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Anonymous Wed 24 Jul 2019 02:01:14 No.39494134 View View Reply Original Report

Quoted By: >>39494565 >>39494608 >>39494830 >>39495375

Post them beans/paws/etc.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 24 Jul 2019 02:50:42 No.39494565 Report

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>>39494134
>jolteon is one of only 3 eevees with pawpads

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Anonymous Wed 24 Jul 2019 02:52:59 No.39494585 Report

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understood

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Anonymous Wed 24 Jul 2019 02:56:24 No.39494608 Report

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>>39494134
am i free to go now officer?

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Anonymous Wed 24 Jul 2019 03:00:54 No.39494644 Report

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Anonymous Wed 24 Jul 2019 03:29:06 No.39494830 Report

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>>39494134
I hope this is just a cute innocent thread and not a foot fetish thread

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Anonymous Wed 24 Jul 2019 03:51:07 No.39494967 Report

Quoted By: >>39494977

>>39494608
*shoots you*

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 24 Jul 2019 03:52:24 No.39494976 Report

Quoted By: >>39495194

Every time I remember this board exists and come to check it out, I remember why I made myself forget about it in the first place.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 24 Jul 2019 03:52:34 No.39494977 Report

Quoted By: >>39494992

>>39494967
>be American
>get shot
>tip your shooter $20 for not hitting your head or chest

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 24 Jul 2019 03:55:33 No.39494992 Report

Quoted By: >>39495217 >>39495223 >>39495756

>>39494977
>ambulance arrives
>tip the ambulance driver
>arrive at hospital
>get put on a bed
>fall into a coma
>wake up days later
>receive medical bill
>$50,000
>tip the doctor higher than normal, 80% because you weren't able to tip them due to your coma
>take an Uber home
>the Uber somehow gets lost on the way and takes an extra 10 minutes
>pissed off, only tip the driver a measly 30%

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 24 Jul 2019 04:14:13 No.39495110 Report

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smelly, sweaty

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 24 Jul 2019 04:21:12 No.39495156 Report

Quoted By: >>39495234 >>39495310

>>39494830
Idk about OP, but paws are genuinely very cute, specially if you actually have pets (preferably cats) whose paws you can squish. Squishy squishy, it's very adorable.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 24 Jul 2019 04:27:58 No.39495194 Report

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>>39494976
You're not alone.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 24 Jul 2019 04:31:50 No.39495217 Report

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>>39494992
I want OUT of this country

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 24 Jul 2019 04:32:07 No.39495223 Report

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>>39494992
Tipping is such bs, it basically just makes the rich spend less money on employees. Only way to fix this situation is if every american suddenly stopped tipping

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 24 Jul 2019 04:33:06 No.39495232 Report

Quoted By: >>39495338 >>39495350

>>39495217
the alternative everywhere else is
>sit in waiting room for 8 months while suffering

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 24 Jul 2019 04:33:17 No.39495234 Report

Quoted By: >>39495840

>>39495156
I'll take your word for it. My old dog hated it when anyone touched his paws, so I never squished them at all.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 24 Jul 2019 04:36:23 No.39495250 Report

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>>39495217
You're free to do so. Many other countries offer open boarders. If you don't have the cash, there is free healthcare (Medicaid), food stamps, section 8 housing, and also earned income credit (free money) when you file taxes. This will help you save enough cash to leave toward a better place.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 24 Jul 2019 04:45:37 No.39495310 Report

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>>39495156
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d5hXycuDDVU

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 24 Jul 2019 04:52:49 No.39495338 Report

Quoted By: >>39495349 >>39495350 >>39495391

>>39495232
Holy fuck americans are cucked by their corporate overlords.
>sit in waiting room for 8 months
Compared to americas
>sit in waiting room for 7.5 months unless you have enough money to pay to get bumped up
Also at least universal healthcare rations by need and you have to wait for cancer patients and shit, in america you wait that long because some rich asshole just needs that nosejob.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 24 Jul 2019 04:55:30 No.39495349 Report

Quoted By: >>39495365 >>39495388

>>39495338
In America you can get treatment almost immediately and they can't reject you. Most of the time you will receive a huge fucking bill, but literally just don't sweat it and don't pay a single penny. Eventually a debt collector will try to contact you for a massive discount. You can either continue to ignore the debt, or pay off with that discount.
This country is weird as fuck

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 24 Jul 2019 04:55:37 No.39495350 Report

Quoted By: >>39495370 >>39495391

>>39495232
>>39495338
Also you can pay to be bumped up in countries with universal healthcare too.
Private healthcare exists in countries that have universal healthcare.
But americans are so dumb they can only see it as
>only one can exist nothing else
There's a reason america ranks in the lower 30s when it comes to healthcare and why real first world countries rank higher.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 24 Jul 2019 04:58:58 No.39495365 Report

Quoted By: >>39495383

>>39495349
>but literally just don't sweat it and don't pay a single penny
And then never buy anything in your life in anything other than cash, I assume.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 24 Jul 2019 05:00:22 No.39495370 Report

Quoted By: >>39495399

>>39495350
You do realized that's how it works in America too right? The difference is if you're in a place with a shit ton of illegals, well you're SOL cause fuck off it's full. Enjoy your status before it's overrun.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 24 Jul 2019 05:02:16 No.39495375 Report

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>>39494134
>4 small beans
>not 3 large beans

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 24 Jul 2019 05:03:11 No.39495383 Report

Quoted By: >>39495396

>>39495365
No, you can continue to use your credit card and bank account and still go on with your life as normal

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 24 Jul 2019 05:03:45 No.39495388 Report

Quoted By: >>39495394

>>39495349
>weird
Retarded is the more appropriate word.
>you just let drug companies increase drug prices by 10,000% while first world countries get them for significantly cheaper because you cucks scream
>muh communism!!!!! muh socialism!!!!
Whenever anyone tries to talk about it.
It's fucking shameful and just goes to show how shitty your country always has been.
And btw real emergency surgeries take priority over elective surgeries with universal healthcare (the free healthcare that you don't have to pay for remember there is still private healthcare you can buy and get done immediately if you so choose in countries with universal healthcare) so no only sick americans are sitting there writhing in pain because they don't have any healthcare at all.

