>>39278083Step 1: Drop your project. Pick up FR/LG. Breed a machop with a good speed IV. Take it to Saffron’s move tutor, and teach it Mimic.
Step 2: Transfer it to gen IV and pray to god that you roll No Guard when you evolve the Machop to Machoke. If not repeat step 1.
Step 3: gather up a Smeargle with Gastro Acid, Rage, Sheer Cold, and some other unimportant move.
Step 4: do the Mimic version of the Rage glitch to move Sheer Cold onto your No Guard Machoke.
Step 5: cherish that broken piece of shit until the day you die. Transfer it through all the gens and bulldoze every game in the series for fun. Give it Horn Drill or Fissure and a priority move. Enjoy blowing the fuck outta everything ever.
