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Anonymous Sun 28 Jul 2019 19:32:24 No.39541271 View View Reply Original Report

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How do mammals lay eggs?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 28 Jul 2019 19:33:19 No.39541283 Report

Quoted By: >>39541285 >>39541286 >>39541300

they're pokemon, not mammals.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 28 Jul 2019 19:33:34 No.39541284 Report

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>>39541271
Are pokemon mammals?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 28 Jul 2019 19:33:37 No.39541285 Report

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>>39541283
/thread

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 28 Jul 2019 19:33:48 No.39541286 Report

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>>39541283
But it still needs to come out somewhere

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 28 Jul 2019 19:34:17 No.39541288 Report

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>>39541271
According to a NPC from X/Y, these aren´t eggs, but cradles.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 28 Jul 2019 19:34:53 No.39541292 Report

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They literally magic into existence the same way Arceus was

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 28 Jul 2019 19:35:02 No.39541293 Report

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>>39541271
>>39541286

Platypus and echidna are mammals and they lay eggs.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 28 Jul 2019 19:35:06 No.39541295 Report

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Um... Have you ever heard of a platypus? An echidna? There are real mammals that lay eggs OP, google it.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 28 Jul 2019 19:35:07 No.39541296 Report

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>>39541271
Platypuses

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 28 Jul 2019 19:35:52 No.39541300 Report

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>>39541284
>>39541283
Pokemon are beings of pure energy. XY confirmed this.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 28 Jul 2019 19:36:08 No.39541305 Report

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>>39541286
Butthole

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 28 Jul 2019 19:37:16 No.39541319 Report

Quoted By: >>39541323 >>39541358

>yet another richard acts like an autist for 50 posts thread
oh, they played this episode already today

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 28 Jul 2019 19:38:05 No.39541323 Report

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>>39541319
That's not one episode, that's the show

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 28 Jul 2019 19:39:01 No.39541333 Report

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>>39541300
So its just for aesthetics(a feature introduced in penguin that was never really fleshed out and instead of fleshing it out, there is a shit gimmick used in its place)? Ok, gotcha

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 28 Jul 2019 19:39:21 No.39541338 Report

Quoted By: >>39541370

>>39541271
They don't.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 28 Jul 2019 19:41:21 No.39541358 Report

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>>39541319
Something something Mew Crabhammer something

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 28 Jul 2019 19:42:33 No.39541370 Report

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>>39541338
Riddle me this then, why does the pokedex call them eggs?
I thought the pokedex never lied.
The pokedex objectively directly mentions seaking having spawning seasons.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 28 Jul 2019 19:46:41 No.39541415 Report

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>>39541370
See>>39541333

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 28 Jul 2019 19:47:11 No.39541419 Report

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>>39541271
From their penises

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 28 Jul 2019 19:47:50 No.39541422 Report

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>>39541370
>Seaking lays an egg
>puts it in an egg-like cradle
>egg hatches inside cradle
>baby goldeen grows up a little bit
>hatches from cradle

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 28 Jul 2019 19:59:39 No.39541519 Report

Quoted By: >>39541660

>>39541271
Ask a platypus, they're mammals and they lay eggs.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 28 Jul 2019 20:16:10 No.39541660 Report

Quoted By: >>39541678

>>39541519
The platypus basically is a real life Pokemon.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 28 Jul 2019 20:18:09 No.39541678 Report

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>>39541660
Kek, so true.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 28 Jul 2019 20:18:49 No.39541685 Report

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>>39541286
What's a cloaca, Alex?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 28 Jul 2019 20:18:51 No.39541686 Report

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Are we a joke to you?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 28 Jul 2019 20:20:00 No.39541698 Report

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>>39541686
thanks Australia

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 28 Jul 2019 20:41:08 No.39541898 Report

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They lay eggs because that's kid friendly and more convenient than having a pregnant Pokémon and having to take it with you and have a free space in your party.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 28 Jul 2019 20:45:18 No.39541926 Report

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>>39541271
By being monotremes

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 28 Jul 2019 20:54:33 No.39542021 Report

Quoted By: >>39542571 >>39542973

>>39541271
We see Arceus create an Egg (of a legendary, no less) out of nothing during the Sinjoh Ruins cutscene. He just does that for every time two pokemon breed without a second thought.
When the daycare workers say they have "no idea where the Egg came from" they're not fucking around.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 28 Jul 2019 20:58:53 No.39542063 Report

Quoted By: >>39542434

>>39541370
>I thought the pokedex never lied.
Sure, and if the Pokémon cradles are called literally eggs by the Pokédex, Arceus literally have 1000 arms.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 28 Jul 2019 21:48:17 No.39542434 Report

Quoted By: >>39542496

>>39542063
>what is an omnipresent and omnipotent metaphor
Objectively speaking autist patients are cognitive impaired regarding what it takes to understand metaphors because it is too abstract, so it's not really your fault

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 28 Jul 2019 21:54:02 No.39542496 Report

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>>39542434
Yes because being hotter than the sun is just a metaphor too. Fuck off you fucking apologist.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 28 Jul 2019 21:55:40 No.39542519 Report

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>>39541271
They don't. The eggs just magically appear

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 28 Jul 2019 22:01:08 No.39542571 Report

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>>39542021
Holy fucking shit. My mind has been blown.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 28 Jul 2019 22:05:05 No.39542611 Report