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Anonymous Wed 24 Jul 2019 05:04:49 No.39495391 Report

Quoted By: >>39495418

>>39495338
>>39495350
There are no waiting lists in the US, not sure where you're getting that idea. With the exception of actually limited resources, like organs.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 24 Jul 2019 05:05:15 No.39495394 Report

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>>39495388
Who are you quoting? It sounds like you are irrationally making things up now.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 24 Jul 2019 05:05:29 No.39495396 Report

Quoted By: >>39495406

>>39495383
no you really can't, your credit score's going to be permanently fucked and if you never ever end up buying a car or doing anything else involving long term planning i guess you'll be fine

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 24 Jul 2019 05:06:23 No.39495399 Report

Quoted By: >>39495413

>>39495370
Well I guess americans are just retarded then because not only do they pay more for healthcare they also have the worst healthcare in the first world (assuming you're dumb enough to actually consider the US a first world country)
But no clearly this isn't the result of a broken system it's just
>dem dere illegals comin in here ta take muhh jobsssss

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 24 Jul 2019 05:07:31 No.39495406 Report

Quoted By: >>39495415

>>39495396
>Loan/Credit
>Buy
I don't think you know the difference between these terms.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 24 Jul 2019 05:09:32 No.39495413 Report

Quoted By: >>39495420

>>39495399
I guess you're right. I hope you take America's most vulnerable and impoverished and show us how it's done. At least, please open your boarders more to refugees to teach us.

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Anonymous Wed 24 Jul 2019 05:10:04 No.39495415 Report

Quoted By: >>39495457

>>39495406
sorry i used hyperbole on 4chan, the point is that just not paying your medical loans is a bad move

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 24 Jul 2019 05:10:30 No.39495418 Report

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>>39495391
Uhh yeah there are waiting lists in america, not sure where you're getting this.
45,000 people die in the U.S. because of no healthcare, you know what that number is in real first world countries?
Zero.
https://www.patheos.com/blogs/dispatches/2018/10/15/study-45000-deaths-per-year-due-to-lack-of-health-insurance/

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Anonymous Wed 24 Jul 2019 05:11:06 No.39495420 Report

Quoted By: >>39495680

>>39495413
maybe you could stop fucking up the world so you wouldn't have refugee crises all over the place
seriously, just don't bomb the middle east and don't overthrow random governments in south america. you can solve all your problems so quickly

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 24 Jul 2019 05:13:40 No.39495427 Report

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This thread has gone so far off the rails

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 24 Jul 2019 05:21:18 No.39495457 Report

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>>39495415
Bankruptcy charges are nicer thank you think. There are some things you can't discharge like student debt and child support though. However, if you don't have the cash flow to support a loan, you shouldn't (in theory) be getting one in the first place, so it doesn't matter if you claim bankruptcy or not.

I am simplifying this obviously, but have cash/don't have cash, your bankruptcy status don't mean shit. Just your current present value of income.

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Anonymous Wed 24 Jul 2019 06:06:20 No.39495680 Report

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>>39495420
Remove the dual citizenship politicians from the USA government and you'll find the problem fixes itself instantly.

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Anonymous Wed 24 Jul 2019 06:10:40 No.39495708 Report

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Anonymous Wed 24 Jul 2019 06:13:00 No.39495721 Report

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>>39495708
You threatening me you little brown furry turd?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 24 Jul 2019 06:19:45 No.39495756 Report

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>>39494992
You forgot to mention that doctors will check to see if you're circumcised and will snip you if not.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 24 Jul 2019 06:19:47 No.39495757 Report

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>>39495708
That artist sure is shitty most of the time.

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Anonymous Wed 24 Jul 2019 06:36:33 No.39495830 Report

Quoted By: >>39496252

>tfw a cute paw thread gets derailed just to remind everbody of the obvious fact how shitty America's healthcare system is

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 24 Jul 2019 06:39:08 No.39495840 Report

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>>39495234
Aw, that's unfortunate. Most of my cats don't mind it, I can literally squish really fast and for a long time and they don't care. Those who do simply remove their paw slowly. I never squish my dog's since she goes outside to the street so much, it's kinda yucky to me. Hope one day you can squish an animal, too!

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Anonymous Wed 24 Jul 2019 06:40:39 No.39495847 Report

Quoted By: >>39496105

>you will never have a sylveon bully you under its paw pads.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 24 Jul 2019 07:51:57 No.39496105 Report

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>>39495847
>wanting to be bullied by paws
>not wanting to fiddle with them while he/she wiggles in bashful confusion but slowly warms up to the idea

fool

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Anonymous Wed 24 Jul 2019 08:37:14 No.39496252 Report

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>>39495830
Shut the fuck up Bui.

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Anonymous Wed 24 Jul 2019 10:32:56 No.39496595 Report

Quoted By: >>39497405

>Fetish Thread derailed by anti-american shitposting
>Amerimutts live rent-free in the minds of the rest of the world simply by existing

It is funny how despite there being wars and imperialism throughout human history, America is singled out for being distinctly evil.

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Anonymous Wed 24 Jul 2019 13:35:40 No.39497405 Report

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>>39496595
America is a slave to the jews and fucked europe.

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Anonymous Wed 24 Jul 2019 13:41:42 No.39497435 Report

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