Haha, wouldn't it be nice if you lived in the pokemon world and on your way to get your starter, a hippowdon bites your legs to immobilize you. The pain is so unbearable that you go into shock and pass out. You wake up later to indescribable pain in your asshole as sand mixed with cum and blood leak out. The ambulance come and you hear them say you're bleeding internally and you're not gonna make it. All they can do is give you some morphine for the pain. A nurse holds your hand as you softly cry and say, "I don't want to die." You can't believe this is happening. You were supposed to be going on a pokemon adventure. The nurse stays with you until the life finally leaves your body.