GOOOOOOOOOOOOD MORNING /VP/!

Just wanted to remind you that we are one day closer to Sceptile (Yes, THE Sceptile of Hoenn) getting into Pokemon Sword and Shield! Don't believe me? Well, then you vermin are just going to have to face reality, because he's coming, and there's nothing you crusty ass, Kanto playing boomers can do about it!

>b-but bulbasaur would be a better grass type starter rep, e-everyone knows who he is
Literally no one picked bulbasaur since Charizard is universally better than the horrible design that is faggot flower frog. Since Charizard's already confirmed, it's clear game freak recognizes this!

>B-but Sceptile wouldn't fit in on Galar!
You might not know this, but Sceptile is the forst pokemon. And believe it or not, there are forests in England!
He'll fit right in!

See you fellow Sceptilechads at the next direct!
Don't forget Leaf Blade!