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Anonymous Tue 30 Jul 2019 04:50:06 No.39555890 View View Reply Original Report

Quoted By: >>39555896 >>39555912 >>39556215 >>39556234 >>39556324 >>39556553 >>39558185 >>39559460 >>39561317 >>39561336

>son is hugging him
>still looks angry

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 30 Jul 2019 04:50:47 No.39555896 Report

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>>39555890
Because it’s his addopted sun

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 30 Jul 2019 04:51:55 No.39555912 Report

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>>39555890
"This kid's wings shouldn't bend like that"

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 30 Jul 2019 05:41:06 No.39556215 Report

Quoted By: >>39556318 >>39556322 >>39556414 >>39557381 >>39557472 >>39557563 >>39558036 >>39558239 >>39558321 >>39561039 >>39563021

>>39555890
Is that motherfucking toucan
a literal
motherfucking
toucan
being sold to me like it's a pokemon?

Fuck Game Freak.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 30 Jul 2019 05:46:07 No.39556234 Report

Quoted By: >>39560971

>>39555890
>I never should’ve beak blasted that decidueye bitch.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 30 Jul 2019 06:02:17 No.39556318 Report

Quoted By: >>39556527

>>39556215
Yet stupid parents and kids buy hundreds of plushies
The real thing that needs to be boycotted is the merchandise, otherwise we will never hit them where it hurts.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 30 Jul 2019 06:03:16 No.39556322 Report

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>>39556215
Sooo he is adorable
>Haiting the pissed off toucan
Are u a gay?

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 30 Jul 2019 06:03:40 No.39556324 Report

Quoted By: >>39556346 >>39562592

>>39555890
Considering how much of a failure his son is, I don't blame him.

>YOU ATE WHAT?

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 30 Jul 2019 06:08:08 No.39556346 Report

Quoted By: >>39556347 >>39556350 >>39556389 >>39556579 >>39560950

>>39556324
Would you really want your son to fully evolve if it means becoming the ugliest Pokemon in ths series?

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 30 Jul 2019 06:08:41 No.39556347 Report

Quoted By: >>39556352

>>39556346
Edgy bow owl is farthest from ugly in series u retard

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 30 Jul 2019 06:09:36 No.39556350 Report

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>>39556346
But anon that's not
me________

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 30 Jul 2019 06:09:56 No.39556352 Report

Quoted By: >>39556356

>>39556347
>numale glasses owlcuck
>edgy
???

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 30 Jul 2019 06:10:42 No.39556356 Report

Quoted By: >>39556364

>>39556352
>buzzwords
Yup it’s nothing

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 30 Jul 2019 06:11:26 No.39556364 Report

Quoted By: >>39556370

>>39556356
>my buzzwords are better than yours!

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 30 Jul 2019 06:13:17 No.39556370 Report

Quoted By: >>39556385 >>39556423 >>39556426

>>39556364
I didn’t use buzzwords u seething retard

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 30 Jul 2019 06:15:34 No.39556385 Report

Quoted By: >>39556435

>>39556370
>glasses is a buzzword
>edgy isn't
You're retarded

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 30 Jul 2019 06:15:48 No.39556389 Report

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>>39556346
>ugliest Pokemon in ths series
Not even the ugliest starter in the Gen 7

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 30 Jul 2019 06:18:51 No.39556414 Report

Quoted By: >>39560293 >>39564321

>>39556215
Is SM/USUM your first Pokémon game?

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 30 Jul 2019 06:19:58 No.39556423 Report

Quoted By: >>39556435

>>39556370
>I didn't use buzzwords
>Uses seething

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 30 Jul 2019 06:20:40 No.39556426 Report

Quoted By: >>39556435

>>39556370
You fucking started your post with a buzzword

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 30 Jul 2019 06:22:25 No.39556435 Report

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>>39556385
>>39556426
>>39556423
All these seething butthurt retards
hahahha cry moar shitters

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 30 Jul 2019 06:37:41 No.39556527 Report

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>>39556318
Wait, did they make a Toucanon plush?

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 30 Jul 2019 06:44:08 No.39556553 Report

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>>39555890
It's not angry; it just has Resting Bitch Face Syndrome. It's a curse.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 30 Jul 2019 06:52:03 No.39556579 Report

Quoted By: >>39556678 >>39557558

>>39556346
>Toucannon banged the ugliest pokemon in the series to produce rowlet.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 30 Jul 2019 07:12:52 No.39556678 Report

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>>39556579
Wasn't it implied to be a lost egg?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 30 Jul 2019 09:53:32 No.39557381 Report

Quoted By: >>39564309

>>39556215
Toucans aren't that big.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 30 Jul 2019 10:22:35 No.39557472 Report

Quoted By: >>39558302

>>39556215
No, it’s a Toucan with Angry Eyes (TM). That makes it the most Genwunnish of the Alola pokemon.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 30 Jul 2019 10:47:13 No.39557558 Report

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>>39556579
Cacturne can bang Jynx to produce Smoochum.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 30 Jul 2019 10:49:59 No.39557563 Report

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>>39556215
how do you feel about wooloo?

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 30 Jul 2019 12:32:07 No.39558036 Report

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>>39556215
No shut up its a Toucan™

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 30 Jul 2019 13:02:54 No.39558185 Report

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>>39555890
Silly Anon, Dads aren't allowed to show positive emotions!

