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Anonymous Sun 28 Jul 2019 02:03:26 No.39534662 View View Reply Original Report

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Post your favorite Pokémon + comment one messed up thing you have done in your life. Mine is Mega Mence and I’ve smashed a toad with a brick in the woods.

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Anonymous Sun 28 Jul 2019 02:04:24 No.39534675 Report

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>>39534662
>Likes Mega Mence
It's unsurprising you'd do such a thing

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Anonymous Sun 28 Jul 2019 02:12:59 No.39534747 Report

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>>39534662
Stole a girl's panties, masturbated into them and then threw them away

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 28 Jul 2019 02:37:19 No.39534947 Report

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>>39534662
I can't decide between

>Back in school I slammed my best friend's hand in a door and held it so hard it carved one of his fingers to the bone

or

>Shortly after one of my friends was dumped by his girl (and was pretty devastated by it) I managed to get the guy she was going to be with to drop us both, and a different friend, off at her house where I fucked her with him in the bed watching TV at 3am and he didn't notice

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Anonymous Sun 28 Jul 2019 02:46:06 No.39535010 Report

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>>39534662
Kicked my neighbour's chihuahua just so she stopped barking at me. Apparently I did it hard enough for her to die a few days later.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 28 Jul 2019 02:55:54 No.39535072 Report

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>>39535010
Oh damn, I kind of lol’d a bit at that one.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 28 Jul 2019 03:01:23 No.39535113 Report

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>>39535010
Damn anon, sort of same but it would also bite me at the ankles or fingers if my hand got too close.
I kicked it off a small set of stairs but not with too much force, it was fine afterwards though thankfully, and it didn't try to bite me again either, in hindsight it was a shitty thing to do though, not like an animal knows any better

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 28 Jul 2019 03:19:25 No.39535260 Report

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The worst things I have done I've done to myself.
> Fail to finish my last course in college required for a degree despite a good GPA. Would go something like five years before I finished it.
> Letting my great dental health plummet after aging out of my parents dental insurance, drinking lots of soda, and going days without brushing. Now I've lost 1 tooth and have had like 5 root canals.
>Even after finally graduating I keep bumming around at a low-paying job because its easy. I won't put in work to pursue the graduate degree I wanted. Won't put in work pursuing a job in my field. Won't put in effort to find a better paying job.
My life is filled with self-hatred, chronic apathy, indecision, and a paralyzing realization of how I've let my life turn to shit and of time I'll never get back and how the life I've always wanted has left my grasp almost a decade ago.

I think the worse thing I have ever done to someone else was lie? Or maybe drop all contact despite being on good terms.

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Anonymous Sun 28 Jul 2019 03:47:04 No.39535454 Report

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>>39535010
It's ok, Chihuahuas are basically rats anyway

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Anonymous Sun 28 Jul 2019 06:36:16 No.39536673 Report

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>found my lesbian aunt's dildo
>Used it
>I'm a male

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 28 Jul 2019 06:42:01 No.39536692 Report

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>>39534662
I started dating a girl after being in love with her for 5 or so years. Unceremoniously dumped her after like 3 weeks because she was boring and clingy as shit

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Anonymous Sun 28 Jul 2019 06:45:13 No.39536709 Report

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>>39534662
I'm a famous serial killer

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Anonymous Sun 28 Jul 2019 06:45:39 No.39536713 Report

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Catfished an old guy online for almost a year

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Anonymous Sun 28 Jul 2019 06:46:20 No.39536717 Report

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I keep photos of my friends in a Drive archive organiced by name and mastubate with them daily

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 28 Jul 2019 06:48:06 No.39536726 Report

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>>39536709
Gib clue

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Anonymous Sun 28 Jul 2019 06:49:59 No.39536736 Report

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>>39534662
My teenage sister brought her fucking STACKED friend over to swim one time. I jerked it while looking through the window. Don't regret it at all, one of the best nuts of my life

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Anonymous Sun 28 Jul 2019 09:11:31 No.39537484 Report

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I drowned a snail when I was 5

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Anonymous Sun 28 Jul 2019 09:22:51 No.39537551 Report

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>>39534947
Nice fanfic virgin

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Anonymous Sun 28 Jul 2019 09:25:50 No.39537577 Report

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>>39536709
Sure kid

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Anonymous Sun 28 Jul 2019 09:27:08 No.39537590 Report

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when i was a wee lad i caught frogs in my backyard and snuck them into my house and kept them in containers until they died, and then would try to dissect them with tweezers

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Anonymous Sun 28 Jul 2019 09:31:51 No.39537614 Report

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>>39537590
Yikes psycho

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Anonymous Sun 28 Jul 2019 11:33:57 No.39538160 Report

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I used to rub and worship the feet of my younger sister when i was 14.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 28 Jul 2019 11:36:10 No.39538171 Report

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>>39538160
in her sleep.

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Anonymous Sun 28 Jul 2019 11:36:52 No.39538173 Report

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>>39534662
I threw a kitty to a wall.
I would have eviscerated my 5 years old self.

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Anonymous Sun 28 Jul 2019 12:01:25 No.39538284 Report

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>>39534662
Raichu

I had one of my best friends blank the whole group for months before hitting me up for casual sex so I told everybody and they just ripped the shit out of him for it

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Anonymous Sun 28 Jul 2019 13:52:05 No.39538786 Report

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>>39534662

I got off to another man more than my current man, in front of him. (and no he isn't into cuckold)

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Anonymous Sun 28 Jul 2019 13:56:41 No.39538809 Report

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I masturbated to Joe Merrick's pics.

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Anonymous Sun 28 Jul 2019 13:58:59 No.39538826 Report

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>>39538284
>>39538786
haha faggots. The state of /vp/ in 2019

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Anonymous Sun 28 Jul 2019 14:00:06 No.39538830 Report

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>>39538173
>>39538809
Cringe

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Anonymous Sun 28 Jul 2019 14:00:29 No.39538835 Report

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cheated in college once
>had to hand an assignment in electronically
>thought it was due later
>went to hand it in, was past the due date
>lied to my prof, said it wouldn't let me hand it in
>she accepted my lie
>never got caught

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Anonymous Sun 28 Jul 2019 15:46:41 No.39539470 Report

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Arson

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Anonymous Sun 28 Jul 2019 15:58:16 No.39539538 Report

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>>39535260
>Fail to finish my last course in college required for a degree despite a good GPA. Would go something like five years before I finished it.
Reminds me of an old friend who got into MIT and then left after getting an associates

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Anonymous Sun 28 Jul 2019 16:11:22 No.39539640 Report

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>>39534662
Several times I've gotten so mad at a video game that I cut myself in a fit of autistic rage, didn't even help me feel any better and instead it just made me angrier
Then I took a saw-toothed knife on me and it left a pretty noticeable scar on my arm, so far no one has said anything about it but I have no idea how to explain myself if someone finally asked me about it

The game in question is fucking World of Warcraft of all things

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 28 Jul 2019 19:16:52 No.39541151 Report

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>>39539640
You could say your arm brushed against something sharp when doing work? Chainsaw maybe? Idk

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