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Anonymous Tue 30 Jul 2019 03:33:47 No.39555307 View View Reply Original Report

Quoted By: >>39555321 >>39555322 >>39555327 >>39555341 >>39555349 >>39555367 >>39555391 >>39555692

Pokemon have no genitalia visible from the outside, humans cannot impregnate them, and you can’t prove otherwise.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 30 Jul 2019 03:35:05 No.39555320 Report

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I'll just rub my dick on them then.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 30 Jul 2019 03:35:07 No.39555321 Report

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>>39555307
Neither does your body pillow, and look how crusty that bitch is

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 30 Jul 2019 03:35:21 No.39555322 Report

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>>39555307
They have mouths though

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 30 Jul 2019 03:36:03 No.39555327 Report

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>>39555307
RAPIDASH(MALe)HASaBigHorSeKoK

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 30 Jul 2019 03:38:43 No.39555341 Report

Quoted By: >>39555558

>>39555307
Burden of proof is in you.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 30 Jul 2019 03:39:49 No.39555349 Report

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>>39555307
Neither does your mother but brave spelunkers found her caverns with enough work.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 30 Jul 2019 03:41:43 No.39555367 Report

Quoted By: >>39555372

>>39555307
Pokedex says other wise but i do agree with you that they are not meant to be used in a sexual way pokemon pee and poop too thats why they never out right say were eggs come from they probably wish the egg into existence

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 30 Jul 2019 03:42:39 No.39555372 Report

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>>39555367
>Pokedex says other wise
Where?

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 30 Jul 2019 03:46:36 No.39555391 Report

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>>39555307
Gamefreak can't mention sexual reproduction outright because they want that E rating so they act vague and expect you to put the pieces together.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 30 Jul 2019 03:47:04 No.39555393 Report

Quoted By: >>39555504 >>39555727

Most of the waifu/husbando mon would be horrible
>Most eeveelutions are too small
>Gardevoir might not have genitals but they would be some eldritch shit judging by egg group
>Rabbits shit almost a hundred times a day and now imagine them as human sized and you'll get lopunny
>Salazzle would sting like a motherfucker
>Tsreena doesn't have a hole and reproduces via pollen

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 30 Jul 2019 03:47:38 No.39555399 Report

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>>39555372
The pokedex is bullshit written by the trainers.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 30 Jul 2019 04:00:11 No.39555504 Report

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>>39555393
>Most eeveelutions are too small
The smallest one is 2'07" and quadrupeds are measured from the shoulders
>Gardevoir might not have genitals but they would be some eldritch shit judging by egg group
Sauce?
>Rabbits shit almost a hundred times a day and now imagine them as human sized and you'll get lopunny
Sauce?
>Salazzle would sting like a motherfucker
Sauce?
>Tsreena doesn't have a hole and reproduces via pollen
Sauce?

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 30 Jul 2019 04:06:05 No.39555558 Report

Quoted By: >>39555678

>>39555341
Any official artwork or 3D model of a Pokemon

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 30 Jul 2019 04:08:21 No.39555580 Report

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Fact: Pokegirls have no genitalia visible from the outside, humans cannot impregnate them, and you can’t prove otherwise.

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Anonymous Tue 30 Jul 2019 04:18:29 No.39555656 Report

Quoted By: >>39555689 >>39555690 >>39555705 >>39555721 >>39555735

Fact: this thread was meant to draw the attention to the handful of dogfuckers who have been flooding the board today. You're all pathetic embarrassments to your families, your friends, and the Pokemon fandom as a whole. Do the only thing you're good at and kill yourselves.

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Anonymous Tue 30 Jul 2019 04:20:15 No.39555678 Report

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>>39555558
That only supports one of the OP's claims.
And it's not even true anyways.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 30 Jul 2019 04:21:58 No.39555689 Report

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>>39555656

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Anonymous Tue 30 Jul 2019 04:22:11 No.39555690 Report

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>>39555656
Cringe faggot

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 30 Jul 2019 04:22:15 No.39555692 Report

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>>39555307
>humans cannot impregnate them
Nice! I don’t have to worry about wearing protection.

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Anonymous Tue 30 Jul 2019 04:23:52 No.39555705 Report

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>>39555656
>seething this hard over the change in rules

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 30 Jul 2019 04:24:14 No.39555709 Report

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>>39555690
I cringe whenever I see one of you barney suit wearing fucks acting like people should give you the time of day

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Anonymous Tue 30 Jul 2019 04:25:10 No.39555711 Report

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>>39555709
I JUST WANT HEADPATS AWOOOOO YIFF YIFF

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Anonymous Tue 30 Jul 2019 04:26:30 No.39555721 Report

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>>39555656
The rules have changed baby!

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 30 Jul 2019 04:27:09 No.39555727 Report

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>>39555393
Hug only should be fine

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Anonymous Tue 30 Jul 2019 04:27:55 No.39555735 Report

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>>39555656
Dress d to dab on this seething frogfag

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 30 Jul 2019 04:29:03 No.39555743 Report

Quoted By: >>39555756 >>39555769

>>39555721
The rules can change all they want
That doesn't mean your family loves you or your pets don't cower in fear when you're around

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 30 Jul 2019 04:30:29 No.39555756 Report

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>>39555743
>projecting this hard
Talk about cringe

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 30 Jul 2019 04:32:03 No.39555769 Report

Quoted By: >>39555781

>>39555743
Well your mother wasn’t cowering while I was yiffing her like the bitch she was.

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Anonymous Tue 30 Jul 2019 04:34:26 No.39555781 Report

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>>39555769
HOLY BASADO
HOW WILL THIS FAG EVER RECOVER

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