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Which evil team would you join?

Anonymous Sun 28 Jul 2019 01:32:36 No.39534331 View View Reply Original Report

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Team Rocket for me because they are the least retarded.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 28 Jul 2019 01:34:07 No.39534346 Report

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>>39534331
>least retarded
>are evil for the sole sake of being evil
Whatever you say slick

I'd probably just join Magma or Plasma. I hate the rain and the water a lot, but at the same time, I wish places like Alola would get Kyurem'd.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 28 Jul 2019 01:35:11 No.39534357 Report

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>>39534346
>are evil for the sole sake of being evil
But that's wrong. They're evil for the sake of making money.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 28 Jul 2019 01:35:15 No.39534358 Report

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>>39534346
Well money and power are pretty solid motivations.

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Anonymous Sun 28 Jul 2019 01:36:28 No.39534373 Report

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There’s only one correct answer.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 28 Jul 2019 01:38:12 No.39534395 Report

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>>39534346
>going full retard
the only thing sadder than a delusional retard is a delusional retard following the whims of a bigger delusional retard.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 28 Jul 2019 01:38:15 No.39534397 Report

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>>39534357
No - they have grunts who say shit like "you can't understand the greatness of our evil!" and do stupid shit like sabotaging the Power Plant, killing Marowak instead of catching and selling it, etc.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 28 Jul 2019 01:39:34 No.39534417 Report

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>>39534331
aqua so i can be with Kyoger

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Anonymous Sun 28 Jul 2019 01:40:49 No.39534437 Report

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>>39534331
Aether Foundation, they seem to be the ones who spend the most in R&D and have a very Majestic 12 vibe to it.

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Anonymous Sun 28 Jul 2019 01:49:08 No.39534532 Report

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>>39534331
Definitely rocket for me.
>Magma/aqua wants to remove land/water
>Galactic wants to remake the universe
>Plasma wants to remove pokemon trainers
>Flare wants everyone gone but themselves
Meanwhile rocket just wants to make money. Skull are 2edgy4me. Also, if the aether foundation counts as an "evil organization" I'd join that shit in a heartbeat.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 28 Jul 2019 01:55:42 No.39534603 Report

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I would make my own team where we catch rare pokemon (legally) and use those pokemon to catch more pokemon. We would breed them, sell the less powerful offspring to young trainers or their parents and use the best ones with the most potential to defeat and become gym leaders and elite 4 members. Who knows maybe some gym leaders and elite four members you know are already part of our organization. We could take over every region by monopolizing and training rare pokemon. All the while being a completely legal enterprise with nothing to fear from police or any other organization.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 28 Jul 2019 03:16:33 No.39535237 Report

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>>39534331
Team Rocket 100%
Only so I can hang out with James though, literally my favorite Pokémon trainer of all time. You can't possibly hate him, he's just perfect.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 28 Jul 2019 03:17:40 No.39535247 Report

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>>39534373
this

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Anonymous Sun 28 Jul 2019 03:20:35 No.39535269 Report

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>>39534437
This.

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Anonymous Sun 28 Jul 2019 03:21:43 No.39535277 Report

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The most profitable of course

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Anonymous Sun 28 Jul 2019 03:23:53 No.39535294 Report

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>>39535277
based

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Anonymous Sun 28 Jul 2019 03:27:15 No.39535319 Report

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>>39534331
Unironically Team Galactic, instead of being boring big bads like Team Rocket and hippie retards like Team Plasma they do have a really interesting goal. I have always wanted to explore the deep space seeking for mythical beings and i think wanting to make a reset on the universe is a very noble cause

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Anonymous Sun 28 Jul 2019 03:28:29 No.39535328 Report

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>>39534346
I'm coming for you right now you terrestrial, useless waste of magmanigger

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 28 Jul 2019 03:28:38 No.39535330 Report

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>>39535319
Enjoy living as an emotionless husk for the rest of eternity.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 28 Jul 2019 03:29:21 No.39535338 Report

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>>39535330
I don't care, if i can manage to put an end to this degenerate fucking timeline and let humans start from scratch then it is worth it

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 28 Jul 2019 03:31:35 No.39535354 Report

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>>39534331
Team plasma because I'd get everyone to sympathize with me and feel bad for me because I was believed that Pokemon should be liberated. Then Ghetsis would be called all sorts of shit, even falsely accused of sexual harassment, etc.
It would be so awesome

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 28 Jul 2019 05:06:25 No.39536114 Report

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>>39534346
Plasma cuz their outfits look comfy as fuck and also so Ghetsis can make me suck his cock under his desk

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Anonymous Sun 28 Jul 2019 05:08:59 No.39536140 Report

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>>39536114
Meant for OP fuck

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Anonymous Sun 28 Jul 2019 05:23:29 No.39536225 Report

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>>39534331
Easy pick.
A team full of rejects from society who treat each other as family and genuinely care about them?
Sign me the fuck up!

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 28 Jul 2019 05:29:55 No.39536265 Report

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>>39534346

Nah man, they're too smalltime for someone like you.

