>>39353348Charizard gets 24 more mega evolutions, one for each remaining letter of the alphabet.
New battle style is added where you both send out all of your Pokemon at once and they all use random moves of their choice with no strategy involved.
Half of the new Pokemon will be weirdly sexual. The other half will be inanimate objects.
Pokeballs are removed. Instead you befriend Pokemon by hugging them. Despite this and the fact that there are much fewer Pokemon, they still don't follow you like in HGSS.
Instead of a friendly rival, you get a friendly friend, who just encourages you and never battles you.
There are no more numbers in the game. You have no idea how much HP your Pokemon has or what its stats are. Those things are too confusing for kids. In every battle, the game just lets a fight go on until it randomly decides to let you win.
It is literally impossible to lose. Losing would just make kids sad, so your Pokemon will never reach zero HP because there actually is no HP.
