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Anonymous Tue 02 Jul 2019 05:06:41 No.39232208 View View Reply Original Report

Quoted By: >>39232720 >>39232733 >>39232741 >>39233823 >>39233830

Why does Steenee have to learn Stomp to become a Tsareena? I was doing some research to find out the lore reason behind that and I couldn't find any answers. This is a serious question.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 02 Jul 2019 05:07:29 No.39232211 Report

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Fetish from designers

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 02 Jul 2019 05:13:00 No.39232260 Report

Quoted By: >>39232266 >>39232295

because its unironically based on a dominatrix

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 02 Jul 2019 05:13:32 No.39232266 Report

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>>39232260
/thread

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 02 Jul 2019 05:13:44 No.39232269 Report

Quoted By: >>39233838

Tsareena is known as the Ballbuster pokémon

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 02 Jul 2019 05:16:24 No.39232295 Report

Quoted By: >>39232301 >>39232835 >>39233272

>>39232260
Next time you want to say unironically just say seriously instead.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 02 Jul 2019 05:16:54 No.39232301 Report

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>>39232295
cringe

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 02 Jul 2019 06:00:52 No.39232660 Report

Quoted By: >>39232934 >>39233838

i want steenee to stomp on my balls

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 02 Jul 2019 06:04:50 No.39232701 Report

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Empress Catherine the Great, on whom Tsareena is based, was known to stomp on the uncultured Yakuts of Siberia in her expansion of imperial Russia. This act of Stomping helped to normalize the idea of being civilized, hence the Normal typing. Thus, in order to reach its full potential as Empress (commonly mistaken to be equivalent to Tsarina - the female equivalent of Tsar), Steenee must first learn to stomp the uncultured barbarians into a healthy Russian pulp.

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Anonymous Tue 02 Jul 2019 06:08:00 No.39232720 Report

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>>39232208
She should learn Stomping Tantrum desu, she could use the coverage.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 02 Jul 2019 06:09:25 No.39232733 Report

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>>39232208
Fetish shit from that pedo Ohmori.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 02 Jul 2019 06:10:27 No.39232741 Report

Quoted By: >>39232788

>>39232208
Because Ohimori is a freak

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 02 Jul 2019 06:11:01 No.39232745 Report

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IIRC the loredump on Tsareena posted on the Pokemon website prerelease states that only a very few select Steenee evolve into Tsareena, and said Tsareena are entrusted with protecting the rest of the Steenee and Bounsweet, so I'm guessing Stomp is the trigger for evolution since in learning Stomp, the Steenee stops relying on it's hair things to attack and switches to it's legs.

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Anonymous Tue 02 Jul 2019 06:16:40 No.39232788 Report

Quoted By: >>39232828

>>39232741
Don't you mean a Gamefreak XD

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 02 Jul 2019 06:18:52 No.39232806 Report

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Because her boots are made for stompin

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 02 Jul 2019 06:21:23 No.39232828 Report

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>>39232788

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 02 Jul 2019 06:22:07 No.39232835 Report

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>>39232295
Blessed Anon.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 02 Jul 2019 06:36:24 No.39232934 Report

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>>39232660
Steenee weighs a mere 18 pounds, I cannot imagine this would be very satisfying.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 02 Jul 2019 06:51:09 No.39233047 Report

Quoted By: >>39233060

>>39232934
and is also at least several dozens of times bigger than them, i'd still be feeling something

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 02 Jul 2019 06:54:12 No.39233060 Report

Quoted By: >>39233246

>>39233047
Yeah but due to the way weight distribution works it would basically be the equivalent of poking your balls with your finger. Which, don't get me wrong, has an appeal when a girl is doing it, but I feel like this is not what you were going for.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 02 Jul 2019 07:33:16 No.39233246 Report

Quoted By: >>39233270

>>39233060
we'll just have to agree to disagree

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 02 Jul 2019 07:38:19 No.39233270 Report

Quoted By: >>39233321

>>39233246
I'm just saying, wouldn't it make more sense to pick Tsareena for this task? She's a real woman.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 02 Jul 2019 07:38:51 No.39233272 Report

Quoted By: >>39233316

>>39232295
i'm unironically going to assfuck you so hard the force of my thrusts seriously lifts you up off the ground the next time you give me a god damned english lesson

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 02 Jul 2019 07:44:10 No.39233316 Report

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>>39233272
Dude, that is gay.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 02 Jul 2019 07:44:56 No.39233321 Report

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>>39233270
wanting steenee to do it doesnt mean i wouldnt want tsareena to do it too

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 02 Jul 2019 09:18:47 No.39233802 Report

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These type of evolutions are neat but also retarded. Like having to flip your 3ds upside down for malamar when he reaches a certain level. You’re not gonna find this shit out unless someone just gives you random trivia about it or you look up the info outside the game.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 02 Jul 2019 09:26:02 No.39233823 Report

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>>39232208
You know why

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 02 Jul 2019 09:27:00 No.39233830 Report

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>>39232208
ugly.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 02 Jul 2019 09:29:41 No.39233838 Report

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>>39232269

>>39232660
God i want them to beat the shit out of my balls

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 02 Jul 2019 09:43:48 No.39233905 Report

Quoted By: >>39233985

imagine if the action of steenee stomping on your balls caused her to evolve while she continued to do it

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 02 Jul 2019 10:01:21 No.39233985 Report

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>>39233905
While Steenee was trying to learn Stomp, Tsareena learned Splat instead

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