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Anonymous Thu 18 Jul 2019 02:40:42 No.39436401 View View Reply Original Report

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>"I'm....homosexual."

Your pokemon tells you this, how do you respond?

!!XmG6/h3c6YP

!!XmG6/h3c6YP Thu 18 Jul 2019 02:41:37 No.39436413 Report

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>>39436401
I'd most likely freak out that my pokemon is fucking talking at first.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 18 Jul 2019 02:42:01 No.39436418 Report

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>>39436401

Shoot it for speaking human language instead of retardedly speaking its name in repeat.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 18 Jul 2019 02:42:08 No.39436420 Report

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umm, sweetie, pokemon cant be homosexual, now get back to being a breedslut pig x

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 18 Jul 2019 02:42:28 No.39436424 Report

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>>39436401
>alright wanna suck my dick dick big boy?

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 18 Jul 2019 02:42:58 No.39436430 Report

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>>39436401
My Pokemon starts talking and the first fucking thing it does is tell me its sexuality?
Into the box for the rest of its life if it's lucky

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 18 Jul 2019 02:43:32 No.39436437 Report

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>>39436413

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 18 Jul 2019 02:44:11 No.39436442 Report

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>>39436401
Concern, considering it's hermaphroditic, and I'm not really sure how being homosexual works when your sex is 'all of the above.'

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 18 Jul 2019 02:44:16 No.39436443 Report

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>”I... I... want you... to stop posting this fucking thread faggot”

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 18 Jul 2019 02:44:40 No.39436449 Report

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>>39436401
Bye, faggot
>Releases it

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 18 Jul 2019 02:45:12 No.39436454 Report

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>>39436449
BASED

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 18 Jul 2019 02:45:15 No.39436457 Report

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Wake up
>>39436424
>I love you like a brother

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 18 Jul 2019 02:45:24 No.39436460 Report

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>>39436401
Comfort it, since it clearly has trauma from abuse from its past trainer.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 18 Jul 2019 02:45:26 No.39436462 Report

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>>39436413
>>39436418
>>39436430
>>39436437
>not wanting pokemon to talk to you
you subhumans disgust me. pokemon are equal to humans and they deserve to talk

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 18 Jul 2019 02:46:32 No.39436470 Report

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>>39436401
You can talk!? How long have you been able to do this?

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 18 Jul 2019 02:46:50 No.39436473 Report

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>>39436401
I'd get them help for their mental illness

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 18 Jul 2019 02:47:19 No.39436480 Report

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>>39436462
Then they might as well be Digimon.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 18 Jul 2019 02:47:35 No.39436485 Report

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>>39436462
I want my Pokemon to talk, but if the first thing it does is announce its sexuality then I want nothing to do with the personality behind the voice

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 18 Jul 2019 02:48:01 No.39436491 Report

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>>39436470
Since the battle against that strange Rayquaza...

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 18 Jul 2019 02:50:24 No.39436509 Report

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>>39436462
I don't care if he can talk. I just want nothing to do with faggots

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 18 Jul 2019 02:51:01 No.39436512 Report

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>>39436401
Release it.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 18 Jul 2019 02:51:50 No.39436523 Report

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>>39436509
>>39436485
>want nothing to do with faggots
okay, that's a fair point

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 18 Jul 2019 02:51:56 No.39436524 Report

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>>39436462
>pokemon are equal to humans

No they are not, or else they would dominate the world, which they don't.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 18 Jul 2019 02:51:58 No.39436525 Report

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>>39436462
>freaking out that a Pokemon is talking means you don't want it to talk
Might need another round of that reading & comprehension class anon

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 18 Jul 2019 02:53:24 No.39436536 Report

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The move attract has no effect on pokemon of the same gender they are incapable of being homosexuals

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 18 Jul 2019 02:55:47 No.39436556 Report

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>>39436401

The only thing I could honestly say to such a thing.

“The moment man devoured the fruit of knowledge, he sealed his fate...
Entrusting his future to the cards, man clings to a dim hope.
Yes, the Arcana is the means by which all is revealed...There is both joy and wonder in coming to understand another..."

Anonymous

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Anonymous Thu 18 Jul 2019 02:58:39 No.39436586 Report

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My Pokemon is a ditto. Even if they preferred being male and male Pokemon it'd still make eggs

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 18 Jul 2019 03:04:29 No.39436649 Report

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>>39436462
Just use telepathy bro, anyone can do it

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 18 Jul 2019 03:55:38 No.39437104 Report

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>>39436401
Fuck it.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 18 Jul 2019 03:56:22 No.39437110 Report

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>>39436401
I release it and catch one with better ivs.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 18 Jul 2019 03:56:46 No.39437115 Report

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I just dont care.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 18 Jul 2019 03:57:30 No.39437120 Report

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>>39436401
Cant tell me that, too busy with my dick in its mouth.

Anonymous

Anonymous Thu 18 Jul 2019 04:45:29 No.39437474 Report

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>>39436401
HOW THE FUCK ARE YOU TALKING

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