Fuck you, Hardcore fans!
If you're dumb enough to buy USUM an year after getting SM, you're a big enough schmut to buy Pokemon Sword and shield!
Bad Visuals! Buggy Gameplay! Hackers!
If you think you're gonna find a finished product with us at GAME FREAK, you can kiss my ass!
It's our belief that you're such a stupid motherfucker, you'll pay full price for this shit! Guaranteed!
If you find a better game, shove it up your ugly ass! You heard us right, shove it up your ugly ass!
Bring your Shinies! Bring your entire competitive team! Bring your waifus! We'll fuck em! That's right, we'll fuck your waifus!
Because at GAME FREAK, you're cucked 6 ways from Sunday!
Take a hike, to Galar!
Home of Challenge Pissing! That's right, Challenge Pissing!
How does it work? If you can piss 6 feet in the air straight up, and not get wet, your pokemon of choice doesnt get culled!
Don't wait! Don't delay! Don't fuck with us! Or we'll rip your nuts off!
Only at GAMEFREAK, the only Developers that tells it's costumers to eat shit
Hurry up, asshole! This event ends the minute after you write us a check, and it better not bounce or you're a dead motherfucker!
GAME FREAK, Japan's filthiest, and exclusive home of the Greediest sons-of-bitches at nintendo!
Guaranteed!
