Imagine waking up and all you can think about all day is Pokemon Black and White.
Every where you turn you see things that remind you of it: trash bags, ice cream cones, jet engines, karatekas, aarkvards, chandeliers, even urban public works and hardhats are enough to trigger you.
After a long day of trying to stop thinking about Unova, you get into the Internet, ready to discuss a different video game, anything that isn't Pokemon Black and White. But to your dismay, ever so often you see it, someone talking about how cool the Ghetsis fight was, someone praising the spritework, another person who likes the Pokemon designs.
The anger inside you keeps boiling and seething. It is not enough anymore to try and ignore Gen V of Pokemon, to remove it from your life. No, it must be defeated. You arm yourself with a nine year long obsession, your autism and hatred for Unova, and resolve to become the new Barneyfag: the Antiunovafag. No one will ever talk about Pokemon Black and White again, and you will make sure of that, no matter what it takes.
