>having sex with ANYONE
Fucking idiotic. Get good at masturbation. ACTUALLY good at it. Not just doing it every now and then, really study what makes things tick, how you can maximize pleasure, get some decent masturbatory aids. Invest a little. Do this, and involving other humans in sex is just a fucking waste of time and effort. There's no level of satisfaction a person can bring you that you can't bring yourself once you know what you're doing. All involving a human does is increase your chance of disease, pregnancy, rape allegations, broken relationships, and other bullshit. I may like both men and women, but I have stopped fucking both, and my life is more fulfilled now. Only pokemon, disease-free and virtuous, deserve my cock now.
Also, Sylveon is 100% male, you can't change my mind on this.
