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Anonymous Tue 25 Jun 2019 22:48:12 No.39148327 View View Reply Original Report

State your deepest desires, /vp/.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 25 Jun 2019 22:48:33 No.39148331 Report

Quoted By: >>39148381

i wish pokemon was dead

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 25 Jun 2019 22:48:49 No.39148333 Report

Quoted By: >>39148381 >>39151309

>>39148327
WHY CAN'T SUSIE BE REAL

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 25 Jun 2019 22:48:57 No.39148336 Report

Quoted By: >>39148374 >>39148381

i wish pokemon were real so i could fuck them

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 25 Jun 2019 22:49:04 No.39148338 Report

Quoted By: >>39148381

I want Junichi Masuda to live a wonderful long life.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 25 Jun 2019 22:49:52 No.39148355 Report

Quoted By: >>39148381

>>39148327
Wish I was back on the bayou.
Rollin' with some Cajun Queen!

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 25 Jun 2019 22:50:15 No.39148361 Report

Quoted By: >>39148381

>>39148327
I wish pokemon shield had amazing animation and graphics for the pokemon that will be available, and by amazing I mean magnitudes better that the 3ds.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 25 Jun 2019 22:51:50 No.39148374 Report

Quoted By: >>39148428 >>39148722

>>39148336
Granted, all Pokémon are male, and they penetrate you first.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 25 Jun 2019 22:53:01 No.39148381 Report

Quoted By: >>39150092

>>39148331
Granted, but you become infamous for killing the franchise. You are shunned by casualfags
>>39148333
Who?
>>39148336
Granted, but as soon as you attempt, a Mudsdale will attempt to fuck you in the ass.
>>39148338
Granted, but it's at the cost of your own life
>>39148355
Granted, but you can't ever leave
>>39148361
Granted, but the amount of available pokemon is halved.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 25 Jun 2019 22:53:08 No.39148383 Report

Quoted By: >>39148416 >>39148775

I wish i was ded

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 25 Jun 2019 22:55:35 No.39148416 Report

Quoted By: >>39148544

>>39148383
Granted, but you are forced to roam the world as a spirit for the rest of eternity

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 25 Jun 2019 22:56:52 No.39148428 Report

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>>39148374
and? thats a good thing

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 25 Jun 2019 22:58:51 No.39148457 Report

Quoted By: >>39148467

I don't give a fuck if the games are good. I just wish that the Pokemon designs would at least be good from now on.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 25 Jun 2019 22:59:42 No.39148467 Report

Quoted By: >>39148477 >>39148490

>>39148457
Granted, but the pokemon games become interracial BBC propaganda.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 25 Jun 2019 23:00:28 No.39148477 Report

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>>39148467
They pretty much already are.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 25 Jun 2019 23:01:24 No.39148486 Report

Quoted By: >>39148516

>>39148327
I want a 15 inch penis with large testicles that can shoot a litre of semen that tastes like a sort of coffee cinnamon mixture I enjoy drinking that is as hot as tea so it steams but not so hot that it burns your skin

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 25 Jun 2019 23:01:31 No.39148490 Report

Quoted By: >>39148532

>>39148467
This doesn't affect me in any way whatsoever because I'm not buying or playing the games, so I think I made out with a pretty good deal.
Thanks, monkey's paw.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 25 Jun 2019 23:03:24 No.39148514 Report

Quoted By: >>39148762

>>39148327
I want Golisopod in Smash Ultimate

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 25 Jun 2019 23:03:27 No.39148516 Report

Quoted By: >>39148570

>>39148486
Granted, but no one will ever want to have sex with you, as they fear they may die if the dick is inserted too deeply

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 25 Jun 2019 23:04:52 No.39148531 Report

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>>39148327
I wish for pokemon to be scale and go's size variants to be in mainline

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 25 Jun 2019 23:04:56 No.39148532 Report

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>>39148490
Stop trying to make me hard, slut. Or I'll have to use you as an onahole.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 25 Jun 2019 23:05:36 No.39148541 Report

Quoted By: >>39148580

>>39148327
Does it have to be Pokemon related? If so, I want gen 4 remakes, maybe with megas, but no other gimmicks. Just expand on the story and have the legendaries (especially arceus) play a bigger role in it.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 25 Jun 2019 23:05:46 No.39148544 Report

