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Anonymous Mon 15 Jul 2019 04:47:39 No.39404284 View View Reply Original Report

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>Mudsdale is the 6th heaviest Pokemon in existence
>it is heavier than Dialga
>it is heavier than Steelix
>it is heavier than Metagross
>it is only 110kg lighter than all four Regi's combined
Are Gamefreak just idiots?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 15 Jul 2019 04:48:30 No.39404291 Report

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>>39404284
Horses are pretty big

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 15 Jul 2019 04:49:06 No.39404302 Report

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mudsdale is fat lol

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 15 Jul 2019 04:50:02 No.39404309 Report

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horses are pretty big OP

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 15 Jul 2019 04:51:11 No.39404318 Report

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>>39404284
No, you are.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 15 Jul 2019 04:52:27 No.39404324 Report

Quoted By: >>39404401 >>39404404

>>39404318
So the heaviest Pokemon that exists just weighs as much as a large horse? Groudon weighs as much as a horse?
Are Gamefreak just idiots?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 15 Jul 2019 04:52:47 No.39404327 Report

Quoted By: >>39404964

>>39404318
as heavy as horses are, a horse-sized hunk of metal is heavier.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 15 Jul 2019 04:54:18 No.39404339 Report

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>>39404318
>a 30 foot serpent made of solid stone and steel weighs less than a clydesdale horse
wew

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 15 Jul 2019 04:57:15 No.39404375 Report

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>>39404284
I guess you can say that’s a lot of Horse Shit

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 15 Jul 2019 04:58:50 No.39404387 Report

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>>39404284
thicc

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 15 Jul 2019 04:59:46 No.39404397 Report

Quoted By: >>39404514

>>39404284
Mudsdale is the right weight.
It's just that GF massively underrated the weight of practically every other Pokemon.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 15 Jul 2019 05:00:20 No.39404401 Report

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>>39404324
>this retard thought Groudon was supposed to be some uber badass kaiju
lol

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 15 Jul 2019 05:00:30 No.39404404 Report

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>>39404324
I'm sorry that your epic trumpets lizard is pokemanlet.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 15 Jul 2019 05:01:04 No.39404412 Report

Quoted By: >>39409091

>>39404284
God I want to stick my cock into a mudsdale mare so much. Imagine how tight and heavy their pussies are.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 15 Jul 2019 05:01:22 No.39404417 Report

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>>39404339
What is pumice stone?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 15 Jul 2019 05:02:34 No.39404433 Report

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>>39404401
>>39404404
Look at the in game cutscenes, he’s the size of a small house at worst

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 15 Jul 2019 05:02:58 No.39404437 Report

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>>39404417
>STEELix

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 15 Jul 2019 05:03:07 No.39404440 Report

Quoted By: >>39404455 >>39404463 >>39404484 >>39404797

>>39404284
>assuming Wailord is approximately a cylinder with a radius of 3 meters and a height of 14.5 meters, it's density is 0.97 kg/m^3.
>less dense than air
>every Wailord should be stuck floating 2 km in the sky

Reminder that Pokedex entries are not canon and should be taken with a grain of salt.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 15 Jul 2019 05:03:19 No.39404443 Report

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>>39404417
Not metal or a rock like stone or granite.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 15 Jul 2019 05:04:00 No.39404447 Report

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>>39404433
>watching a cutscene
S/M was made for people like you.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 15 Jul 2019 05:05:21 No.39404455 Report

Quoted By: >>39404721 >>39404797

>>39404440
Pokedex entries are in fact canon and many have been explicitly shown to be fact in the anime, manga and occasionally even in the mainline games.
The main issue here is that game freak doesn't think when writing said entries and shit like what you posted. It's technically true but makes no sense.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 15 Jul 2019 05:06:14 No.39404461 Report

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>>39404443
>not (...) a rock
Another poor bastard dropped on their head as a baby and not told about it.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 15 Jul 2019 05:06:23 No.39404463 Report

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>>39404440
>the pokedex was written by kids!
Even a 10 year old child with down's syndrome could tell you that a blue whale weighs more than a horse.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 15 Jul 2019 05:07:25 No.39404470 Report

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>>39404461
Try digging a hole using a pumice stone.
Steelix and Onix are burrowing snakes, they tunnel into stone. And if they were made of pumice they're have a defense of fucking 10.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 15 Jul 2019 05:08:04 No.39404480 Report

Quoted By: >>39404591

>>39404461
Reading comprehension dipshit.

