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Anonymous Sat 22 Jun 2019 01:26:09 No.39099847 View View Reply Original Report

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How will neomonners react when these get axed?

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Trypp F'haag !!bZFPoDj7jq3 Sat 22 Jun 2019 02:05:22 No.39100252 Report

Quoted By: >>39100279 >>39100317 >>39100744

1. We have already reacted, it's shit, and it's not just competitively viable Pokémon that are getting cut.
2.
>neomonners
Oh god, another new term for "person who enjoys any part of the franchise after gen 1".

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 22 Jun 2019 02:07:54 No.39100278 Report

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>>39099847
Why the fuck is shitty ass Blacephalon in this image.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 22 Jun 2019 02:08:02 No.39100279 Report

Quoted By: >>39100698

>>39099847
>>39100252
Neomonner is like fetch. You can’t make it a thing. Just shut up you whiny fuck

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 22 Jun 2019 02:08:49 No.39100289 Report

Quoted By: >>39100716 >>39101102

>>39099847
What's wrong with Magearna?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 22 Jun 2019 02:10:29 No.39100307 Report

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>>39099847
I actually really liked the UBs and Tapus. I also like Lando-T, bit having him sitout a couple of games isn't something I would protest.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 22 Jun 2019 02:11:10 No.39100317 Report

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>>39100252
Is this the worst post of all time on /vp/? Is this just the final stage? What the fuck have we come to, to deserve this AWFUL, HIDEOUS, and DISGUSTING taste? Why? Just why the fuck would you even bother writing this horrible slew of words together? Why? Does it make you happy? Are you happy you just made people visually appalled by words for the first time in a few weeks, months, or maybe even years? Do you ever stop and think, "Hey maybe I shouldn't write this absolute GARBAGE."? You don't give a fuck. Fuck you dude, fuck you.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 22 Jun 2019 02:11:51 No.39100323 Report

Quoted By: >>39102854

>>39099847
>UNOVA BAD
>SINNOH BAD
Yup. Found the zoomer.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 22 Jun 2019 02:28:37 No.39100513 Report

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>>39099847
>>39100317
t. cancerous genwunners

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 22 Jun 2019 02:47:04 No.39100698 Report

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>>39100279
So extra

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 22 Jun 2019 02:48:52 No.39100716 Report

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>>39100289
It's extremely bulky and has an ability that lets it snowball out of control.
It also learns Shift Gear for some fucking reason.

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Anonymous Sat 22 Jun 2019 02:51:13 No.39100744 Report

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>>39100252

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Anonymous Sat 22 Jun 2019 02:51:42 No.39100751 Report

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>>39099847
I’m okay with these getting cut. All of them look like trash

>Landorus-T

I will throw a party at my place if this faggot ass bitch gets snapped by Thanos Masuda

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 22 Jun 2019 02:53:41 No.39100774 Report

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>>39100716
Yeah why the fuck does maGEARna learn shift gear?

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Anonymous Sat 22 Jun 2019 02:54:47 No.39100785 Report

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>>39100716
>It also learns Shift Gear for some fucking reason.
Hmmmm I sure do wonder why a Pokemon made of gears learns Gear Shift hmmmmm...

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 22 Jun 2019 02:56:37 No.39100801 Report

Quoted By: >>39100853

>>39100774
>>39100785
Just because it makes sense in-universe doesn't mean it's fair or balanced. A snowballing sweeper doesn't need to learn one of the best set-up moves in the game, especially since that particular move was previously unique to the Klink line.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 22 Jun 2019 03:00:36 No.39100835 Report

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>>39099847
With Thundurus (therian) applause

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 22 Jun 2019 03:00:44 No.39100836 Report

Quoted By: >>39100966 >>39102881

Do people exist that actually like the ultra beast designs?
Am I being pranked?
How?
Fucking HOW would anybody like these absolute clusterfucks of design elements?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 22 Jun 2019 03:02:11 No.39100853 Report

Quoted By: >>39100923

>>39100801
>one of the best set-up moves in the game
Magearna is a special attacker so it's functionally the same as agility.
Are you seriously saying agility is one of the best moves in the game?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 22 Jun 2019 03:08:52 No.39100923 Report

