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Help me with my Cyndaquil

Anonymous Sun 14 Jul 2019 00:10:33 No.39388401 View View Reply Original Report

Quoted By: >>39388529 >>39388580 >>39388611 >>39388630 >>39388742 >>39388779 >>39388854

I heard some weird noises from my room one day and taking a peek I saw my Cyndaquil bouncing on one of my dildos. I mean, just going ham at it. I mean, I like it too, but she's a liiittle young to be getting into that kind of thing. Plus, it's not exactly sanitary. What do I do?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 14 Jul 2019 00:19:17 No.39388529 Report

Quoted By: >>39388557

>>39388401
You buy the dual pack of SwSh and start becoming a gamefreak apologist everywhere you go. Shill for them

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 14 Jul 2019 00:21:06 No.39388557 Report

Quoted By: >>39388795

>>39388529
So, how tortuous is living every day of your life being this triggered that someone is buying a game you're not?

Like, how close to painting the walls with your brain are you?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 14 Jul 2019 00:22:29 No.39388575 Report

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Thank you for your quality contribution to the board

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 14 Jul 2019 00:22:43 No.39388580 Report

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>>39388401
kill yourself

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 14 Jul 2019 00:25:34 No.39388611 Report

Quoted By: >>39388705

>>39388401
Fuck her yourself

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 14 Jul 2019 00:26:10 No.39388619 Report

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die

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 14 Jul 2019 00:27:06 No.39388630 Report

Quoted By: >>39388705

>>39388401
Giver her a talk and offer to buy her any toy of her choosing from a reputable seller. I'm sure Pokemon would like Bad Dragon toys since they're meant for monster cocks. It will be good practice so she can enjoy her wedding night.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 14 Jul 2019 00:33:17 No.39388705 Report

Quoted By: >>39388733 >>39388771

>>39388611
>dildos
no i'm a faggot, i don't want to fuck pokémon even though it was a lucario dildo
and she's like 6 months old

>>39388630
Yeah, I guess that's a good move, I'll have to look for one that's not too big for her. Any suggestions?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 14 Jul 2019 00:36:39 No.39388733 Report

Quoted By: >>39388932

>>39388705
>6 months old
tasty

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 14 Jul 2019 00:37:46 No.39388742 Report

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>>39388401
Both of you need mental help

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 14 Jul 2019 00:40:09 No.39388771 Report

Quoted By: >>39388932

>>39388705
Any mini size should do. They're something she can grow into. The new toy "Mystic" looks comfortable to use.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 14 Jul 2019 00:41:24 No.39388779 Report

Quoted By: >>39388794 >>39388932

>>39388401
neuter it

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 14 Jul 2019 00:42:42 No.39388794 Report

Quoted By: >>39388815 >>39388824

>>39388779
Anon, that's a violation of Pokemon rights. You wouldn't sterilize your daughter.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 14 Jul 2019 00:42:43 No.39388795 Report

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>>39388557
Jokes on you faggot im still buying it so i can prove the "youll still buy shit no matter what" claims. See you when town releases niglett

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 14 Jul 2019 00:44:44 No.39388815 Report

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>>39388794

I would if she had bad IVs.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 14 Jul 2019 00:45:26 No.39388824 Report

Quoted By: >>39388847

>>39388794
how can you be sure

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 14 Jul 2019 00:46:40 No.39388847 Report

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>>39388824
Because it's illegal and you don't want to end up in the same prison as a Machamp.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 14 Jul 2019 00:47:24 No.39388854 Report

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>>39388401
I can help!

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 14 Jul 2019 00:47:29 No.39388856 Report

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>>39388847
i do, anon

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 14 Jul 2019 00:51:59 No.39388932 Report

Quoted By: >>39388948

>>39388771
Yeah, it does look pretty mild. I'll go for it since it's only $60 to save her from who knows what kind of health hazards.
>>39388779
Spaying has a chance of making her incontinent, though, and if for no other reason (which there are plenty) I don't want to wake up to a pissed on couch.
>>39388733
Right. This is 4chan, I forgot.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 14 Jul 2019 00:53:00 No.39388948 Report

Quoted By: >>39388976

>>39388932
It was a joke anon
[spoilers] diapers are pretty hot though, make her incontinent [/spoiler:lit]

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 14 Jul 2019 00:55:18 No.39388976 Report

Quoted By: >>39389001 >>39389056

>>39388948

I could agree with you if not for your previous statement. It's hot when mature creatures can't control themselves, not when six month olds can't.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 14 Jul 2019 00:57:14 No.39389001 Report

Quoted By: >>39389033 >>39389047

>>39388976
Oh, so when you describe the 6 month old using a dildo it's fine, but when I make a joke about it I'M the weird one
I see your backwards ass logic

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 14 Jul 2019 00:59:22 No.39389033 Report

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>>39389001
That wasn't me, that was someone else.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 14 Jul 2019 01:00:42 No.39389047 Report

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>>39389001

I'm not OP, this was the first post I made in the thread. Besides, I'm being honest even if you aren't.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 14 Jul 2019 01:00:48 No.39389049 Report

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I wish I had a time machine to go back before I read this thread to tell myself not to read it.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 14 Jul 2019 01:01:12 No.39389056 Report

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>>39388976
If she's exhibiting sexual actions it likely means she's going through the second phase of puberty. She'll probably evolve soon if she wants to.

Anonymous

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