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>>39148416
>Float
>Spy people
>Scare people
>Don't have to worry about problems associated with the living

Sign me up

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 25 Jun 2019 23:06:25 No.39148555 Report

Quoted By: >>39148620

>>39148327
Gamefreak headquarters gets blown up

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 25 Jun 2019 23:07:10 No.39148564 Report

Quoted By: >>39148574

>>39148327
Revive Etika

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 25 Jun 2019 23:07:10 No.39148565 Report

Quoted By: >>39148594

I want Emerald remade with decent graphics, following pokemon, battle frontier, updated mechanics and a full, entirely in-game catchable national dex. I would never touch another pokemon game.

I would be willing to give up a lot for it.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 25 Jun 2019 23:07:35 No.39148570 Report

Quoted By: >>39148735

>>39148516
That is a non issue because I mainly want it so I can cum in my mouth for a snack while I shiny hunt

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 25 Jun 2019 23:07:38 No.39148571 Report

Quoted By: >>39148762

>>39148327
I wish I was able to undo the pokedex snap

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 25 Jun 2019 23:08:03 No.39148574 Report

Quoted By: >>39148624

>>39148564
Granted, but you need to take estrogen and service his potent black cock.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 25 Jun 2019 23:08:03 No.39148576 Report

Quoted By: >>39148620

I wish there was a monkey's paw themed pokemon

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 25 Jun 2019 23:08:34 No.39148580 Report

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>>39148541
Granted, but it's still impossible to obtain certain legendaries without going to gamestop

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 25 Jun 2019 23:09:20 No.39148594 Report

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>>39148565
Granted, but no one is allowed to sell it to you, and it bricks your platform if you start it

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 25 Jun 2019 23:10:51 No.39148614 Report

Quoted By: >>39148637

I wish a Salazzle ballbusted me and made fun of my small cock

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 25 Jun 2019 23:11:16 No.39148620 Report

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>>39148555
Granted, but you're arrested for terrorism.
>>39148576
Granted, but the design is merely just a floating monkey paw with eyes

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 25 Jun 2019 23:11:34 No.39148624 Report

Quoted By: >>39148864

>>39148574
Im trans, so thats good for me.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 25 Jun 2019 23:12:49 No.39148637 Report

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>>39148614
Granted, but you're forced into a Groundhog Day loop, and you have to deal with her doing the exact same thing and saying the exact same things every single day.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 25 Jun 2019 23:17:40 No.39148687 Report

Quoted By: >>39148715

I wish I was born rich so that I could do something fun of my life, like playing in movies or making music

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 25 Jun 2019 23:18:16 No.39148692 Report

Quoted By: >>39148748

I wish my waifumon sucked me off

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 25 Jun 2019 23:19:51 No.39148715 Report

Quoted By: >>39148749 >>39148752

>>39148687
Granted, but the only time people ever want to be friends with you are for when they want your money.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 25 Jun 2019 23:20:54 No.39148722 Report

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>>39148374
This is supposed to be a monkey paw thread anon

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 25 Jun 2019 23:21:36 No.39148731 Report

Quoted By: >>39148748 >>39148761

>>39148327
I wish another developer bought out Gamefreak

>It's EA!

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 25 Jun 2019 23:21:57 No.39148735 Report

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>>39148570
oh ok

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 25 Jun 2019 23:23:02 No.39148748 Report

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>>39148692
Granted, but she throws up during the session
>>39148731
Granted, it's ACKK games

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 25 Jun 2019 23:23:14 No.39148749 Report

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>>39148715
no change, then

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 25 Jun 2019 23:23:32 No.39148752 Report

Quoted By:

>>39148715
I don't need people

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 25 Jun 2019 23:24:13 No.39148761 Report

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>>39148731
granted, TPC and nintendo still keeps pokemon and hires an even worse company in Gamefreak's place

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 25 Jun 2019 23:24:19 No.39148762 Report

Quoted By: >>39149954

>>39148514
Granted, but it's just a lv. 1 spirit
>>39148571
Granted, but the rest of the game is shit and the tutorials last for 4 hours at best

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 25 Jun 2019 23:25:18 No.39148771 Report

Quoted By: >>39148799 >>39151714

I want Sword and Shield to be good

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 25 Jun 2019 23:25:37 No.39148775 Report

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>>39148383
you can't kill what's already dead

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 25 Jun 2019 23:27:55 No.39148799 Report

Quoted By: >>39148920 >>39150117

>>39148771
Granted, but the next game in the series is cursed to be a failure.

