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Anonymous Tue 25 Jun 2019 07:17:56 No.39141048 View View Reply Original Report

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which pokemon would you marry and impregnate?

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Anonymous Tue 25 Jun 2019 07:25:20 No.39141077 Report

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>>39141048
Only if I myself were an Umbreon could we exchange our vows.
Also, Pokémon don't become pregnant.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 25 Jun 2019 07:27:16 No.39141084 Report

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>>39141048
None, but I would raise a cute Misdreavus as a daughter.

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Anonymous Tue 25 Jun 2019 07:27:56 No.39141088 Report

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Anonymous Tue 25 Jun 2019 07:32:27 No.39141113 Report

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People can't knock pokemon up. Weavile's still my wife however.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 25 Jun 2019 12:37:53 No.39142822 Report

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>>39141048

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Anonymous Tue 25 Jun 2019 16:22:30 No.39144701 Report

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>>39141048
Latias

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 25 Jun 2019 16:48:42 No.39144934 Report

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>>39141077
Based.

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Anonymous Tue 25 Jun 2019 17:02:39 No.39145048 Report

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Anonymous Tue 25 Jun 2019 18:04:58 No.39145653 Report

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>>39141088
>when there is some quarrel or some discussion she will always get her way using pheromones
Truly the best form of love.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 25 Jun 2019 18:35:21 No.39146013 Report

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>>39145048
floofiest wife

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 25 Jun 2019 18:36:48 No.39146034 Report

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Would marry but not impregnate

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Anonymous Tue 25 Jun 2019 19:08:30 No.39146373 Report

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>>39146013
Indeed!

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Anonymous Tue 25 Jun 2019 19:12:39 No.39146415 Report

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None because that's furry garbage.
I'd be life long best friends with mine though.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 25 Jun 2019 21:47:03 No.39147810 Report

Quoted By: >>39151349

>>39141048
Any of my favorites, 2bh
it'd really come down to which specific individual pokemon I clicked with the best, even if it ended up being Lanturn, Cacturne, or Tropius instead of Girafarig, Jolteon, or Typhlosion
even if fugging Lanturn was a matter of external fertilization

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 25 Jun 2019 21:59:58 No.39147910 Report

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>>39141048
Yours
>>39141113
Also yours because your not trying hard enough

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Anonymous Tue 25 Jun 2019 22:08:57 No.39147969 Report

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Anonymous Tue 25 Jun 2019 22:10:53 No.39147979 Report

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>>39141048
How does one impregnate a boy, dear OP?

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 25 Jun 2019 23:18:48 No.39148702 Report

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>>39141048
I'd let her go, because she is obviously a women who needs no man.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 26 Jun 2019 01:12:23 No.39149685 Report

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>>39147979
Just let me do it since you're not trying hard enough, either

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 26 Jun 2019 01:14:32 No.39149713 Report

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>>39141048
How the fuck do yuo impregnate a ghost bedsheet

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Anonymous Wed 26 Jun 2019 01:14:34 No.39149714 Report

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>>39141048
Remember guys, there IS a correct answer.

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Anonymous Wed 26 Jun 2019 01:16:48 No.39149730 Report

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>>39141048
humans are pokemon

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Anonymous Wed 26 Jun 2019 01:16:49 No.39149733 Report

Quoted By: >>39151349

Lopunny's thighs are built for baby carrying

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 26 Jun 2019 01:17:50 No.39149741 Report

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>>39141088
>tits on a lizard
haram

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 26 Jun 2019 02:30:05 No.39150386 Report

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>>39141048
You can't impregnate a Pokemon, retard.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 26 Jun 2019 02:32:33 No.39150411 Report

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>>39150386
not with that attitude you can't

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Anonymous Wed 26 Jun 2019 02:34:08 No.39150428 Report

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>>39150411
With hard work, any dreams can come true.

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Anonymous Wed 26 Jun 2019 03:38:23 No.39150974 Report

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would marry first

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Anonymous Wed 26 Jun 2019 04:34:11 No.39151322 Report

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>>39141048
I need a minimum amount of human features to get it up.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 26 Jun 2019 04:38:28 No.39151349 Report

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>>39141113
>>39147810
>>39147969
>>39149733
>>39150974
>>39151322
Excellent choices.

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Anonymous Wed 26 Jun 2019 06:05:51 No.39151948 Report

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I doubt you can get ghosts pregnant but that means no consequences, i'm sorry missy but you're going to be my fuckrag

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Anonymous Wed 26 Jun 2019 06:11:26 No.39151981 Report

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>>39151948
They're in the same egg group, so if you can knock up a Gardevoir you can knock up a Mismagius.

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Anonymous Wed 26 Jun 2019 06:13:31 No.39151991 Report

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>>39151981
I've never seen humans listed in a breeding group

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Anonymous Wed 26 Jun 2019 06:19:10 No.39152015 Report

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Anonymous Wed 26 Jun 2019 06:20:33 No.39152023 Report

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>>39151991
Humans can breed with every kind of pokemon.

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Anonymous Wed 26 Jun 2019 06:20:52 No.39152024 Report

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>>39141048

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Anonymous Wed 26 Jun 2019 06:21:36 No.39152025 Report

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Anonymous Wed 26 Jun 2019 06:22:33 No.39152032 Report

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Anonymous Wed 26 Jun 2019 07:17:29 No.39152209 Report

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Can someone explain to me why incels on the internet are obsessed with 'impregnating' and 'breeding' when real world chads don't want kids?

Like, do you want to make a baby so you can fuck the baby? What's the appeal.

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Anonymous Wed 26 Jun 2019 07:24:16 No.39152238 Report

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>>39152209
>wanting to do natural things is bad

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 26 Jun 2019 07:33:20 No.39152272 Report

Quoted By: >>39152282

>>39152209
No one irl wants kids because modern woman are terrible, marriage is a scam, and your kids will grow up to live in this awful world with smartphones and trannies.
Pokemon are unironically better human beings than anyone alive today.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 26 Jun 2019 07:34:45 No.39152282 Report

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>>39152209
this >>39152272
fake creatures make better wives than humans do

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