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Anonymous Sun 04 Aug 2019 21:55:07 No.39603922 View View Reply Original Report

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Anonymous Sun 04 Aug 2019 22:00:33 No.39603966 Report

Quoted By: >>39605333

hahaha guys WHAT IF gardevor BUT hear me out guys WHAT IF *wheezes* penis *passes out*

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 04 Aug 2019 22:03:50 No.39603997 Report

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>>39603922
I played this when I was 8. I didn't have any of games at the time so this along with Pokemon Indigo was as close as I was going to get.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 04 Aug 2019 22:05:42 No.39604010 Report

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bugs in anus hahahha!!!

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 04 Aug 2019 22:06:42 No.39604020 Report

Quoted By: >>39604069

>>39603922
I just realized I have no idea who Mccain actually was. At first I thought he was Clinton's rapey husband, and then Joe Biden.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 04 Aug 2019 22:06:55 No.39604023 Report

Quoted By: >>39605332

>>39603922
When will Americans learn that not everything needs politics?

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 04 Aug 2019 22:12:05 No.39604069 Report

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>>39604020
A pretty decent guy, actually, who was well-respected before and after the race, and who was incredibly against all of the hatemongering towards Obama even as Dems started to shit on him and turn the race dirty.

/pol/ retroactively started to hate him for being a Neocon, when 95% of them don't even know what that means.

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 04 Aug 2019 22:45:02 No.39604356 Report

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>>39603922
I want to make a Pokemon parody bingo sheet anyone wanna help? Here’s what I got:

>"Professor Oak is having sex with your Mom"
>Pokemon is killed instead of knocked out.
>Make up a new professor and call him "Professor Tree"
>"Lol you can't move past a small tree!"
>"Pokemon is slavery!"
>"Ash is still 10 years old after 20 years!"
>Sex, drugs, killing and cursing. (We need "mature" humor when talking about a game geard towards seven year olds!)
>Emphasizing "balls" when saying Pokeballs.
>"Oak can't tell your gender."
>"GameFreak will make chair Pokemon next gen!"
>"Day Care doesn't know where eggs come from heeheehee!" (because sex aren't I funny?)
>"What if the rules of this fantasy world that was never intended to have realism applied to it was realistic?"
>"Fairies beat Dragons lol!"
>"Why doesn't Team Rocket use guns?"
>Only show Gen 1 Pokemon unless it's cherry picked Pokemon like Vanilluxe, Trubbish or Klefki
>"Oh my Arceus!" (Get it? because Arceus is like god! I'm so clever!)
>"Zubats in cave!"

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Anonymous Sun 04 Aug 2019 22:48:35 No.39604392 Report

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>>39603922
Hit him with pails of water

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Anonymous Sun 04 Aug 2019 22:49:51 No.39604406 Report

Quoted By: >>39605044 >>39606750 >>39607065

>when you spend your entire life advocating for the republican party and believing that they are the true party of the people who will keep america united in the face of international hostility and then a year before you kick the bucket some jersey mook with a shitty tan wins the election by posting racist memes calls you a coward, makes fun of you for being held prisoner by the vietnames and orders your entire party to treat you like a pariah and you die being the primary target of hate and virtriol from the very party you spent your life defending

Anonymous

Anonymous Sun 04 Aug 2019 22:51:31 No.39604421 Report

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>>39604356
using guns at all, or a fakemon designed from a gun

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 05 Aug 2019 00:03:37 No.39605044 Report

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>>39604406
>when you spend your entire life advocating for the republican party and believing that they are the true party of the people who will keep america united in the face of international hostility

imagine actually believing this, about any politician

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 05 Aug 2019 00:04:35 No.39605052 Report

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>>39603922
Pokemon go to the polls

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 05 Aug 2019 00:09:15 No.39605096 Report

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>>39604356
Prostitute Ditto. Innuendos with Harden, Pound, etc.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 05 Aug 2019 00:09:28 No.39605099 Report

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>>39605044
I don't know if that's what he actually did, but I think that's what he actually thought he was doing, although that was naive of him.

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Anonymous Mon 05 Aug 2019 00:26:30 No.39605222 Report

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>>39604356
Dorkly is the free space.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 05 Aug 2019 00:36:36 No.39605308 Report

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>>39605222
There are enough free spaces for a full-board bingo.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 05 Aug 2019 00:39:47 No.39605332 Report

Quoted By: >>39605365

>>39604023
When will you learn to stop letting America live rent free in your head

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 05 Aug 2019 00:39:51 No.39605333 Report

Quoted By: >>39606612

>>39603966
but anon gardevoir penis is very good for you and sucking on them gives you very important vitamins and nutrients that help you grow big and strong

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 05 Aug 2019 00:43:09 No.39605365 Report

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>>39605332
>implying America didn't force its way into everything

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Anonymous Mon 05 Aug 2019 00:46:35 No.39605397 Report

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>>39604356
There's the ever-reliable
>"name your rival something offensive!"

