>>39476663He's gonna take you back to the past
To play with shitty mons that suck ass
He'd rather have a Bouffalant
Take a Reckless Head Charge dump in his ear
He'd rather eat the rotten Toxic
Of a Stench Skuntank and down it with Belch
He's the shittiest champ you've ever played
He's the impersonation: locked for 2 days
He's the shitty shoederp gay
When a new champ claims with "me"
Make sure you give him NFEs
He's got a monkay dik
And a PkMn Trainer
Although I've never seen him catch anything good
He's got an eggulai
And a Rhyperior
Armed with his Rock Wrecker he will tear these memes down
He's the shittiest champ you've ever played
He's the impersonation: locked for 1 day
He's the shitty showdrip gay
He champs with the worst sets of all time
Choice locked Weedles that just die
OU makes him so mad he could spit
Or say "Lando-T...
Lando fucking piece of lion shit"
He 6-0s you and won't care one bit
But these kids stalk because they don't forget it
Why can't Torterra Surf?
Why do Darks stop ebin cade?
You know what sucks, this shitty Sawsbuck
The opponents keep hitting Hoge
Why do they all use Ashfrog?
Why doesn't Snips ever boost the right stat?
He's the shittiest champ you'll ever get
The suggestions suck so bad he makes up his own sets
He's the shittiest most pissed off OU champ
He's the shitty Funbro, hellfrog, timer stalling, XDaysInY, Gaston, hi dogars-chan, BOOM BOOM, me champ new champ, Pokemon Center, DICKS, Boostan Roostan champ
He's the shitty showderp champ