Thanks to my Autism slaves,

Thanks to my autism slaves for pre-ordering my new game so far in advance! I know previews have had mixed criticism but my core audience please understands that making games is difficult and the children would rather play on their phones! So thanks to my autism slaves for having nothing to do but play my games. We put the least effort into these games despite their debut on a home console. We will make big profits and our children will love comfortably because of your blind admiration. All the characters and Pokemon have blank expressions and swivel on an axis lifelessly and we reuse move animations and textures from Ocarina of Time because we know you will buy the game anyway and thank you!

Thank you my autism slaves,
Masuda