Back again from my penthouse suite to let you all know why you're SUPER wrong about Sword and Shield.

As expected of those with low IQs (unlike me), you just *literally* can't appreciate the fact that this game will be the best yet. And you will all still buy it.

My high level contacts on Nintendo told me *back in 2010* that they were always intending to cut out the poorly designed Pokémon. How can you want a game which doesn't have only the MOST iconic Pokémon in there, would you rather have Vanilluxe or Charizard?

I also have a degree in genetics.