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Anonymous Mon 22 Jul 2019 14:42:35 No.39478874 View View Reply Original Report

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What exactly makes something a waifumon? Does it become a waifumon if fans constantly draw it with tits like Blaziken? Or is it a waifumon because it is somewhat feminine like Jynx? Can someone provide me a list of all waifumon? Also why do so many people have such a hatred for them?

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Anonymous Mon 22 Jul 2019 14:49:32 No.39478922 Report

Quoted By: >>39481529

jinx lips kind of look like a donut asshole

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 22 Jul 2019 14:51:54 No.39478939 Report

Quoted By: >>39479378 >>39479527 >>39479543

>>39478874
Waifumons just attract waifufags to the community. Waifufags are the whales that allow shitty games to flourish just because it has their waifu.

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Anonymous Mon 22 Jul 2019 14:54:36 No.39478952 Report

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>>39478874
It starts with how much people lewd them (Blaziken, Gardevoir) and then by association in terms of dedign similarities, appeal, etc

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 22 Jul 2019 15:51:18 No.39479378 Report

Quoted By: >>39491197

>>39478939
Agreed. Waifumons are by design. Gardevoir wasn't intended to be a waifumon initially, but it's popularity among fans essentially turned it into the model for all future waifumons. Now every Gen Gamefreak tries it's hand at making a few, hoping to repeat the magic.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 22 Jul 2019 15:53:58 No.39479400 Report

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>>39478874
>Also why do so many people have such a hatred for them
this board is full of underages from r*ddit and twitter, just ignore them

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Anonymous Mon 22 Jul 2019 16:07:28 No.39479521 Report

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>>39478874
If its feminine in any capacity it’s considered a waifu

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 22 Jul 2019 16:08:28 No.39479527 Report

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>>39478874
>Has lots of porn
>Is overly feminine
>Very human like in both body style and expressions
>Most fans of the pokemon want to stick their dick in it
>Bonus:Can easily be turned into some fetish
This what what I consider waifumon which is why the eeveelutions aren't despite having a shitton of porn are more popular with normies and the only ones that could be a fetish are vaperon and sylveon
>Why people hate them
They are the most boring pokemon in my book, given near endless choices choosing to make anime girls is boring, also waifufags ruined gardevoir and this >>39478939

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 22 Jul 2019 16:10:45 No.39479543 Report

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>>39478939
>Waifufags are the whales that allow shitty games to flourish just because it has their waifu.
Charizard confirmed for the biggest waifu.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 22 Jul 2019 17:12:35 No.39480073 Report

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>>39479527
>waifufags ruined gardevoir
>people i hate like something i also like
>now it's ruined and i can't like it anymore
Fucking autist.

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Anonymous Mon 22 Jul 2019 17:13:12 No.39480080 Report

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>>39479527
>Most fans of the pokemon want to stick their dick in it
But that's *every* pokemon.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 22 Jul 2019 20:01:11 No.39481529 Report

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>>39478922
because do not steal

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Anonymous Mon 22 Jul 2019 21:55:10 No.39482590 Report

Quoted By: >>39482610

>>39478874
She deserves a hotter form

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Anonymous Mon 22 Jul 2019 21:57:57 No.39482610 Report

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>>39482590

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Anonymous Tue 23 Jul 2019 00:19:09 No.39483928 Report

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Waifumon = Any Vaguely Feminine Pokemon that I don't like

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Anonymous Tue 23 Jul 2019 03:35:01 No.39485446 Report

Quoted By: >>39488718

>>39482610
Was thinkin something more like this

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 23 Jul 2019 06:18:25 No.39486461 Report

Quoted By: >>39490517

There's nothing wrong with "waifumon", every other mon series has them too.
>>39479527
>waifufags ruined gardevoir
Get outta here with that bullshit. It was a mistake because it looks less like a knight than Saber, its look and description are just as waifu-y. They retconned the shit out of that one by creating Gallade and making it Wally's ace, while acknowledging the popular perception of Gardevoir with the poofy Mega Evolution. Too bad it can still be male, kek

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 23 Jul 2019 07:00:34 No.39486639 Report

Quoted By: >>39488015

Jynx is one Pokemon that should have more porn desu. Literally based on sluts.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 23 Jul 2019 13:28:23 No.39488015 Report

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>>39486639
The Yama-Uba isn't a slut. You're thinking of Yukina-Ona, which would be Froslass in this case.

