my first shiny pokemon was a stantler. i was so excited that i finally saw my first shiny. i caught him in gold, and i named him broccoli, cause he was green. i've taken broccoli through every single subsequent generation, and we've been through so much together. now i can't bring forward my bro broccoli because masuda says galar is too cold. fuck pokemon, fuck stantler, and fuck my taunt, pliable asshole broccoli please