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Anonymous Tue 25 Jun 2019 23:34:44 No.39148864 Report

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>>39148624

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 25 Jun 2019 23:41:21 No.39148920 Report

Quoted By: >>39148943

>>39148799
but anon, SS is the next game in the series

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 25 Jun 2019 23:43:21 No.39148943 Report

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>>39148920
SoulSilver was released a long time ago.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 25 Jun 2019 23:48:10 No.39148994 Report

Quoted By: >>39149039

I want SWSH to have a hard mode available from the start and hire Drayano to build the teams for it

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 25 Jun 2019 23:52:32 No.39149039 Report

Quoted By: >>39149054

>>39148994
Granted, but Drayano immediately chokes on a grape and dies after development is finished

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 25 Jun 2019 23:53:56 No.39149054 Report

Quoted By:

>>39149039
Good enough.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 26 Jun 2019 00:25:01 No.39149332 Report

Quoted By: >>39149601

>>39148327
MGSV style graphics and mechanics.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 26 Jun 2019 00:27:58 No.39149352 Report

Quoted By: >>39149601

I wish for all of the Pokegirls to have a farting contest

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 26 Jun 2019 01:02:52 No.39149601 Report

Quoted By: >>39149696

>>39149332
Granted, but time travel is introduced into the story, making everything much more complicated than it needs to be
>>39149352
Granted, but your soul is sacrificed to make this a reality

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 26 Jun 2019 01:04:34 No.39149613 Report

Quoted By: >>39149638

>>39148327
I wish we had an eeveelution for every type.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 26 Jun 2019 01:06:38 No.39149638 Report

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>>39149613
Granted, but the Eeveelutions introduced in each gen stay exclusive to that gen

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 26 Jun 2019 01:08:14 No.39149650 Report

Quoted By: >>39149655

I wish for the Dawn nopan meme to stop existing

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 26 Jun 2019 01:08:58 No.39149655 Report

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>>39149650
Granted. It is no longer a meme. It's real.

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Anonymous Wed 26 Jun 2019 01:12:51 No.39149696 Report

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>>39149601
>time travel
Like in Pokemon Mystery Dungeon Explorers of Time? This deal is getting better all the time!

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 26 Jun 2019 01:44:32 No.39149954 Report

Quoted By:

>>39148762
Primary or Support?

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Anonymous Wed 26 Jun 2019 01:46:27 No.39149975 Report

Quoted By: >>39150227

>>39148327
I want both following Pokemon and Mega Evolution to come back.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 26 Jun 2019 01:46:46 No.39149981 Report

Quoted By: >>39150145

I want gen 8's pseudo to not be a dragon type.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 26 Jun 2019 01:48:47 No.39150005 Report

Quoted By: >>39150068

Alright let's see if I can get this right...
Non-futa, non-trap, non-fetish-fucked-up, my-age Lillie wife who loves me, doesn't cuck me, and neither of us die young

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 26 Jun 2019 01:56:08 No.39150068 Report

Quoted By: >>39150227

>>39148327
I wish the gen 9 starter won't be anthros or just get biggers
>>39150005
You never have time to see her

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 26 Jun 2019 01:58:15 No.39150088 Report

Quoted By: >>39150227

>>39148327
I want Gamefreak to refine expand on their ideas, not jetison them after a generation.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 26 Jun 2019 01:58:36 No.39150092 Report

Quoted By: >>39151815

>>39148381
I wish for no bad turnouts for any wishes.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 26 Jun 2019 02:01:37 No.39150117 Report

Quoted By:

>>39148799
Better than both of them being shit

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 26 Jun 2019 02:04:38 No.39150145 Report

Quoted By:

>>39149981
Granted. It's a ground type with an ability that gives it all the benefits and shortcomings of a dragon type.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 26 Jun 2019 02:13:50 No.39150227 Report

Quoted By:

>>39149975
Granted, but every mega will just be shoved into postgame
>>39150068
Granted, there are no starters
>>39150088
Granted, but they're still culling pokemon

