>"Who does he think he is? Masuda has cut the wrong Pokemon! No one says "no" to Lando!"

>"Heh heh. Darn right"

>"Dismissed! Rejected! Publicly humiliated! Why, it's more than I can bear."

>"More Poffins?"

>"What for? Nothing helps. I'm disgraced."

>"Who, you? Never! Lando, you've got to pull yourself together,"

Gosh, it disturbs me to see you Lando,
Looking so down in the box.
Every ‘mon here'd love to be you, Lando!
Even when setting your rocks.

There's no 'mon in OU admired as you
You're everyone's highest used 'mon.
Everyone's intimidated by you
And it's not very hard to see why

No one's slick as Lando
No one's quick as Lando
No one's EQs as easy to click as Lando
For there's no 'mon in OU as manly

Perfect, a pure Pokemon!

You can ask any 'Chomp, 'Tar or Chansey,
And they'll tell you whose team they prefer to be on!

No one's big like Lando
Auto picked like Lando

No one's got a choice scarf ‘round his neck like Lando
As a Pokemon, yes, I'm intimidating
My, what a ‘mon, that Lando!

Give five "hurrahs!"
Give twelve "hip-hips!"

Lando is the best
And the rest is all drips!

No one fights like Lando
U-turns out like Lando
In a Pokemon match nobody scouts like Lando

For there's no ‘mon as burly and brawny
As you see I've got stealth rocks to spare
Not a bit of him's scraggly or scrawny
That's right! And when I switch in all sweepers beware!

No one checks like Lando
As complex as Lando

In a boosting match nobody boosts like Lando
I'm especially good at rock polishing
Six KOs for Lando!

When I was a lad, I ate four dozen Yaches
Until all of my foes were all gone
And now that I'm grown, I eat five dozen Yaches
So I'm roughly the size of Groudon!!

No Fly-Z’s like Lando
Makes us flee like Lando
Then goes tromping around wearing bands like Lando
I use Heatrans in all of my decorating

My what a ‘mon
Lando!!!