It's close to midnight
Something evil's shilling from the dark
Sounds like a gaslight
You see a cope that almost stops your heart
You try to post
But the janny deletes your post in 30 seconds
You start to cringe
As a yikes post looks you right between your eyes
You're paralyzed
'Cause this is Shiller!
Shiller night!
And no one's gonna save you
From the enraged hotpockets strike!
You know it's Shiller!
Shiller night!
You've just been banned for life
Inside a killer shiller tonight, yeah
Ahahahahahahahaha
I'm gonna shill it tonight

Cringe falls across the board
And hear the reeking unwashed horde
Copers crawl in search of hotpockets
To cringe your eyeballs from their sockets
And whosoever shall be found
Without a coping soul for shilling out
Pray tell, imagine the smell
The foul stentch of Hotpocket Hell!