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Height: 28'10" /8.8 m Weight: 463.0 lbs. /210.0 kg

Anonymous Mon 01 Jul 2019 13:12:02 No.39222899 View View Reply Original Report

Quoted By: >>39222911 >>39222917 >>39222941 >>39222968 >>39223598 >>39223624 >>39224072

How can this gigantic thing hatch from such a tiny egg!?
Say whatever the fuck you want about baby Pokémon but it needs a pre evolution.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 01 Jul 2019 13:12:46 No.39222903 Report

Quoted By: >>39222919 >>39222928 >>39223298

babies are awful and a waste of space.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 01 Jul 2019 13:13:28 No.39222905 Report

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I could say the same thing about you're mom lmao xD

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 01 Jul 2019 13:14:30 No.39222911 Report

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>>39222899
I'm stick amazed that a thing that size doesn't hut harder than a 4 inch tall tick.

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Anonymous Mon 01 Jul 2019 13:16:14 No.39222917 Report

Quoted By: >>39222971

>>39222899
It's small when it hatches and gets bigger. Did you pop out of your mother as a full-sized adult?

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Anonymous Mon 01 Jul 2019 13:16:25 No.39222919 Report

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>>39222903
fpbp

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Anonymous Mon 01 Jul 2019 13:18:22 No.39222928 Report

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>>39222903
OK retard
Babies are perfect for Pokémon that have no business being in early game.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 01 Jul 2019 13:21:58 No.39222941 Report

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>>39222899

The only thing in the egg is a tiny onix head, and then when it hatches it screams like Ludo from the labyrinth then all of these boulders roll towards it and attach to the head. Then they all grow, or as onix "sheds its skin" it just gets bigger rocks

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Anonymous Mon 01 Jul 2019 13:26:41 No.39222968 Report

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>>39222899
Why are Pokémon weights so screwed up? How does a 9 meter mostruosity entirely made out steel such as Steelix only weigh about 1/10th of the average elephant?

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Anonymous Mon 01 Jul 2019 13:26:53 No.39222971 Report

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>>39222917
Reminds me of this.

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Anonymous Mon 01 Jul 2019 13:27:55 No.39222978 Report

Quoted By: >>39222986

>>39222968
That's why it floats.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 01 Jul 2019 13:29:05 No.39222986 Report

Quoted By: >>39222997

>>39222978
what about groundon

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Anonymous Mon 01 Jul 2019 13:31:00 No.39222997 Report

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>>39222986
he's a thiccboi

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Anonymous Mon 01 Jul 2019 13:36:55 No.39223033 Report

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>>39222997
he's not. he's a kaiju but weights half an hippo. groudon is a lanklet

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Anonymous Mon 01 Jul 2019 13:40:02 No.39223059 Report

Quoted By: >>39223106

>>39222971
I get the baby rhyhorn, but the baby Nidoqueen never made any sense at all.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 01 Jul 2019 13:46:19 No.39223094 Report

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>>39223033
Groudon is 11ft.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 01 Jul 2019 13:48:00 No.39223106 Report

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>>39223059
I always assumed that it was because of the mother having damaged genetics. The parents were a Rhyhorn clone and a Nidoqueen clone; they may have not been able to pass on the rest of the evolution lines they were a part of to their offspring because they are just not a part of their genetics.

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Anonymous Mon 01 Jul 2019 14:18:43 No.39223298 Report

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>>39222903

You are an awful waste of fresh air.

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Anonymous Mon 01 Jul 2019 14:52:37 No.39223551 Report

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>>39222928
>no business being in early game

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 01 Jul 2019 14:58:22 No.39223598 Report

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>>39222899
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Suspension_of_disbelief

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 01 Jul 2019 15:01:13 No.39223615 Report

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Conservation of matter is Pokemon's bitch

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 01 Jul 2019 15:02:00 No.39223624 Report

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>>39222899
Its smaller when it hatches

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 01 Jul 2019 15:06:30 No.39223655 Report

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>>39222971
How can he drink water and not get k.o'd

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Anonymous Mon 01 Jul 2019 15:36:25 No.39223858 Report

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>>39223655
Because regular water doesn't hurt Pokémon who are weak to Water-type moves. That was a thing in the first season, but they retconed it after GSC introduced rain and it didn't have any effect on these types.

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Anonymous Mon 01 Jul 2019 15:58:41 No.39224072 Report

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>>39222899
>assuming dex measurements are accurate to begin with
>when posting measurements that mean the pokemon in question would have to be a single ~2cm layer of rocky 'skin' in the shape of an Onix, and nothing else

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