It won't be long before mods start banning people for criticizing SwSh on the grounds of "gen wars"
Once SwSh announces some cute fucking cat pokemon, Reddit will stop caring about national dex.
The special edition Switch Minis are going to boost this game's sales into the stratosphere

It's all over. My brief spark of hope that maybe we could unite to prod Gamefreak into a little bit of hard work has been killed. Please help me come up with ideas for suicide.