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>full of the french
>kids that stalk you and call you their best friends when you just met
>Lucario humps your leg
>Korrina encourages it
>Event pawns her 'beloved' pet on you
>Camera guy follows you around
>You're convinced Korrina hired him to take pic
>Not going to happen as you tossed Lucario off the battle tower when Korrina's back was turned
>Scared the other Lucario into silence by telling him he'd be next
>Go sightseeing, the eiffel tower tower is lorded over by Data from the goonies
>He tries to kick your ass but can't because hes a NERD
>You decide to try a haunted house
>Only thing there is a jew that tries to extort you.... big surprise.
>'friends' want to go to the next city
>You give them the finger there is a port nearby and your getting the fuck out of this strange place
>On a ship to Alola region
>Maybe everything will be better
