>>39121971What the fuck did you just fucking say about megas, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Patricians Academy, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret parties celebrating Mega-evolutions, and my pokemon have over 300 confirmed faints. I am trained in singles strategy and I’m the top doubles player in the entire smogon pantheon. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will sweep you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit about megas over the Internet? Think again, pokefucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, faggot. The storm that sweeps out the pathetic little team you call your pokebros. Thhey’re fucking fainted, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can sweep you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my starter. Not only am I extensively trained in smogon combat, but I have access to the entire national dex and I will use it to its full extent to sweep your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.