I didn't say it wasn't a rock, I said it wasn't a rock like (keyword) the aforementioned.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 15 Jul 2019 05:08:18 No.39404484 Report

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>>39404440
>not canon
>in every main series game
yoink

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 15 Jul 2019 05:12:19 No.39404514 Report

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>>39404397
This is the correct answer

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 15 Jul 2019 05:21:26 No.39404591 Report

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>>39404480
A stone is any naturally occurring solid mass or aggregate of minerals or mineraloid matter. It isn't one of the three rock types (igneous, sedimentary and metamorphic) and in your haste to sound right, failed to realise granite and pumice are extremely closely related to each other with regards to formation, both occurring due to the cooling of molten rock (typically found around volcanic eruptions) the only differences in between how quickly each cools, one very rapidly, one very slowly.
Don't come into a battle of wits unarmed retard.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 15 Jul 2019 05:24:23 No.39404619 Report

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>>39404318
>horseislove.com

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Anonymous Mon 15 Jul 2019 05:36:16 No.39404706 Report

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>implying you know anything about how poke-gravity works

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Anonymous Mon 15 Jul 2019 05:38:41 No.39404721 Report

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>>39404455
It's canon that the player character is the one filling out the pokedex entries in the games. The anime/manga are not canon.

>>39404463
A 10yo kid wouldn't cross-examine 800+ data points to catch something like that, especially when they just made most of them up anyway.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 15 Jul 2019 05:44:37 No.39404760 Report

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>>39404591
But guess what? Pumice isn't those, and that's my point, it doesn't matter if it's close, what matters is that it's not the same type of rock dumbass. One weighs a fuckton, one doesn't. If you actually knew how to read and could pick up on contextual clues you'd know what was being said.

Made even worse by the fact you're backpedaling and not mentioning the fact your stupid ass somehow took me saying that it isn't a rock like said heavier minerals to mean it isn't a fucking rock, even though you'd have to be illiterate to get that from what was said.

>Don't come into a battle of wits
That sounds unironically cringey as fuck when talking about your illiteracy.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 15 Jul 2019 05:48:44 No.39404797 Report

Quoted By: >>39404807

>>39404440
>>39404455
Tyranitar, the disaster, is shorter than me

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 15 Jul 2019 05:49:44 No.39404807 Report

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>>39404797
You're 6'8''? That's kinda chad.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 15 Jul 2019 05:52:06 No.39404827 Report

Quoted By: >>39404840 >>39404941

>>39404721
Pokedex are meant to be like "bug journals" that kids fill during summer.

Oak is just humoring children by making them believe they are doing something groundbreaking.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 15 Jul 2019 05:53:58 No.39404840 Report

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>>39404827
Nice headcanon.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 15 Jul 2019 06:09:43 No.39404941 Report

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>>39404827
Exactly, these "bug journals" are the only source we have on Pokemon data, and we know they're written by little kids who think you can hug something hotter than the sun.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 15 Jul 2019 06:13:15 No.39404964 Report

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>>39404327
how bout a horse made of steel ?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 15 Jul 2019 06:31:10 No.39405097 Report

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>>39404433
11 feet is the size of a small house? He’s not some Godzilla-esque monster, but he’s larger than most.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 15 Jul 2019 06:39:14 No.39405149 Report

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>>39404284
Why can't GF just increase the 999.9 Kg cap on pokémon weights?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 15 Jul 2019 07:09:00 No.39405317 Report

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>>39404964
depends whether or not it's hollow

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 15 Jul 2019 10:42:39 No.39406236 Report

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I wonder if mudsdale likes to walk through mud and quicksand

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 15 Jul 2019 13:48:03 No.39407169 Report

Quoted By: >>39409066

>>39404318
>most pokemon have weights that don't make sense
>suddenly mudsdale has the height of an actual horse

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 15 Jul 2019 18:22:59 No.39409066 Report

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>>39407169
this
h
i
s

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 15 Jul 2019 18:24:58 No.39409084 Report

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>>39404339
either hollow or with a soft, squishy center

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 15 Jul 2019 18:26:25 No.39409091 Report

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>>39404412
>mare
>pussy
retard or uber gay

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 15 Jul 2019 19:07:35 No.39409530 Report

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>>39404964
they're both 1 kallagrams

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 15 Jul 2019 19:10:27 No.39409557 Report

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>>39404318
And this is on top of all the mud caked on to Mudsdale's fur.

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Anonymous Mon 15 Jul 2019 19:12:20 No.39409573 Report

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>>39404284
>tied for smallest Pokemon
>also tied for heaviest Pokemon
>somehow more useless than fucking Magikarp in battle

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 15 Jul 2019 19:20:12 No.39409657 Report

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>>39404284
They used real world sizes for mudsdale. But why can't they retcon sizes, nearly every starter is much smaller than they should be

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Anonymous Mon 15 Jul 2019 19:26:23 No.39409710 Report

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>>39404284
>Mudsdale
>2028.3 lbs

>Snorlax
>1014 lbs

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 15 Jul 2019 20:54:28 No.39410567 Report

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>>39404375
Carlos!

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 15 Jul 2019 21:01:04 No.39410627 Report

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>>39404284
He's the weight of an actual Clydesdale. For whatever reason they used an accurate weight instead of choosing a weight in line with other pokemon about its size.

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