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 05 Aug 2019 01:13:49 No.39605650 Report

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>>39605365
>"ree America has more influence than my irrelevant country ever will"

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 05 Aug 2019 03:58:33 No.39606612 Report

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>>39605333
To be honest I'd probably think higher of you if you thirst over futa Gardevoir rather than make unfunny jokes

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 05 Aug 2019 04:02:33 No.39606635 Report

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>>39604356
doduo flies without wings

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 05 Aug 2019 04:10:24 No.39606690 Report

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>>39604356
You forgot the biggest offender
>does anything at all
>"It's super effective!"

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 05 Aug 2019 04:20:45 No.39606750 Report

Quoted By: >>39606786

>>39604406
McCain will always be “that one good Republican” to me.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 05 Aug 2019 04:26:46 No.39606786 Report

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>>39606750
He's just as bad of the rest of them. Who cares what he says, he voted for all the same shit they did. Couldnt fly a plane for shit either

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 05 Aug 2019 04:44:26 No.39606880 Report

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>>39604356
>Evolution is ackchyually just metamorphosis!
>Lol, just use another move instead of the designated HM to bypass the obstacle!
>How is a Pokémon not able to do x?! Lore says it should be able to though!

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 05 Aug 2019 05:29:07 No.39607065 Report

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>>39604406
McCain was a leftist meat puppet. A worthless neocon who abused his position by irresponsibly dying in office must likely at the behest of his keepers.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 05 Aug 2019 07:46:08 No.39607552 Report

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>>39604356
Zubats everywhere hur durr

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 05 Aug 2019 07:48:56 No.39607559 Report

Quoted By: >>39607656

>>39604356
GARY MOTHERFUCKING OAK SHOWS UP WHILE YOU'RE ABOUT TO REACH THE POKÉMON CENTER even though this never happened in any game.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 05 Aug 2019 07:50:25 No.39607561 Report

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>Alakazam and Arceus controlled by 10yo xDDD
>Kangaskhan hatches with its baby
>your rival challenges you when you want to heal
>just fly on pidgey

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 05 Aug 2019 07:53:09 No.39607565 Report

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>>39603922
>little kid catches poke god and names it "asshat" XDDDDDDDDDDDDD

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 05 Aug 2019 07:55:58 No.39607573 Report

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>>39605222
Good edit. Made me giggle

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 05 Aug 2019 08:06:52 No.39607593 Report

Quoted By: >>39607637

>>39605222
Never watched Dorkly, what's wrong with it exactly?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 05 Aug 2019 08:30:34 No.39607637 Report

Quoted By: >>39607834

>>39607593
Almost every one of their videos boils down to
>"What if this game was realistic."
or
>"What if this game was like another game."
The humor of it dries up super fast. They have the occasional good video but 90% of it is beating horses that were already dead before they were even a thing.

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 05 Aug 2019 08:39:01 No.39607656 Report

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>>39607559
This. When people whine about rivals not being dicks and mention Blue as an example I get very confused. Are people really sensitive enough that they thought the Gen 1 rival was a dick?

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 05 Aug 2019 09:38:56 No.39607834 Report

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>>39607637
imagine being the intern who has to come up with that shit

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 05 Aug 2019 10:00:54 No.39607912 Report

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>>39604069
he was a warmongerer and a traitor
kys for thinking someone is decent because they act nice in public

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Anonymous Mon 05 Aug 2019 12:47:35 No.39608565 Report

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Anonymous Mon 05 Aug 2019 12:49:13 No.39608572 Report

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Anonymous Mon 05 Aug 2019 12:50:20 No.39608578 Report

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>>39608572

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Anonymous Mon 05 Aug 2019 12:51:55 No.39608585 Report

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>>39608578

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Anonymous Mon 05 Aug 2019 12:53:12 No.39608593 Report

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>>39604356
>Only two characters are Ash and Misty (free space)

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Anonymous Mon 05 Aug 2019 12:53:51 No.39608596 Report

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>>39608585

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Anonymous Mon 05 Aug 2019 12:54:35 No.39608600 Report

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>>39603922
I miss these guys. These new Democrats are all socialists. Trump's all right, though.

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Anonymous Mon 05 Aug 2019 12:55:20 No.39608608 Report

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Anonymous Mon 05 Aug 2019 12:56:23 No.39608617 Report

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Anonymous Mon 05 Aug 2019 13:02:03 No.39608656 Report

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>>39604356
>Wailord is big and crushes everyone when it comes out of its Pokeball!

Anonymous

Anonymous Mon 05 Aug 2019 15:18:26 No.39609696 Report

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>>39608578
>Bin Nicht Eingeladen

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