N-NO NO NO N-NO!
DON'T BUY SWSH!
C-CONSUME PRODUCT BUY NEXT PRODUCT ™
I-I'LL KEEP SAYING IT UNTIL IT'S TRUE
BUY TEMTEM IT'S A BETTER CHOICE
FUCK GAMEFREAK I CAN'T USE MY BRO TO SWEEP THE GAME
I WANT TO COMPLAIN HOW EASY IT IS
FUCK YOU MASUDA, I CAN'T BE BABIED ANYMORE
I AM THE RESISTANCE, FEAR ME
WHAT DO YOU MEAN I'M AN NPC, YOU ARE!
REDDIT SAID I'M RIGHT
I WON'T GO BACK