You need to break out into the scene with your own group, Team Cataclysmic Obsidian Void Crimson Searing Blades.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 28 Jul 2019 05:38:30 No.39536304 Report

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>>39534603
but rockets already sorta try to do that, they're just big enough to go illegal too, I mean they already tried to monopolize rare pokemon like slowpokes and sell their tales, they tried to not only breed new pokemon but force them to evolve into shinies, etc and Giovanni was a gym leader himself, the only explicitly illegal thing they did was probably also try to steal other trainers pokemon, and I guarantee they didn't do it to just anyone either because you still gotta sell what you steal

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 28 Jul 2019 05:39:43 No.39536310 Report

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>>39534331
Skull because I fuck around doing nothing anyway

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 28 Jul 2019 05:41:09 No.39536321 Report

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>>39535277
The most evil one gj

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 28 Jul 2019 05:44:18 No.39536344 Report

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>>39536310
>>39536225
>>39535269
>>39534437
Look how rightly popular Alola is bros

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Anonymous Sun 28 Jul 2019 05:51:27 No.39536391 Report

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>>39536225
>ywn be part of the skull family
we were born in the wrong reality

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Anonymous Sun 28 Jul 2019 05:53:24 No.39536407 Report

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>>39534437
This.

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Anonymous Sun 28 Jul 2019 05:53:41 No.39536409 Report

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>>39536391
>ywn get to bust sick dance moves with your skull bros
It's not fair

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 28 Jul 2019 05:54:27 No.39536414 Report

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>>39534331
Which one has the best employee benefits?

Do I get free dental?
A 401K?
Free waifu?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 28 Jul 2019 05:55:52 No.39536424 Report

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>>39534331
I cant because im super good

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 28 Jul 2019 07:14:08 No.39536878 Report

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>>39536424
Then join the team so you can sabotage them from the inside.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 28 Jul 2019 07:36:35 No.39536990 Report

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I don't care for any grand schemes so Rocket would make the most sense and would allow me to make money rather easily because most grunts are fucking retarded so I imagine it wouldn't be too hard to climb up the ranks. Also Giovanni is a pretty cool dude if you're on his side and not incompetent.
Aether has the best aesthetic, though.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 28 Jul 2019 08:00:39 No.39537116 Report

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>>39535319
I hope you're ready for a weird-ass hairstyle anon

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 28 Jul 2019 08:01:56 No.39537119 Report

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>>39536414
Probably Flare.

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Anonymous Sun 28 Jul 2019 08:06:56 No.39537143 Report

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>>39536225

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Anonymous Sun 28 Jul 2019 08:08:27 No.39537153 Report

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>>39536225
>implying team flare would accept a spineless wimp like me

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Anonymous Sun 28 Jul 2019 08:30:04 No.39537270 Report

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Gen 3 Team Magma, before glorious leader Maxie turned into a tsundere gaylord

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 28 Jul 2019 08:36:54 No.39537315 Report

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>>39534331
>Giovanni learns the error of his ways from Red and leaves Rocket in GSC
>lol jk he's back and evil again in Raibow Rocket

Fuck this series

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 28 Jul 2019 08:58:38 No.39537416 Report

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>>39537153
Fuck meant team skull. Not that team flare would accept me either.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 28 Jul 2019 08:59:40 No.39537420 Report

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>>39537315
DUDE MULTIVERSE LMAO

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 28 Jul 2019 10:12:48 No.39537826 Report

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I want to flood my country

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 28 Jul 2019 10:15:41 No.39537838 Report

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None, because I'm not an edgy 15yo and breaking up criminal organisations (while giving adults PTSD as their inability to beat children in pokémon battles) is FAAAAAAR more entertaining than becoming Grunt #72-AH. That's the thing, you're never going to be "evil" enough to join the upper echelons of the organisation, so why even bother joining if you can't eventually get to the top of the layer cake?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 28 Jul 2019 10:30:19 No.39537903 Report

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>>39536114
>>39534346
Those desu

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 28 Jul 2019 10:40:42 No.39537955 Report

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>>39534331
I have the same reason as Jessie. So i'd probably go for Rocket.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 28 Jul 2019 10:53:33 No.39538005 Report

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>>39537838
>why even bother joining if you can't eventually get to the top
The grunts are fucking retarded. If you honestly don't think you're capable to become an admin, you must be truly pathetic.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 28 Jul 2019 10:58:03 No.39538032 Report

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>>39534397
>just because a worker or two is retarded the entire organization is retarded
>a city in disarray from a crisis such as a blackout isn't much easier to take advantage of
>marowak is somehow rare or unique

You belong in team retard

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 28 Jul 2019 12:19:47 No.39538355 Report

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>>39534331
>least retarded
>you can destroy the entire organization by making Giovani remember that he owned a Charmander

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Anonymous Sun 28 Jul 2019 12:26:29 No.39538383 Report

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>>39534331
On the one hand, Skull has the best uniforms, they have an entire town for a base, and they're dorky hip-hop geek rejects like me. Then again, if I joined Aether Foundation, there is a chance Lusamine would dress me up in nice, fancy clothes. Hmmm.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 28 Jul 2019 12:39:04 No.39538449 Report

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Skull so I could get a qt grunt bf

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