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Anonymous Sat 27 Jul 2019 02:48:49 No.39525194 View View Reply Original Report

Quoted By: >>39525206 >>39525243 >>39525333 >>39525403 >>39525717 >>39525794 >>39528437

Why aren't there any homosexual Pokemon?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sat 27 Jul 2019 02:50:17 No.39525206 Report

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>>39525194
what makes you think there aren't?

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Anonymous Sat 27 Jul 2019 02:54:42 No.39525243 Report

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>>39525194
What are the Alola starters?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 27 Jul 2019 02:54:42 No.39525244 Report

Quoted By: >>39525257

Because it is Arceus' will that pokémon were made in her image and she lusts for the intense, all-encompassing glow that only hot heavy sexual relations with the express intent to procreate and enjoy yourself as much as you can can bring. There's no such thing as gays as unlike our world, there actually IS an all-powerful Deity who shaped the Pokémon universe, us humans are just a great cosmic accident in the footnotes of the history of the milky way, which is why evolution got screwy (happens with a lot of species of animal in fairness though).

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Anonymous Sat 27 Jul 2019 02:56:55 No.39525257 Report

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>>39525244
>her

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Anonymous Sat 27 Jul 2019 03:02:35 No.39525301 Report

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>>39525257
>Him
God is female anon. Used to be a man, but had a sex-change and sent "his" son down to Earth (as evidenced by the lack of biblical on the murderer's arses).

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Anonymous Sat 27 Jul 2019 03:04:56 No.39525318 Report

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in theory it'd still produce an egg with the same sex either way so...

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 27 Jul 2019 03:06:50 No.39525333 Report

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>>39525194
Based stealth pony threads are back, please die like your show in its final season

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 27 Jul 2019 03:07:24 No.39525338 Report

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>>39525301
God doesn’t exist u nutjub and if it does it doesn’t have a gender because it’s some space being or something u faggot
Go back to tumblr or something

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 27 Jul 2019 03:11:33 No.39525363 Report

Quoted By: >>39525384

>>39525338
It's okay anon. I know the concept of a female god is frightening to you, but that's because you're a pussy bitch who's scared of women, naturally an all-powerful female being must be your absolute boggart or something.

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Anonymous Sat 27 Jul 2019 03:11:53 No.39525367 Report

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>>39525301

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Anonymous Sat 27 Jul 2019 03:14:53 No.39525384 Report

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>>39525363
???????
No ur just a retarded nut job
>hurr durr it was male then Jesus was born now it’s a girl
Ur actually insane also why would something that’s probably like made of stars or something have a biological construct
Fucking retard
>ur just a scared incel hurr durr
First u don’t know my gender second of all ur most likely a tranny and therefore worthless because only a a tranny would project its shitty gender change fetish on to something
Fuck off retard

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 27 Jul 2019 03:17:25 No.39525403 Report

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>>39525194
because fags can't have biological children
you fags are bioillogical, accept it and your life will be a smidge better.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 27 Jul 2019 04:03:50 No.39525704 Report

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>>39525206
Because Attract fails 100% of the time when used on the same gender.

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Anonymous Sat 27 Jul 2019 04:06:45 No.39525717 Report

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>>39525194
Because that would make them super gay, anon

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Anonymous Sat 27 Jul 2019 04:19:49 No.39525784 Report

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Anonymous Sat 27 Jul 2019 04:21:09 No.39525794 Report

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>>39525194
I'd argue that Ditto is homo. Ditto will fuck anything that moves.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 27 Jul 2019 11:50:18 No.39527717 Report

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>>39525384
you're the retarded one for letting such an obvious joke/troll actually get to you, is this literally your first day on the internet?

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Anonymous Sat 27 Jul 2019 14:14:56 No.39528437 Report

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>>39525194
But there are!

Anonymous

Anonymous Sat 27 Jul 2019 14:17:00 No.39528451 Report

Quoted By: >>39528719

Ash's Pikachu rejects the advances of every female Pokemon and has canonically albeit by force fallen in love with Dawn's Piplup
absolute faggot

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Anonymous Sat 27 Jul 2019 14:59:07 No.39528719 Report

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>>39528451
1. Dawn's Piplup is female.
2. He danced with a male Raichu.
3. You're still much more of a fag than him.

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