Land is for losers and Groudon's a gay. The Latis are lacking and Jirachi's a jizzrag

The Regis are repugnant and Rayquaza is refutable, and don't even get me started about how Deoxys is disputable

When it comes to legends to like then look no further to your right and you'll see me, Kyogre, ready to carry you to sea because I am the king and we'll go for a swing because the sea is better and I guarantee you'll soon know better

So follow me deep into the sea where it's hollowing and filled with glee