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Quoted By: >>39220451
>THESE GAMES ARE A BLIZZARD OF BALLS
>THEY'RE A BLIZZARD OF POKEBALLS!
>WHAT WERE THEY THINKING?
>I just turned the game on and these people I don't care about are talking to me.
>Can I walk? Can I play the game?
>Right after you tell Oak your name in the originals you can walk right out into the grass, what happened to that?!
>Skip ahead 20 minutes and I'm still talking to these people.
>I DON'T CARE ABOUT YOUR FAVORITE FOOD CAN I PLAY THE FUCKING GAME?
>I heard Masuda, one of the head developers of GameFreak, the company that makes Pokemon, went on record saying Pokemon would be more handholdy like this from now on because kids' attention spans these days, according to him, can't keep them enthralled in Pokemon enough and it's too hard.
>WELL MAYBE YOU COULD KEEP THEIR FUCKING ATTENTION IF YOU LET THEM PLAY AND NOT BOMBARD THEM WITH TEN-THOUSAND BOXES OF TEXT. I'D RATHER EAT TAUROS DUMP THAN READ THIS JIBBERISH WHAT IS THIS?
>Listen to this, I checked. After you get your starting monster from the professor in Red version, only about a minute or two of gameplay time has passed depending on how long it took you to walk out of the town, then you're right to battling DICKS. Yeah, that's my rival dicks.
>After over FORTY MINUTES of listening to these endless dialogue boxes in Sun version though, you can finally choose your first Pokemon.
>FORTY MINUTES? I mean it's not like these games even have a plot or story, this dialogue was written for three year olds, WHY do I have to listen to this?
>I remember playing through Red version on my Game Boy pocket looking for Pokemon in the grass and kicking people's asses! Yeahh! Take that you Pidgey piece of shit. And the only time anyone would talk to me, unless I talked to them first, was my rival who I was excited to battle against! He's such a prick, you just wanna kick his ass. Like Fred Fuchs.
>THEY'RE A BLIZZARD OF POKEBALLS!
>WHAT WERE THEY THINKING?
>I just turned the game on and these people I don't care about are talking to me.
>Can I walk? Can I play the game?
>Right after you tell Oak your name in the originals you can walk right out into the grass, what happened to that?!
>Skip ahead 20 minutes and I'm still talking to these people.
>I DON'T CARE ABOUT YOUR FAVORITE FOOD CAN I PLAY THE FUCKING GAME?
>I heard Masuda, one of the head developers of GameFreak, the company that makes Pokemon, went on record saying Pokemon would be more handholdy like this from now on because kids' attention spans these days, according to him, can't keep them enthralled in Pokemon enough and it's too hard.
>WELL MAYBE YOU COULD KEEP THEIR FUCKING ATTENTION IF YOU LET THEM PLAY AND NOT BOMBARD THEM WITH TEN-THOUSAND BOXES OF TEXT. I'D RATHER EAT TAUROS DUMP THAN READ THIS JIBBERISH WHAT IS THIS?
>Listen to this, I checked. After you get your starting monster from the professor in Red version, only about a minute or two of gameplay time has passed depending on how long it took you to walk out of the town, then you're right to battling DICKS. Yeah, that's my rival dicks.
>After over FORTY MINUTES of listening to these endless dialogue boxes in Sun version though, you can finally choose your first Pokemon.
>FORTY MINUTES? I mean it's not like these games even have a plot or story, this dialogue was written for three year olds, WHY do I have to listen to this?
>I remember playing through Red version on my Game Boy pocket looking for Pokemon in the grass and kicking people's asses! Yeahh! Take that you Pidgey piece of shit. And the only time anyone would talk to me, unless I talked to them first, was my rival who I was excited to battle against! He's such a prick, you just wanna kick his ass. Like Fred Fuchs.