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Anonymous Tue 23 Jul 2019 13:40:35 No.39488073 Report

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>>39488015
No, I'm thinking of ganguro.

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Anonymous Tue 23 Jul 2019 13:57:51 No.39488164 Report

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>>39478874
The only reasons why I think people here dislike them is because they attract horny people or because it offends them in some sort of way. Outside of this site waifumons are thoroughly embraced and even loved.

But the reason /vp/ hates them is kind of weak because this site will attract these people regardless. They're fighting a losing battle. Not saying anons here have yo blindly accept them, but to use they're own argument against them
every Pokémon is someone's favorite. And they're reasoning for liking it is just as valid as your reasoning to dislike it.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 23 Jul 2019 14:11:43 No.39488242 Report

Quoted By: >>39489216

>>39479527
>Most fans of the Pokemon want to stick their dick in it
>Most fans
No, only pale, lonely, basement-dwelling incel white men want to do that. Any non-whites who are like this bring shame to their race and should promptly kill themselves. Allahu Akbar.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 23 Jul 2019 15:24:06 No.39488718 Report

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>>39482610
>>39485446
Both of these are pretty good, but anything would be an improvement over Jynx's current design.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 23 Jul 2019 16:39:40 No.39489216 Report

Quoted By: >>39489229 >>39490965 >>39491094

>>39488242
Human pokemon marry am not allow wrong species grandparent cry

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Anonymous Tue 23 Jul 2019 16:40:59 No.39489229 Report

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>>39489216
A-are you ok Anon

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 23 Jul 2019 19:45:26 No.39490517 Report

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>>39486461
>tfw no gardy waifu (male)

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 23 Jul 2019 19:52:15 No.39490568 Report

Quoted By: >>39490946

>>39478874
I'm not going to pretend that GameFreak doesn't make feminine, humanoid designs for their Pokemon rather often, but I don't like the idea of "People want to fuck it, so it's a waifumon."

People want to fuck everything, you degenerate sluts. Especially you, you thirsty whore.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 23 Jul 2019 20:39:34 No.39490946 Report

Quoted By: >>39491330 >>39491391

>>39490568
It's less a matter of "people want to fuck it" (as you said, people want to fuck everything) as it is "it was designed with fuckability as one of the major considerations".
When people bitch about waifumons, they're thinking of pokemon like Nidoqueen, Gardevoir, Lopunny, Braixen, Lucario, Primarina, etc.

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Anonymous Tue 23 Jul 2019 20:41:19 No.39490965 Report

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>>39489216
nigga what

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Anonymous Tue 23 Jul 2019 20:51:28 No.39491094 Report

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>>39489216
Somebody needs to call Anon an ambulance.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 23 Jul 2019 20:55:59 No.39491142 Report

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>>39478874
I'm paying way more attention to the hot Machamp and him flexing his muscles.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 23 Jul 2019 20:56:01 No.39491143 Report

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>>39478874
Jynx is very cute when she has the rounded purple head

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 23 Jul 2019 21:01:37 No.39491197 Report

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>>39479378
>>39479527
>Gardeshit wasn't made to be waifu
Autistic brainlet, it's the first blatant "Uguu I proxtecc u master <3" weeaboo mon that gf shills as waifu despite being utter shit, look at their mega, their dex entry, their role on PMD sky, shilling as femenine nigger taste mon.

