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*chugs a sixteen litre Mountain Dew while aimlessly throwing Doritos at my face*
E-Every P-P-P-Pokémon is someone's favorite, dweeb! *nervous farting*
Behold Tauros.
What's a Tauros, I hear you asking? Exactly. You don't know this thing; no one knows this thing. It's so fucking irrelevant that if excluded from SwSh, not a single soul on planet earth would even notice. You'll be too busy shitposting about Lopunny and masturbating, you fat disgusting freak.
And ask yourself this, my sweaty, corpulent friend: If you don't notice... how can you pretend to care?
E-Every P-P-P-Pokémon is someone's favorite, dweeb! *nervous farting*
Behold Tauros.
What's a Tauros, I hear you asking? Exactly. You don't know this thing; no one knows this thing. It's so fucking irrelevant that if excluded from SwSh, not a single soul on planet earth would even notice. You'll be too busy shitposting about Lopunny and masturbating, you fat disgusting freak.
And ask yourself this, my sweaty, corpulent friend: If you don't notice... how can you pretend to care?
