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>certain moves will not be available in Pokemon Dick and Balls, including Stealth Rock, Toxic, and Scald, among others >Pokemon will those moves in their natural movesets will have them removed, and replaced with canon-friendly alternatives
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Only one protagonist, no male or female
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>>39361128 This is actually an improvement though?
Trypp F'haag !!bZFPoDj7jq3
>>39361156 >more customisation options That's an improvement, unless you're a waifufag.
>inb4 MUH EVIL TRANNIES Smash lets you do it with Miis.
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>>39361207 They don't. Miis keep being males or females, retard.
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>>39361128 They'll add the national dex back but the game will still suck ass. However, no one will be able to call them out on this because shills will accuse us of moving the goalposts and completely missing the point of why we're bitching about this. Thus, the series will get even more aids until it finally dies once Nintendo promotes the next generation with a mobile game.
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>>39361128 More pokedex removal.
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>>39361128 >To better balance the game we have removed abilities. >They will be replaced with "Skills", most of which are generic and every Pokemon will have one out of the shared pool of 5, but only once per battle for three turns. >They will be more balanced, all of them simply doing slightly more damage. >Except 3 Pokemon who will get ULTRASKILLS! They heal your entire team, do massive damage, inflict status ailments, AND lay down spikes, toxic spikes, and stealth rocks. For balance. >We've removed all Pokemon except for the 3 new ones we've designed for this game and Charizard, Pikachu, and Mewtwo. We just couldn't fit all existing Pokemon in this game what with all the new models and highly advanced animations we've done. >By the way, we know the new models are identical to the old ones, but believe us: We personally had to make them from the ground up without any help whatsoever because there was a fire and all the original models and all their backups and everything else died. And also the new game engine doesn't support them anyway, and it's not like there's an easy fix for that. *laughs* >Also, 90 percent of the new move animations are 30 degree movements of the nearly static models with a drawing of some random body part being overlayed on the opponents Pokemon. >Please do not expect too much of the story, as it does not exist. We think people nowadays have phones, and as a result hey no longer have enough attention to enjoy something for more than three seconds at a time. The map is a straight line and contains 0 NPCs and 5 gyms run by gym leaders designed by a former hentai artist. >We chose to use music that was unfinished as a statement about how in game the villain was obsessed with unfinished things in a conceptual version that we chose to drop. Please enjoy. Wait, you dislike this? Making games is hard, please don't get your hopes up so high next time. We're a small indie company making passion projects for our small cult fanbase. Please clap.
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>New Region based on Germany >Everyone is black, arab or mixed >Both MCs are darker that a Latino after a long beach day >MC Locked - cant change color or sex >Neither boy or girl. Its starts as a non-binary trans cis >No Day/Night. No Folowing. >No Bike, No surf, No Fly. Too Dangerous for kids >Pokedex have 250 pokes: 150 + 20 new pkm + 30 galarians pokes >there is only 50 slots for your bro get in. >Mew and Meltan are 60,0U$D DLC
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>>39361519 >The map is a straight line and contains 0 NPCs and 5 gyms run by gym leaders designed by a former hentai artist. I chuckled, but I'd rather have this than them trying to appeal to pokefuckers.
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>>39361674 >Ultraskills are forme changes that turn Charizard, Mewtwo and Pikachu into waifumons Anonymous
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>>39361128 >they retake the burst concept >most gym leaders and your character are waifus >pokemon are replaced by crystals you have to trade for some bullshit hyper-inflated in-game currency >there's a better in-game currency you can buy with real money >IVs are always random regardless of how much you pay for much needed balance *raughs* >exploring the wilderness is gone, now you only get to the cities by train and see them from the window while traveling >wild areas are still programmed for some fucking reason and take a lot of space so more pokemon, er, crystals get cut >amie is still there and is the only place you can interact with the pokemon inside the crystals >beans can improve your crystals' stats but you can only get them grinding or paying real money >NPCs still have normal pokemon as always for some reason >these are real mainline games on the switch, not spin-offs Anonymous
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>>39361128 >assuming they won't make gen 9 the best ever after SwSh flops tremendously Anonymous
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>>39361128 >Only new pokemons and kanto+lucario line >New mechanics that are just megas and z-moves with different names and neither of those above return >Many pokemon are locked behind "mystery balls"which is basically a lootbox >Story is made by a pre-teen on fanfiction.net with herself inserts >All new human characters have the worst color combinations and most fucked up proportions possible >Only the quotamon are in the game(i.e early bug, box legendaries,etc.) >New starters are all hyped up to be interesting, setting up for interesting evolutions only to be mono-type furbait shitmons >No routes to explore you just teleport >Game has many bugs including one that could damage hardware