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 26 Jun 2019 02:14:28 No.39150236 Report

Quoted By: >>39150276

I want my Bros to be in SWSH.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 26 Jun 2019 02:18:03 No.39150276 Report

Quoted By: >>39150737

>>39150236
Granted; your human brothers are now cameo characters that appear as NPC trainers in Sword and Shield

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 26 Jun 2019 03:10:11 No.39150737 Report

Quoted By:

>>39150276
Just what I wanted. Thank you.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 26 Jun 2019 03:15:29 No.39150786 Report

Quoted By: >>39150828

I wish Game Freak finally admited that they're bored of Pokémon and that they would sell the rights to another dev company that could make proper quality games that are fun, enjoyable and memorable without the "haha I don't know" bullshit (halving the available pokémon, giving each gen a gimmick, removing whatever good things they put in a previous generation, etc)

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 26 Jun 2019 03:20:41 No.39150828 Report

Quoted By: >>39150998

>>39150786
Granted; Genius Sonority has been revived as a true company again; and will start off by making a game similar to Colloseum/Gale of Darkness.
I legitemately can't think of a downside. You've won.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 26 Jun 2019 03:41:53 No.39150998 Report

Quoted By: >>39151033

>>39150828
Genius Sonority has been making mobile shit for years anon. I don't know if the devs who made Colo/Gale are still in office

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 26 Jun 2019 03:43:53 No.39151016 Report

Quoted By: >>39151233

>>39148327
I wish pewdiepie would become head of GF and make a good pokemon game based off of Sweden with white people

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 26 Jun 2019 03:46:56 No.39151033 Report

Quoted By: >>39151233

>>39150998
Why else would I say "true company", anon?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 26 Jun 2019 04:13:51 No.39151197 Report

Quoted By: >>39151210

>>39148327
||i want Ballio to be real||

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 26 Jun 2019 04:14:58 No.39151210 Report

Quoted By:

>>39151197
Granted; but Incineroar and Decidueye are also changed.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 26 Jun 2019 04:18:13 No.39151233 Report

Quoted By:

>>39151033
A company that makes mobleshit is still a true company anon. Whether you like it or not.

:^)

>>39151016
Granted. The only way to get mew is to complete the interracial dating sidequest with Rirrie-chan.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 26 Jun 2019 04:31:54 No.39151309 Report

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>>39148333
Based Jevilposter

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 26 Jun 2019 05:03:18 No.39151518 Report

Quoted By: >>39151783

I just want a game where the target audience isn't children.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 26 Jun 2019 05:28:23 No.39151714 Report

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>>39148771
Granted, but they have a fatal bug which fries any switch or hack playing device you buy

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Anonymous Wed 26 Jun 2019 05:30:34 No.39151725 Report

Quoted By: >>39151736

>>39148327
I wish to become an Umbreon in the Pokémon world.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 26 Jun 2019 05:30:48 No.39151727 Report

Quoted By: >>39151793

I wish the games would come out every 5ish years, so we don't end up with rushed three year generations.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 26 Jun 2019 05:32:01 No.39151736 Report

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>>39151725
Granted, but you are caught upon arrival and kept in a pokeball for eternity

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 26 Jun 2019 05:33:14 No.39151742 Report

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I wish impidimp gets a really cool/sexy Evo

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Anonymous Wed 26 Jun 2019 05:34:45 No.39151750 Report

Quoted By: >>39151777

I just want a Pokémon game that's made by people who really love the franchise.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 26 Jun 2019 05:37:54 No.39151777 Report

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>>39151750
Granted, but it's made by awful fanfic authors and the game is full of hour long non skipable cutscenes of their insufferable self inserts

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 26 Jun 2019 05:38:45 No.39151783 Report

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>>39151518
Granted, but since you didn't specify a Pokemon game, you don't get a Pokemon one

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 26 Jun 2019 05:40:02 No.39151793 Report

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>>39151727
Granted, but all future games are mobile only and full of ads and micro transactions

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 26 Jun 2019 05:44:13 No.39151815 Report

Quoted By:

>>39150092
Granted, but then you enter an alternate universe where the meaning of bad and good is reversed

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 26 Jun 2019 13:48:41 No.39154803 Report

Quoted By:

>>39148327
I wish they had decent coop, instead of that shitty dynamax raid shit

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