Quoted By: >>39542865 >>39543167 >>39544760

Pokemons can be mammals too, only mammals have breasts

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 28 Jul 2019 22:30:41 No.39542865 Report

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>>39542611
I want to be femdommed by 2 lopunny.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 28 Jul 2019 22:37:38 No.39542924 Report

Quoted By: >>39543264

>>39542865
>He wants to be bullied by 2 bunnies
>He wants to be pushed by 2 bunnies
>He wants to be squashed between by 2 bunnies after they worked out their bodies and being damped in their sweat
>He want to be spitted in the mouth by 2 bunnies
>He wants to be forced to smell armpits and butts by 2 bunnies
>He wants his face to be used as a seat by 2 bunnies

Imagine wanting all that haha, wouldn't that be humiliating? Haha

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 28 Jul 2019 22:40:29 No.39542955 Report

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>>39541271
Ask Platypus or the Echidna

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 28 Jul 2019 22:41:02 No.39542959 Report

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>>39541370
Where’s the Indian Elephants anon, where are they!?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 28 Jul 2019 22:42:26 No.39542972 Report

Quoted By: >>39542982 >>39543002

>>39541422
Poor Seaking, the cradle is a his body

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 28 Jul 2019 22:42:32 No.39542973 Report

Quoted By: >>39542999

>>39542021
What happens when a child has Arceus in a pokeball tossed in their PC?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 28 Jul 2019 22:42:48 No.39542975 Report

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>>39541286
Mouth

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 28 Jul 2019 22:43:29 No.39542982 Report

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>>39542972

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 28 Jul 2019 22:45:17 No.39542999 Report

Quoted By: >>39543022

>>39542973
Pssht, arceus cannot be contained by a pokeball. It just pretends to be there, then appears if needed.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 28 Jul 2019 22:45:30 No.39543002 Report

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>>39542982
>>39542972
Thinking Seadra but same gruesome outcome

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 28 Jul 2019 22:47:27 No.39543022 Report

Quoted By: >>39543039

>>39542999
True but also because Arceus is basically like the Christian god, hes extremely fucking lazy/apathic. He doesn't try to save himself probably because it doesn't even qualify as a hiccup to him.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 28 Jul 2019 22:49:18 No.39543039 Report

Quoted By: >>39545632

>>39543022
Arceus cant die, its all just a game at this point. We are arceus

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 28 Jul 2019 22:52:31 No.39543077 Report

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>>39541271
If a pokemon fucks me, will I lay eggs?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 28 Jul 2019 22:54:33 No.39543099 Report

Quoted By: >>39543114

>>39543077
You will if she fucks you with an ovipositor

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 28 Jul 2019 22:55:22 No.39543114 Report

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>>39543099
thats hot

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 28 Jul 2019 22:59:07 No.39543167 Report

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>>39542611
i remember this artist from a while ago. but i cant remember their name. they drew zangoose alot and i remember samurott too

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 28 Jul 2019 23:08:41 No.39543264 Report

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>>39542924
Keep going.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 28 Jul 2019 23:13:54 No.39543315 Report

Quoted By: >>39543321 >>39544739 >>39544845

>>39543077
No the baby will grow off you like a turmor requiring the blood other young trainers and their Pokemon grow, its nurtured off the tears the damned, and when it comes time to seperate from you, you must sacrifice a Xatu by breaking its neck and drinking its blood like you were chugging down a bottle coke signifying that all is lost that there no future your spawn has been born!

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 28 Jul 2019 23:14:56 No.39543321 Report

Quoted By: >>39543331

>>39543315
this is the most underaged post I've seen in 2019.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Sun 28 Jul 2019 23:15:53 No.39543331 Report

Quoted By: >>39544882

>>39543321
More like overaged. I'm 37 how old are you?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 29 Jul 2019 01:38:06 No.39544739 Report

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>>39543315
I haven't seen this image in years. Like, I think it was 2010/11 the last time I saw it.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 29 Jul 2019 01:39:52 No.39544760 Report

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>>39542611
I want to make her lay an egg

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 29 Jul 2019 01:48:14 No.39544845 Report

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>>39543315
OWWWWWW

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 29 Jul 2019 01:50:04 No.39544865 Report

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>>39544845
You do know what parody is right Anon?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 29 Jul 2019 01:52:01 No.39544882 Report

Quoted By: >>39545034

>>39543331
This is just sad then to be honest

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 29 Jul 2019 02:01:39 No.39544981 Report

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>>39541271
I want a swarm of Platypus and Echindnas to eat OP alive.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 29 Jul 2019 02:03:47 No.39545003 Report

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>>39543077
Depends, what genders are the Pokemon and you? And I guess if you are in the same egg group. The genders also determine what species your hypothetical child would be.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 29 Jul 2019 02:07:19 No.39545034 Report

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>>39544882
I think its sad that you think people can't have hobbies at age 37. I'm you in about 15-20 years.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 29 Jul 2019 02:35:46 No.39545263 Report

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>>39541271
IT COME OUT THEY PUSSY

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 29 Jul 2019 03:25:06 No.39545632 Report

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>>39543039
What is dead may never die, but rises again harder and stronger

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 29 Jul 2019 06:52:10 No.39546981 Report

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I found the contents of this thread disappointing.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 29 Jul 2019 09:59:35 No.39547560 Report

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>>39541271
They are Monotremata.

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