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ITT Pokémon you can probably beat in a fist fight

Anonymous Mon 29 Jul 2019 20:32:28 No.39551655 View View Reply Original Report

Quoted By: >>39551710 >>39551848 >>39551869 >>39552027 >>39552147 >>39552666 >>39552683 >>39553161

I wager beating a Froslass up is like tossing a top-heavy sock puppet around

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 29 Jul 2019 20:35:52 No.39551691 Report

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>you throw Froslass in the bin
>cursed body activates
>can no longer throw for the rest of your life
>can no longer use your right hand for much, despite the years of physiotherapy

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 29 Jul 2019 20:37:37 No.39551710 Report

Quoted By: >>39551749 >>39551986

>>39551655
Just a little Ratatta is capable of destroy the concrete in seconds with his incisors, fight with a Pokémon is futile, if a Ratatta can do that, imagine the other Pokémon.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 29 Jul 2019 20:38:50 No.39551724 Report

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I beat and squeezed Celebi.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 29 Jul 2019 20:42:03 No.39551749 Report

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>>39551710
Think of a hypothetical situation, like you’re walking home from the bathroom and a trainer challenges you, and you know you gotta square up by yourself because you don’t have a Pokémon to fight on your behalf

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 29 Jul 2019 20:52:26 No.39551848 Report

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>>39551655
>implying your ability is Scrappy

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 29 Jul 2019 20:53:57 No.39551869 Report

Quoted By: >>39552640

>>39551655
>fist fight
>against a ghost type
Anon, you are slightly retarded.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 29 Jul 2019 20:55:06 No.39551884 Report

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sunkern

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 29 Jul 2019 21:03:37 No.39551986 Report

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>>39551710
i would wear spiked shoes just for stomping ratatta's heads in without having to go through all the hassle of getting a pokemon out

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 29 Jul 2019 21:07:40 No.39552027 Report

Quoted By: >>39552584

>>39551655
My wife would kill you.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 29 Jul 2019 21:11:55 No.39552079 Report

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tyranitar

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 29 Jul 2019 21:13:22 No.39552087 Report

Quoted By: >>39552694

I beat and shove bugs inside you

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 29 Jul 2019 21:18:15 No.39552147 Report

Quoted By: >>39552640

>>39551655
not only is Froslass a ghost type but it has access to both Ice Punch AND Shadow Punch. I don't think you're getting out of this one alive buddy.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 29 Jul 2019 21:57:37 No.39552584 Report

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>>39552027
Your wife would kill you too, you’re just an object to her

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 29 Jul 2019 22:01:49 No.39552640 Report

Quoted By: >>39552752

>>39551869
>>39552147
I would hold her down and Lick her until her HP is depleted

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 29 Jul 2019 22:03:30 No.39552666 Report

Quoted By: >>39552695

>>39551655
one well aimed punch is all it takes to kill this piggy.
it doesn't even have proper hooves to fight back

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 29 Jul 2019 22:05:12 No.39552683 Report

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>>39551655
>Using a fighting type move on a ghost
Uhhhh

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 29 Jul 2019 22:06:14 No.39552694 Report

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>>39552087
Goddamnit, Masuda.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 29 Jul 2019 22:06:23 No.39552695 Report

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>>39552666
>trying to fist fight something that can fling you across the room with a thought
Good luck

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 29 Jul 2019 22:13:53 No.39552752 Report

Quoted By: >>39552771

>>39552640
Lick is weak, only advantage I can see is the chance of stunning with Paralysis
You’re better off biting if possible, Froslass are paper thin anyways

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 29 Jul 2019 22:16:06 No.39552771 Report

Quoted By: >>39552899 >>39553221

>>39552752
She's into Biting? I can work with that. Bite her till she's weak then Lick her until she's finished.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 29 Jul 2019 22:30:03 No.39552899 Report

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>>39552771
I'd nuzzle her. But only after the battle is over.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 29 Jul 2019 22:59:20 No.39553161 Report

Quoted By: >>39553177

>>39551655
None.
Even Magikarp is strong enough to jump over mountains using Splash.
The amount of force needed to fling its body over a mountain would kill a person if it used Splash on a human.
And yet, it does nothing to Pokemon.
There is no Pokemon that a human could conceivably beat in a fight.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 29 Jul 2019 23:01:44 No.39553177 Report

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>>39553161
>going to work when a Tyranitar jumps you
>use Karate Chop
>breaks its knees for the force of a 4x effectiveness and continue onwards

Anonymous

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Anonymous Mon 29 Jul 2019 23:05:35 No.39553221 Report

Quoted By: >>39553251

>>39552771
i’m trying to think of ways to conceivably beat a Pokémon in a fight, not romance them
quit harshing my mellow

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 29 Jul 2019 23:10:01 No.39553251 Report

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>>39553221
pokemon arent to be beaten. They are our wives

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