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 30 Jul 2019 13:13:39 No.39558239 Report

Quoted By: >>39558800 >>39559965 >>39560293 >>39564321

>>39556215
Is that a motherfucking passer montanus
a literal
motherfucking
passer montanus
beint sold to me like it's a pokemon?

Fuck Game Freak.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 30 Jul 2019 13:25:23 No.39558302 Report

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>>39557472
This is why I love it. Nice simple design but definitely Pokemon-ized.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 30 Jul 2019 13:28:31 No.39558321 Report

Quoted By: >>39564321

>>39556215
Its a literal motherfucking pile of sludge
a literal
motherfucking
pile of sludge
being sold to me like it's a pokemon?

Fuck Game Freak.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 30 Jul 2019 14:56:22 No.39558787 Report

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The only good pokémon are the formless ones based off of ethereal concepts we cannot comprehend

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 30 Jul 2019 15:00:08 No.39558800 Report

Quoted By: >>39558819

>>39558239

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 30 Jul 2019 15:03:20 No.39558819 Report

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>>39558800
I don't like your bird, he/she seems unamused, and pretty judgmental.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 30 Jul 2019 16:37:43 No.39559460 Report

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>>39555890
I feel like eating some Cocoa Puffs all of a sudden, anyone else?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 30 Jul 2019 17:49:03 No.39559965 Report

Quoted By: >>39560160

>>39558239
Pidgey is a skylark

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 30 Jul 2019 18:17:38 No.39560160 Report

Quoted By: >>39560312 >>39564374

>>39559965
This is what happens when children who's experience with the outside world is restricted to personal devotion

to video games.

They can't even recognize a FUCKING SKYLARK when they see one.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 30 Jul 2019 18:33:24 No.39560293 Report

Quoted By: >>39564373

>>39556414
>>39558239

Ekans has distinctive colors and patterning and Pidgey has distinct face design. Toucannon is JUST a toucan

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 30 Jul 2019 18:35:21 No.39560312 Report

Quoted By: >>39560897

>>39560160
Aggron is a fucking useless shitmon.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 30 Jul 2019 19:42:03 No.39560897 Report

Quoted By: >>39564349

>>39560312
You be respectful when Aggron is around or you better beLIEVE he's gonna Megavolve your modern ass.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 30 Jul 2019 19:47:54 No.39560950 Report

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>>39556346
rowlet evolves into goodra?

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 30 Jul 2019 19:49:58 No.39560971 Report

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>>39556234
The Toucannon is actually the mama. The papa is the Trumbeak.

Rowlet was simply adopted.

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 30 Jul 2019 19:59:15 No.39561039 Report

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>>39556215
He’s just following his nose anon

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 30 Jul 2019 20:31:58 No.39561317 Report

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>>39555890
froot loops lookin mfer

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 30 Jul 2019 20:34:28 No.39561336 Report

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>>39555890

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 30 Jul 2019 22:49:52 No.39562592 Report

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>>39556324
Unless Rowlet is secretly Torterra, Noivern, or Torkoal, he's no failure

Anonymous

Anonymous Tue 30 Jul 2019 23:40:32 No.39563021 Report

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>>39556215
The true voice of the incineroar cuck

Anonymous

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Anonymous Tue 30 Jul 2019 23:45:14 No.39563059 Report

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>>39563021
I don't know who insanierwhore is.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 31 Jul 2019 02:41:36 No.39564309 Report

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>>39557381
They are quite aggressive and predatory though

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 31 Jul 2019 02:43:44 No.39564321 Report

Quoted By: >>39564373

>>39556414
Snakes aren't purple.

>>39558239
Pidgey doesn't look like any specific actual bird. Its head is a completely different shape and its beak/feet are different colors from the bird you're describing.

>>39558321
Real piles of sludge aren't living and don't have eyes, arms, and a mouth.

Seethe harder underagefags.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 31 Jul 2019 02:48:17 No.39564349 Report

Quoted By: >>39564375

>>39560897
Mega Evolution? What's that? Can Aggron Ggantamax, though?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 31 Jul 2019 02:52:43 No.39564373 Report

Quoted By: >>39564385 >>39564393

>>39560293
>>39564321
>Snakes aren't purple.

Eat shit.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Amblyodipsas

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 31 Jul 2019 02:53:00 No.39564374 Report

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>>39560160
Or maybe skylarks just aren't around wherever that person lives.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 31 Jul 2019 02:53:06 No.39564375 Report

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>>39564349
He ImmediateBlow your pussy-ass, that's for sure. Aggron has a Hard-ON for blasting pedophiles into the stratosphere with his tail tip.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 31 Jul 2019 02:54:35 No.39564385 Report

Quoted By: >>39564395

>>39564373
Anon, I'm sorry to say this, but I'm afraid you're colorblind. Also the species isn't a rattlesnake so even if you weren't colorblind it still wouldn't be like Ekans.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 31 Jul 2019 02:55:45 No.39564393 Report

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>>39564373
Even if that snake was purple it still lacks the defining markings Ekans has

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 31 Jul 2019 02:56:13 No.39564395 Report

Quoted By: >>39564452

>>39564385
>Anon, I'm sorry to say this, but I'm afraid you're colorblind.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Amblyodipsas
>Amblyodipsas is a genus of snakes found in Africa. Currently, 9 species are recognized.[1][2] These snakes are often known as purple-glossed snakes

Drink piss.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 31 Jul 2019 03:04:20 No.39564452 Report

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>>39564395
I'll ambulate your dip ass all over the place you vaginamycuntalotta.

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