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Anonymous Wed 17 Jul 2019 11:06:10 No.39428326 View View Reply Original Report

Quoted By: >>39428783 >>39428861 >>39430323 >>39430349 >>39431789 >>39432388 >>39432537 >>39432552 >>39433390

>Why is it so small?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 17 Jul 2019 11:11:03 No.39428354 Report

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it's flacid you dumb bitch, now I know for sure you're a virgin.
my foreskin is literally cringing at you right now.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 17 Jul 2019 11:33:38 No.39428444 Report

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It's cold out

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 17 Jul 2019 11:47:20 No.39428505 Report

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that's how soft you make me bitch

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 17 Jul 2019 12:31:02 No.39428736 Report

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Hahahaha... ... I don't really know.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 17 Jul 2019 12:41:13 No.39428783 Report

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>>39428326
dont worry, he'll grow

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 17 Jul 2019 12:44:31 No.39428796 Report

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>>39428783
cute!

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 17 Jul 2019 12:59:51 No.39428853 Report

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>>39428783
based

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 17 Jul 2019 13:03:39 No.39428861 Report

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>>39428326
Because I am an inferior specimen, step on me.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 17 Jul 2019 13:05:45 No.39428869 Report

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>>39428783
Would it enjoy sleeping on my head?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 17 Jul 2019 16:26:28 No.39430315 Report

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>>39428869

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 17 Jul 2019 16:27:30 No.39430323 Report

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>>39428326
Because it's a clit, it's supposed to be small

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 17 Jul 2019 16:30:05 No.39430349 Report

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>>39428326
I don't know

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 17 Jul 2019 17:16:56 No.39430726 Report

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>>39430349
I actually prefer having my pokémon being human-sized like that, as opposed to being giant monsters.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 17 Jul 2019 17:18:12 No.39430739 Report

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>>39428783
Fucking adorable.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 17 Jul 2019 17:21:18 No.39430763 Report

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>>39430349
>1.7 meters
okay manlet

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 17 Jul 2019 17:23:13 No.39430778 Report

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it's an ice type

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 17 Jul 2019 18:50:59 No.39431566 Report

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Because it's not about to suck itself.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 17 Jul 2019 19:02:02 No.39431664 Report

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>>39430323
London

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 17 Jul 2019 19:16:03 No.39431789 Report

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>>39428326
Because your crazy ass makes me flaccid.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 17 Jul 2019 20:19:30 No.39432388 Report

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>>39428326
Please don't make fun of me... I'm sensitive.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 17 Jul 2019 20:20:13 No.39432394 Report

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My flesh is quite elastic, just wait and you'll be surprised.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 17 Jul 2019 20:26:33 No.39432465 Report

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>>39430349
I don't know why they kept it the same when looking side by side Y looks bigger than the other two.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 17 Jul 2019 20:30:20 No.39432501 Report

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>>39428783
i would roll a boulder onto them
kill all spiders

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 17 Jul 2019 20:32:55 No.39432537 Report

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>>39428326
cause she hasn't sat on my face yet

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Anonymous Wed 17 Jul 2019 20:34:01 No.39432552 Report

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>>39428326
>have 7 inch pp
>Still can't hit the end of my girlfriends vagina
>she said it felt really good when she had a boyfriend that could do that
>mfw

Is the avarage is not enough meme true?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 17 Jul 2019 20:46:40 No.39432714 Report

Quoted By: >>39432750 >>39432831

>>39432552
is your gf an eight-foot-tall amazon? or could you possibly be incorrectly measuring yourself? if the answer to both these challenging questions is "No" then your gf may be a ratchet hobag who spent her entire youth getting stretched out by chads.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 17 Jul 2019 20:49:35 No.39432744 Report

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>>39432552
The end of your girlfriend's vagina?
You mean the cervix?
That's not generally supposed to be pleasant to most girls so your gf is an anomaly

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 17 Jul 2019 20:50:20 No.39432750 Report

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>>39432714
>or could you possibly be incorrectly measuring yourself
When someone gives their lenght on the internet you always have to substract at least 2 inches

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Anonymous Wed 17 Jul 2019 20:57:01 No.39432831 Report

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>>39432714
>>39432744
>>39432750
She was thicc as fuck and i had to use like 1 and a half inch just to get passed her lumps of fat but thats still 5 and a half inches
>still mfw

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 17 Jul 2019 21:02:06 No.39432897 Report

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>>39432831
>like 1 and a half inch just to get passed her lumps of fat
The average American

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 17 Jul 2019 21:46:51 No.39433390 Report

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>>39428326
I know, right? Vikavolt's speed stat is absolutely abysmal.

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Anonymous Wed 17 Jul 2019 21:51:16 No.39433421 Report

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>>39428783

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 17 Jul 2019 21:53:32 No.39433436 Report

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>>39432831
She's just a fatass don't worry about it.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 17 Jul 2019 21:54:43 No.39433448 Report

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>>39432831
>only an inch and a half
She's not even thicc

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Anonymous Wed 17 Jul 2019 21:55:24 No.39433451 Report

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>shave bush
>dick suddenly appears 1 inch longer

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 17 Jul 2019 22:01:42 No.39433499 Report

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>>39432552
Touching the cervix is actually fucking painful. No matter how enjoyable the current session might be going, touching the cervix is enough to squirm in pain and tell him to stop for a while until the sensation goes away.

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