GOOD MOOOOOOOORNING /vp/! Just wanted to remind you that we’re another day closer to Steve (yes, THE Steve from Minecraft) getting confirmed in Pokemon Masters! Make sure to save your tears for the upcoming Pokemon Masters info trailer when Steve walks into the spotlight!

>H-HAH! TPC SAID MASTERS WILL ONLY HAVE CHARACTERS FROM THE CORE SERIES POKEMON GAMES! STEVE ISN’T IN !!!!!

“No!”

Yikes! That’s a large assumption. How can one “questionable” statement instantly invalidate the insane commercial success crossovers would bring to TPC? Unlike your “Pokegirls", Steve has a little thing called "sex appeal". Ever heard of it? Doubtful since you all have to jack off to fictional women out of incompetence in getting a real girl!

Feel free to continue your denial. Your tears of disappointment will be all the more sweeter!