How can you be fucking blind? Oh right you've shit taste for liking that turd

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 23 Jul 2019 21:13:13 No.39491330 Report

Quoted By: >>39491386

>>39490946
>Lucario
Despite all the kind of porn it spawns. Lucario was never intended as a waifumon in terms of design. In every media shown its portrayed as male. Lucario is a "edgy and masculine" kind of pokemon.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 23 Jul 2019 21:17:04 No.39491386 Report

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>>39491330
slap some bioluminescent highlights on him and he's some furfag's sparkledog OC
even if he's not in the waifumon ballpark, he's definitely playing the same sport

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 23 Jul 2019 21:17:24 No.39491391 Report

Quoted By: >>39491404 >>39491969

>>39490946
>Nidoqueen
Oh FUCK OFF with this retarded bullshit.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 23 Jul 2019 21:18:52 No.39491404 Report

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>>39491391
The best part of Nidoqueen is that you can have as much unprotected sex as you want with her.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 23 Jul 2019 21:27:01 No.39491503 Report

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We need to put pokemon in certain catergories.
>Waifumons
Feminine designs,usually have traits similiar to a human female physically,generally humanoid looking or bipedal,may be blantant fetish bait. Examples include Gardevoir,Tsareena and Braixen
>Kaijumons
Will generally be saurian in design mixed with another animal or object,Learns a crazy amount of moves though mostly the gen 1 kaijumons,Most based on actual kaiju in media but some are just basic kaiju design. Examples include Rhydon,Kangaskhan,Duraludon and Hydreigon.
>Objectmons
Based on inanimate objects obviously,sometimes based on weapons or food,usually floats,unnatural body anatomy. Examples include Aegislash,Garbodor and Vanilluxe.
Will continue this post soon.

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Anonymous Tue 23 Jul 2019 22:07:39 No.39491969 Report

Quoted By: >>39492499

>>39491391
>implying you wouldn't motorboat them fat kaiju tiddies

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Anonymous Tue 23 Jul 2019 23:03:44 No.39492499 Report

Quoted By: >>39492550

>>39491969
Nidokings are missing out.

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Anonymous Tue 23 Jul 2019 23:09:49 No.39492550 Report

Quoted By: >>39493512

>>39492499
I'm sure they manage somehow.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 23 Jul 2019 23:53:53 No.39492956 Report

Quoted By: >>39493305

>>39482610
this fanmade mega is better than 90% of official ones
it's suck that jynx will never get an evo because it offended niggers

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Anonymous Wed 24 Jul 2019 00:22:15 No.39493210 Report

Quoted By: >>39493303

>>39478874
>blaziken is a waifumon
Don't you fucking dare say that about my little boy

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 24 Jul 2019 00:32:12 No.39493303 Report

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>>39493210
he can be your husbandomon instead if that's how you swing
we're all perverts here; nobody's judging you, fag

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 24 Jul 2019 00:32:16 No.39493305 Report

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>>39492956
>Tfw black guy and was never offended by jynx or saw it as a racial thing.
I always thought she was some weird wizard.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 24 Jul 2019 00:45:00 No.39493419 Report

Quoted By: >>39493512

When people make porn of it, is it usually off model? If no, then its a waifumon.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 24 Jul 2019 00:55:42 No.39493512 Report

Quoted By: >>39493536

>>39493419
What about husbandomons, like >>39492550
?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 24 Jul 2019 00:57:28 No.39493536 Report

Quoted By: >>39493707

>>39493512
Husbandomons exist but I wouldn't consider Nidoking one of them.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 24 Jul 2019 01:17:19 No.39493707 Report

Quoted By: >>39493807

>>39493536
Which ones would you consider?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 24 Jul 2019 01:27:18 No.39493807 Report

Quoted By: >>39495405

>>39493707
>Machamp
>Buzzwole
>Incineroar
There's much less I guess.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 24 Jul 2019 05:07:28 No.39495405 Report

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>>39493807
Don't forget Ursaring.

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