ahem

>*stands up*
>*chair squeaks*
>*taps fork to side of wine glass*
>*ting ting ting*
"testing"
>*ting ting ting ting ting ting*
>*floor boards creak*
>*ching ching ching*
>*clears throat*

...

FUCK JOHTO
FUCK HOENN
FUCK SINNOH
FUCK UNOVA
FUCK KALOS
FUCK ALOLA
FUCK MEGAS
FUCK SECRET BASES
FUCK FOLLOWING POKEMON
FUCK MINIGAMES
FUCK POSTGAME
FUCK CHALLENGE
FUCK SOUL
FUCK KAIJUMON
FUCK ANIMATIONS
FUCK THE FANS
YOU'RE STILL GONNA BUY IT
and finally, FUCK NIGGERS

Thank you for your time.