Quoted By: >>39100957

>>39100853
Magearna's Attack is respectable but it looks like nobody runs physical moves besides Volt Switch on it, so I'll give you that.
That said, I do wonder if there are any viable mixed attacker sets out there. Going all-in on Special is optimal because of Soul-Heart, but I imagine Shift Gear Magearna would hit pretty hard with Iron Head and might even be able to take Chansey off-guard with Brick Break.
God help the Home meta if Magearna ever gets an actual good physical attack.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 22 Jun 2019 03:12:43 No.39100957 Report

Quoted By: >>39101030

>>39100923
Volt Switch isn't physical.
AV sets do run into head though, so they can beat calm mind Lele/Clefable.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 22 Jun 2019 03:14:01 No.39100966 Report

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>>39100836
they are weird and alien I dunno it resonates with MUH LORE

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Anonymous Sat 22 Jun 2019 03:19:05 No.39101022 Report

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HELLOOOOOO /VP/!

Just wanted to remind you that we are one day closer to Landorus (Yes, THE Landorus of OU) getting into Pokemon Sword and Shield! Don't believe me? Well, then you vermin are just going to have to face reality, because he's coming, and there's nothing you crusty ass, smogon playing boomers can do about it!

>b-but muh centralization
Allow me to put this in simple terms for you. I stabilize the meta from becoming chaotic and even more centralized by checking key threats that nobody else can, allowing for more pokemon diversity in OU.

>B-but Landorus wouldn't fit in on Galar!
You might not know this, but Landorus is the abundance pokemon. And believe it or not, there are an abundance of pokemon missing in England!
He'll fit right in!

See you fellow Landochads at the next direct!

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 22 Jun 2019 03:20:08 No.39101030 Report

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>>39100957
>Volt Switch isn't physical.
fuck me I was thinking of U-Turn
I haven't played Showdown in weeks.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 22 Jun 2019 03:21:18 No.39101036 Report

Quoted By: >>39101050

>>39099847
You forgot Garchomp

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 22 Jun 2019 03:22:34 No.39101050 Report

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>>39101036
Garchomp will still be around.
Kommo-o's gonna get cut, though, because losing his Z-move wasn't enough of a cucking.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 22 Jun 2019 03:25:09 No.39101074 Report

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>>39099847
Smaller pokemon pools are the worst, especially since we already know a lot of shitmon got in alongside Tyranitar.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 22 Jun 2019 03:26:25 No.39101084 Report

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>>39099847
Still more creative work than gen 8

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 22 Jun 2019 03:28:19 No.39101102 Report

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>>39100289
>Best defensive typing in the game
>80/115/115 bulk, being nearly as bulky as suicune too
>Has a fool-proof version of a special Moxie that increases SpA for any fainted Pokemon while on the field. Residual damage, foes KOed by your allies, and your allies themselves if its out
>Signature move is a fairy version of draco meteor, and as such will also have its negative effects reduced due to soul heart
>Also gets access to tons of fucking good moves, and is only really missing recover and Quiver Dance/Shell Smash/Geomancy
>Has 2 forms of speed control, which its speed is perfect for both, and one form of that speed control can help it beat Chansey
>Also can easily do so thanks to its incredible Suicune like bulk and amazing defensive typing
>Despite what would seem like a fatal weakness, being a lack of good recovery and staying power, trying to do so is difficult due to its previously mentioned bulk/typing, but also its insane immediate power too, making it easy to take down a few pokemon trying to wittle it down
>Since its so well rounded stats, supported by its typing and move pool, it can provide several roles and is only missing a few like Cleric, Hazard Removal, and status abuser.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 22 Jun 2019 07:03:48 No.39102854 Report

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>>39100323
>unova and sinnoh bad
>zoomer
But... Anon... I don't think this adds up

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 22 Jun 2019 07:08:37 No.39102881 Report

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>>39100836
The UBs work because they're Pokemon that don't look like Pokemon, they're supposed to be freakish aliens. They're some of the best designs we've seen in years.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 22 Jun 2019 07:10:05 No.39102888 Report

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>both of my wives are on permanent Alola vacation
It hurts, bros

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 22 Jun 2019 13:30:43 No.39104924 Report

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>>39099847
By playing Pokemon showdown and not spending 9000 hours breeding?

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