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Anonymous Sat 29 Jun 2019 20:20:58 No.39201684 View View Reply Original Report

Quoted By: >>39201731 >>39201739 >>39201747 >>39201772 >>39201890 >>39201954 >>39202118 >>39202461

Female Eevees love human cock.
Also reminder homosexuality is a mental illness who's only cure is a bullet to the brain.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 29 Jun 2019 20:23:03 No.39201709 Report

Quoted By: >>39201737

Female Eevees will drive their species to extinction by trying to breed with incompatible subjects. Clear insanity, they must be fixed or be put down.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 29 Jun 2019 20:24:01 No.39201731 Report

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>>39201684
I wish I had a female Eevee.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 29 Jun 2019 20:24:21 No.39201737 Report

Quoted By: >>39201748 >>39201772 >>39201794 >>39201829

>>39201709
Human can impregnate Eevees though.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 29 Jun 2019 20:24:23 No.39201739 Report

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>>39201684
You need a bullet to the brain so we can cure your existence from human society.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 29 Jun 2019 20:25:00 No.39201747 Report

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>>39201684
Get fucked, straight shitter

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 29 Jun 2019 20:25:01 No.39201748 Report

Quoted By: >>39201865

>>39201737
Factually wrong.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 29 Jun 2019 20:26:39 No.39201772 Report

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>>39201684
>Both a loli and furfag
>>39201737
>Source:Dude trust me and my fanfic

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 29 Jun 2019 20:27:56 No.39201794 Report

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>>39201737
interspecies reproduction is objectively disgusting and I say this as a furfag

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 29 Jun 2019 20:30:48 No.39201829 Report

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>>39201737
nope

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 29 Jun 2019 20:31:22 No.39201840 Report

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Out of every single pokemon, person, or other living thing. Out of each and every possible combination of cells. Sylveon is, without question, the sluttiest form of life imaginable. The entire species is made for whoring out, and it is all they enjoy. The only thing a sylveon loves more than being unable to breathe thanks to the cock lodged down its throat, is the heavy ballsack twitching against its chin as cum pours into its tummy. All four of its soft, silky ribbons are placed toward its front, so it can jerk off four dicks onto its face, while it chokes on a fifth, and two more are forced under its permanently-raised tail. Even males try to fit at least two. What a bunch of fucking sluts.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 29 Jun 2019 20:32:41 No.39201865 Report

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>>39201829
>>39201748
Source?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 29 Jun 2019 20:34:03 No.39201890 Report

Quoted By: >>39201941 >>39201955

>>39201684
>87.5% male
built for shotafur.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 29 Jun 2019 20:34:44 No.39201899 Report

Quoted By: >>39201915 >>39201927

>>39201865
People cannot impregnate felids/canids/anything that isn't a fucking human, it is impossible.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 29 Jun 2019 20:35:28 No.39201915 Report

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>>39201899
What does that have to do with anything

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 29 Jun 2019 20:36:21 No.39201927 Report

Quoted By: >>39201939

>>39201899
>pokemon married people

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 29 Jun 2019 20:36:25 No.39201930 Report

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>Reminder that wanting to fuck Pokémon is a mental illness who's only cure is a bullet to the brain.

FTFY

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 29 Jun 2019 20:36:57 No.39201939 Report

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>>39201927
and they stopped because they were unable to produce children together causing them to die out

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 29 Jun 2019 20:37:01 No.39201941 Report

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>>39201890
Boy Eevees have really soft bottoms

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 29 Jun 2019 20:37:08 No.39201943 Report

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>>39201915
YOU CAN'T FUCK AN EEVEE

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 29 Jun 2019 20:37:42 No.39201954 Report

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>>39201684
>this is a furry post
>all furries are gay

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 29 Jun 2019 20:37:51 No.39201955 Report

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>>39201890
Did you know, despite the Eevee line having the typical giftmon gender ratio, every Eevee and Eeveelution used by a trainer in Let's Go is female, even when the trainer is male.
The only exception vis the partner Eevee, which has a 50/50 ratio.
I just thought that was interesting.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 29 Jun 2019 20:38:34 No.39201964 Report

Quoted By: >>39202003 >>39202197

>>39201939
Nice bullshit and headcanon, faggot

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 29 Jun 2019 20:39:05 No.39201974 Report

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>>39201943
well yeah they aren't real.
You can still fap to them.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 29 Jun 2019 20:40:04 No.39201986 Report

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>>39201955
>LGBT
stopped reading there.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 29 Jun 2019 20:40:30 No.39201994 Report

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>>39201939
source?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 29 Jun 2019 20:41:07 No.39202003 Report

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>>39201964
as is the assumption that pokemon and humans can breed together

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 29 Jun 2019 20:43:29 No.39202033 Report

Quoted By: >>39202061

they wouldn't have gijinka babies together, just mutated things

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 29 Jun 2019 20:45:28 No.39202061 Report

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>>39202033
Pokemon babies are always the same species as the mother.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 29 Jun 2019 20:47:14 No.39202085 Report

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>>39201986
better than gen V

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 29 Jun 2019 20:48:26 No.39202103 Report

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>>39202061
they would still be screwed up

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 29 Jun 2019 20:49:09 No.39202118 Report

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>>39201684
>Also reminder homosexuality is a mental illness who's only cure is a bullet to the brain.
So is Zoosexuality

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 29 Jun 2019 20:50:04 No.39202130 Report

Quoted By: >>39202168

>>39202103
Why?
I'd love to have adorable little Eevee daughters.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 29 Jun 2019 20:51:40 No.39202154 Report

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>>39202118
Good thing Pokemon aren't animals ;)

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 29 Jun 2019 20:52:56 No.39202168 Report

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>>39202130
they would be born retarded Anon

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 29 Jun 2019 20:53:50 No.39202189 Report

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>First year into Pokemon
>Be 20
>Not sexually attracted to Pokemon

Am I safe?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 29 Jun 2019 20:54:16 No.39202197 Report

Quoted By: >>39202216

>>39201964
married=/=having children

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 29 Jun 2019 20:55:21 No.39202216 Report

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>>39202197
>marriage lasting without children
Lmao have your (You)

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 29 Jun 2019 20:55:31 No.39202220 Report

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>>39202085
>Hyah! Dah!.webm

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 29 Jun 2019 20:56:14 No.39202229 Report

Quoted By: >>39202309

>>39202168
There's humans in the Pokemon universe that clearly had Pokemon parents since they have psychic powers and shit and they aren't retarded.
Why would the opposite case result in retarded baby Pokemon?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 29 Jun 2019 21:02:54 No.39202309 Report

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>>39202229
Humans in the pokémon universe are psychic types by default.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 29 Jun 2019 21:13:18 No.39202461 Report

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>>39201684
I love Eevee's butthole

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 29 Jun 2019 21:21:30 No.39202571 Report

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