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Anonymous Wed 03 Jul 2019 21:34:25 No.39252821 View View Reply Original Report

Quoted By: >>39252830 >>39252851 >>39252861 >>39252883 >>39253271 >>39253290 >>39253296

>Hey, look at that guy, I think he's taking pictures of us with his phone!

How would you get yourself out of this awkward situation, /vp/?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 03 Jul 2019 21:35:24 No.39252830 Report

Quoted By: >>39252890 >>39253019

>>39252821
throw her crippled retard ass out, and then uninstall Pokémon go and install an emulator for the actual games

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 03 Jul 2019 21:35:50 No.39252837 Report

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>Oh sorry I was just playing Pokémon and there was an Eevee right by you
Wow that was fucking hard

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 03 Jul 2019 21:37:17 No.39252851 Report

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>>39252821
Train yourself to ignore women, (they love it!)

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 03 Jul 2019 21:38:14 No.39252861 Report

Quoted By: >>39252909

>>39252821
Ask her her name, and name a Jynx after her. Then whisper "You see that? It can walk. It has more worth than you, cunt."

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 03 Jul 2019 21:40:07 No.39252883 Report

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>>39252821
Push her into a corner facing the wall and put wheel chocks behind her.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 03 Jul 2019 21:40:25 No.39252890 Report

Quoted By: >>39252953

>>39252830
Wish I could fuck a cripple

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 03 Jul 2019 21:41:45 No.39252909 Report

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>>39252861
>Ability:Oblivious
> Keeps the Pokemon from being infatuated or falling for taunts

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 03 Jul 2019 21:43:08 No.39252923 Report

Quoted By: >>39252946 >>39252953 >>39253204

I unironically want to date/marry a crippled girl.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 03 Jul 2019 21:45:02 No.39252946 Report

Quoted By: >>39253105 >>39253331

>>39252923
Why? Because you know a normal/healthy woman would ignore you or leave you for someone better?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 03 Jul 2019 21:45:06 No.39252953 Report

Quoted By: >>39253071 >>39253105 >>39253331

>>39252890
>>39252923
What is wrong with you guys

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 03 Jul 2019 21:49:43 No.39253019 Report

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>>39252830
based fpbp

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 03 Jul 2019 21:53:35 No.39253071 Report

Quoted By: >>39253140

>>39252953
the fuck is wrong with you retard?
inb4
>go back

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 03 Jul 2019 21:56:16 No.39253105 Report

Quoted By: >>39253140

>>39252946
>>39252953
What’s wrong with that? Do cripples not deserve to be loved?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 03 Jul 2019 21:59:40 No.39253140 Report

Quoted By: >>39253153 >>39253160 >>39253168 >>39253176 >>39253188 >>39253210 >>39253228 >>39253272 >>39253331

>>39253071
>>39253105
Why would anyone want a cripple instead of a fully functional female?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 03 Jul 2019 22:01:51 No.39253153 Report

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>>39253140
She can't pull her feet away as you sniff and slobber all over them.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 03 Jul 2019 22:02:45 No.39253160 Report

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>>39253140
Priority parking.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 03 Jul 2019 22:03:58 No.39253168 Report

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>>39253140
Same reason I like shitmons. Same reason I play the worst classes in MMOs.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 03 Jul 2019 22:04:35 No.39253176 Report

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>>39253140
She can't escape as fast

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 03 Jul 2019 22:05:30 No.39253188 Report

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>>39253140
>pic related

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 03 Jul 2019 22:06:38 No.39253204 Report

Quoted By: >>39253331

>>39252923
>wanting to wipe their ass after they take a shit
Disgusting

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 03 Jul 2019 22:06:52 No.39253209 Report

Quoted By: >>39253239

My crush has been paralyzed from the waist down since she was 8 years old, ask me anything.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 03 Jul 2019 22:06:53 No.39253210 Report

Quoted By: >>39253238

>>39253140
Think I'd rather deal with physically impaired women then mentally impaired women. One lets you live longer.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 03 Jul 2019 22:08:38 No.39253228 Report

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>>39253140
go back.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 03 Jul 2019 22:08:52 No.39253229 Report

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>>39253188
>this will never happen to you
why is life so unfair to me

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 03 Jul 2019 22:10:20 No.39253238 Report

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>>39253210
>then

It seems like you are the mentally impaired one here.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 03 Jul 2019 22:10:24 No.39253239 Report

Quoted By: >>39253248

>>39253209
Have you done anything to hit it off with her since then?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 03 Jul 2019 22:11:31 No.39253248 Report

Quoted By: >>39253251

>>39253239
Yes, but I fucked up and she will never be mine.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 03 Jul 2019 22:11:44 No.39253251 Report

Quoted By: >>39253286

>>39253248
What happened?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 03 Jul 2019 22:13:26 No.39253271 Report

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>>39252821
Simple. don't play Pokemon Go.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 03 Jul 2019 22:13:29 No.39253272 Report

Quoted By: >>39253301

>>39253140
The cripplepill:
> she would be needier than most women and put a very good effort in looking good to attract a male
> she's less likely to leave you for another man if you really care for her, plus you'd mean the world to her
> less likely to cheat on you
> all the social priorities that comes with being/ aking care of a crippled person
> she also couldn't just run away from you which is the best part

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 03 Jul 2019 22:14:33 No.39253286 Report

Quoted By: >>39253500

>>39253251
The short version of the story is that I got rejected.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 03 Jul 2019 22:15:03 No.39253290 Report

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>>39252821
>How would you get yourself out of this awkward situation, /vp/?
do this to her

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 03 Jul 2019 22:15:26 No.39253296 Report

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>>39252821
Why would I be playing with AR on?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 03 Jul 2019 22:15:37 No.39253301 Report

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>>39253272
It's all fun and games until she poops her pants and needs you to clean her.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 03 Jul 2019 22:17:49 No.39253324 Report

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>>39253301
That's where the fun starts, anon

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 03 Jul 2019 22:18:13 No.39253326 Report

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>>39253301
can you say you love her if you won't even clean up her crap?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 03 Jul 2019 22:19:07 No.39253331 Report

Quoted By: >>39253406

>>39253140
>>39252953
>>39252946
>>39253204
>>39253301
Dilate.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 03 Jul 2019 22:19:22 No.39253333 Report

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>>39253301
>not wanting to change your wife's diapers and take a huge sniff before it
> not wanting to wear your wife's dirty diapers
srsly, why must all ppl be like this?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 03 Jul 2019 22:27:12 No.39253406 Report

Quoted By: >>39253414

>>39253331
Nice reply. I’ve never read one like that before. Fucking sheep.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 03 Jul 2019 22:28:14 No.39253414 Report

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>>39253406
Hope you enjoy Wooloo, cuck.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 03 Jul 2019 22:30:56 No.39253444 Report

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>>39253301

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 03 Jul 2019 22:33:11 No.39253477 Report

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disabled people tend to look like shit, so a really pretty one stands out....to be stuck in a chair but not look like a piece of garbage is really cool

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 03 Jul 2019 22:35:58 No.39253500 Report

Quoted By: >>39253540

>>39253286
>Getting rejected by someone that can’t even use their legs
L M A O

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 03 Jul 2019 22:41:20 No.39253540 Report

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>>39253500
she's crippled, anon. not retarded

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