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>start game, catch a Budew because want Roserade. Find out fucker is baby Pokemon, spend early game raising friendship against it's shit stats. >Fucker finally evolves to Roselia. >Roselia appear in the wild one gym later >Pick Buizel because Floatzel has somewhat decent stats >Floatzel pre-evo stats are near baby-Pokemon trash >physical water and only learns shit 40 base aqua jet, don't get waterfall until 8th gym >Drop the Floatzel and pick Shellos Gastrodon. >Same shit, pre-evo has trash stats and is more tedious because is so slow it needs constant heal >Fucker evolved and is still subpar >A while later both Gastrodon and Floatzel appear in the wild >Takes forever to save "a lot of data" for some retarded reason >wild encounter rates feel twice as frequent >game feels slow >Broken Pokemon: Infernape naturally learns close combat, torterra earthquake, empoleon sword dance at lv11, you can get Gible and Earthquake tm in early routes, Staraptor learns close combat, brave bird and get tm return (100 STAB base with max happiness) >Redundant Pokemon: Infernape, Lucario, Gallade = 3 frail close combaters fire, steel, psychic flavor >Torterra, Garchomp, Mamoswine, Hippowdon. 4 physical earthquakers grass, dragon, ice, sand flavored >You get super rod after the league >The route to go is always blocked, need shitton of Hm >Psyducks block the way lmao >You have to spend hours digging fossils in the retarded minigame for Bastiodon and Rampardos >Gyms are easy as fuck >Gen introduced like 5 more damn useless baby Pokemon >old gen evos are item trade evolution >Leafeon learns leaf blade at lv71 >Safari zone is literal garbage swamp
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>Sand Flavored
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>giving a single shit about fucking pokemon stats in single player runs
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Yeah platinum is pretty sick now that you mention it.
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>>39429203 Found the assblasted sinnohfetus
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>>Roselia appear in the wild one gym later >>Floatzel pre-evo stats are near baby-Pokemon trash >>Drop the Floatzel and pick Shellos Gastrodon. >>A while later both Gastrodon and Floatzel appear in the wild >empoleon sword dance at lv11 >>Redundant Pokemon: >>The route to go is always blocked, need shitton of Hm >>Gyms are easy as fuck >>Leafeon learns leaf blade at lv71 >using eeveelutions
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>>39429179 >leafeon learns leaf blade at lv71 please say sike.....
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>>39429203 Pic related = not funny. Didn’t laugh
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Silly OP, the only usable Pokemon in Sinnoh are your starter, Luxray and Staraptor, everything else should be used for HMs only.
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>>39429179 >choosing pokémon because of their strength instead of design Yikes...
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>>39429179 >complains about Budew, Buizel, and Gastrodon are all shit >finds better Pokes in Infernape, Torterra, Staraptor, etc. >complains about those excusemewhat.jpg
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>>39429334 This and Garchomp.
And Luxray isn't that useble since its physical electric, which means you're stuck with shitty Spark/Thunder fang.
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>>39429179 >>Psyducks block the way lmao Why exactly do people bitch about stuff like this again? "Oh fucking game devs trying to have things happen in a specific order??? what the fuck??? do you really think my puny reddit brain can handle anything that isn't an open world??????????"
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>>39429179 >waaah preevos have low stats I want 100 atk and 100 speed You should stick to the 3ds games you started with.
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>>39429459 >Sinnoh fetus conveniently omits the broken mons that learn 120/100 base damage part Also you should know there's a ton of 100+ offense/speed stats mons in gen 1, 2 and 3 dumbshit.
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>>39429179 >wild encounter rates >pokemon HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
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>>39429179 >you can get Gible and Earthquake tm in early routes You had to have in an incredibly high IQ or get lucky to find the that entrance to Wayward Cave without a guide.
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>>39429179 >Gyms are easy as fuck >yet he's completely desperate to replace shitmons git gud lying shitter
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>>39429179 >doesn't mention the icy rock not being available until after the 6th gym yet the fucking mossy rock is available before the fucking 2nd gym The fuck is Gamefreaks problem?
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>>39429179 >Redundant Pokemon: Infernape, Lucario, Gallade = 3 frail close combaters fire, steel, psychic flavor >Torterra, Garchomp, Mamoswine, Hippowdon. 4 physical earthquakers grass, dragon, ice, sand flavored >given options >AYO BRUH DIS BAD Have sex.
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>>39429179 >i-it was so easy bro! >grinds leafeon to level 70 fucking 1 Anonymous
>>39429320 You didn't know? Nobody cared about it for ages because it's ugly AND even more useless than Flareon is.
>>39430232 They're the only two places in-game that make sense. It's not like it matters considering Eevee was postgame only in D/P.
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>>39430232 >Eevee unavailable until after receiving the national dex oh hey it literally doesn't even matter
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>>39430269 >>39430279 Bebe gifts you an Eevee in Hearthrome City.
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>>39430269 No, people definitely know, they're mocking you by using eevolutions in game
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>>39430288 In Diamond and Pearl...
...AFTER you get the national dex.
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>>39430269 No, people definitely know, they're mocking OP by using eevolutions in game
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>>39429179 I thought you were going to bring up actual problems but this is just balance shit and evolved forms showing up later which is in all games
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>>39430307 eh im retarded
still, bitching about having to wait for a specific eeveelution is super low iq because it means you like eevee in the first place
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>>39430307 When they were originally designing the game they didn't have to care about where the rocks were placed in terms of game pacing because the monster that evolves with them was only found during the postgame.
>>39430320 It's easier to just be honest and admit that the whole game is badly overtuned.
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>>39429179 >>"The route to go is always blocked, need shitton of Hm" >>"Psyducks block the way lmao" >Not tweaking Anonymous
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>>39429179 > Complaining first stage Pokémon have bad stats Anonymous
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>>39430208 I seriously hope this post is ironic
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>>39429264 Found the boomer
