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Quoted By: >>39010235 >>39010408 >>39010893 >>39010902 >>39011034 >>39013521
>2024
>switch 2 is released, nintendo making millions
>gamefreak has been working on a secret project since sword and shield was a critical and financial failure
>Nintendo updates their twitter
>"SPECIAL POKEMON DIRECT LIVE IN ONE HOUR"
>everyone from around world turns on the stream
>people holding their pillows, shaking back and forth, just hoping gamefreak can redeem themselves
>james turners family refuse to watch as james killed himself years prior due to sword and shields failure
>masuda watches live from inside an insane asylum
>the stream starts
>it's satoshi tajiri the creator of pokemon
>he speaks really bad phonetic English
>"haaarroo everybon. i ayama creater of Poke-Ah-mon Satoshi Tajiri. ever since i was a boy praying wiff bugs in my bachayard i aways wanted to-a ...
>he pauses
>turns is head directly to the viewer
>"...catch em' all"
>trailer starts
>Gamefreak presents:
>Pokemon Ultimate!
>catch all 893 Pokemon + 200 brand new Pokemon
>explore every single region!
>become the champ of every league and don't forget to catch em' all!
>cut back to satoshi
>he's crying while wiping his eyes with dollar bills
>"thisisa all i eva a wanted"
>the world goes insane, a billion copies are preordered in an instant
>world peace is achieved, world hunger is no longer, climate change is reversed, and everyone is lifted out of poverty
>james turners family scatters his ashes into the road as a street cleaner drives by
>masuda is released by japanese secret police but sent to an island to partake in this years battle royale
>nintendo makes trillions
>pokemon fans from around the world rejoice
>gamefreak did it. they actually did it.
>we are now living in a Pokemon World
thanks gamefreak
>switch 2 is released, nintendo making millions
>gamefreak has been working on a secret project since sword and shield was a critical and financial failure
>Nintendo updates their twitter
>"SPECIAL POKEMON DIRECT LIVE IN ONE HOUR"
>everyone from around world turns on the stream
>people holding their pillows, shaking back and forth, just hoping gamefreak can redeem themselves
>james turners family refuse to watch as james killed himself years prior due to sword and shields failure
>masuda watches live from inside an insane asylum
>the stream starts
>it's satoshi tajiri the creator of pokemon
>he speaks really bad phonetic English
>"haaarroo everybon. i ayama creater of Poke-Ah-mon Satoshi Tajiri. ever since i was a boy praying wiff bugs in my bachayard i aways wanted to-a ...
>he pauses
>turns is head directly to the viewer
>"...catch em' all"
>trailer starts
>Gamefreak presents:
>Pokemon Ultimate!
>catch all 893 Pokemon + 200 brand new Pokemon
>explore every single region!
>become the champ of every league and don't forget to catch em' all!
>cut back to satoshi
>he's crying while wiping his eyes with dollar bills
>"thisisa all i eva a wanted"
>the world goes insane, a billion copies are preordered in an instant
>world peace is achieved, world hunger is no longer, climate change is reversed, and everyone is lifted out of poverty
>james turners family scatters his ashes into the road as a street cleaner drives by
>masuda is released by japanese secret police but sent to an island to partake in this years battle royale
>nintendo makes trillions
>pokemon fans from around the world rejoice
>gamefreak did it. they actually did it.
>we are now living in a Pokemon World
thanks gamefreak
