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Anonymous Wed 07 Aug 2019 05:17:29 No.39624987 View View Reply Original Report

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Pick a pokemon. Any one will do. The first 8 will be picked.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 07 Aug 2019 05:17:48 No.39624988 Report

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>>39624987
*the first post ending in 8

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 07 Aug 2019 05:18:05 No.39624992 Report

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Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 07 Aug 2019 05:18:11 No.39624994 Report

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raichu

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 07 Aug 2019 05:18:31 No.39624997 Report

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>>39624987
Ditto

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 07 Aug 2019 05:18:53 No.39624999 Report

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>>39624987
vulpix

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 07 Aug 2019 05:18:55 No.39625000 Report

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my boy the tree

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 07 Aug 2019 05:19:00 No.39625001 Report

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>>39624987
garchomp

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 07 Aug 2019 05:19:22 No.39625003 Report

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>>39624987
Fug

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 07 Aug 2019 05:19:34 No.39625004 Report

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>>39624987
Spoink

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 07 Aug 2019 05:20:23 No.39625008 Report

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>>39624988
So what did you pick?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 07 Aug 2019 05:20:25 No.39625009 Report

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>>39624987
Lord Chin Chin

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 07 Aug 2019 05:20:38 No.39625011 Report

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>>39624999
>>39625000
Two trips less than five seconds apart.
4 decides which.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 07 Aug 2019 05:21:21 No.39625014 Report

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>>39624987
Cosmog

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 07 Aug 2019 05:21:47 No.39625016 Report

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>>39624987
Tentaquil

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 07 Aug 2019 05:21:58 No.39625018 Report

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>>39625011
Donald Trump

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 07 Aug 2019 05:22:17 No.39625023 Report

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>>39624987
Stunfisk

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 07 Aug 2019 05:22:47 No.39625028 Report

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>>39625011
The tree

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 07 Aug 2019 05:23:30 No.39625031 Report

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>>39625011
Vulpix

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 07 Aug 2019 05:23:45 No.39625032 Report

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>>39625011
vul

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 07 Aug 2019 05:24:17 No.39625034 Report

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>>39625028
Eight. Close enough.
Let us begin

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 07 Aug 2019 05:24:28 No.39625035 Report

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>>39625008
Wait, what do you pick? Also, if this post is an eight, I choose Torterra

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 07 Aug 2019 05:24:55 No.39625037 Report

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>>39625034
>The fpbp
>Bianca's huge tits
>Donald Trump
>a tree
What sort of team are you making, OP

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 07 Aug 2019 05:26:23 No.39625045 Report

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>>39625034
You're gonna fug the tree, aren't you?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 07 Aug 2019 05:27:24 No.39625049 Report

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>>39625034
Wait what are you going to do to my boy?

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 07 Aug 2019 05:28:01 No.39625051 Report

Quoted By: >>39625057

>>39625045
FUCK THE TREE FUCK THE TREE FUCK THE TREE FUCK THE TREE

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 07 Aug 2019 05:28:46 No.39625057 Report

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>>39625051
What if I want to be fucked by the tree instead?

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 07 Aug 2019 05:29:31 No.39625059 Report

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>>39625057
Well then I MUST FUCK THE TREE FUCK THE TREE FUCK THE TREE

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 07 Aug 2019 05:30:39 No.39625062 Report

Quoted By: >>39625074 >>39625076 >>39625078 >>39625079 >>39625085 >>39625090 >>39625093 >>39625094 >>39625177

>A cool breeze wakes you up from a good night's rest next to a small stream. You shake off the dew that condensed on your tree overnight as you make your way back towards the city. You're not entirely sure what brought you out to the forest (perhaps you just felt like photosynthesizing), but nonetheless, you're awake and refreshed and ready to head back.
>Then again, the little path next to the clearing is mighty tempting. You don't have work today, so what's the harm in exploring the forest a bit? Not exactly something you've done since you were a young Grottle years ago.
>Well? What will you do? Follow the path or head back to the city?
>Multiples of 16 decides.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 07 Aug 2019 05:31:03 No.39625065 Report

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>>39625011
vulpix

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 07 Aug 2019 05:32:35 No.39625074 Report

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>>39625062
I go back to sleep

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 07 Aug 2019 05:32:44 No.39625076 Report

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>>39625062
Stay where I am and masturbate

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 07 Aug 2019 05:32:49 No.39625078 Report

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>>39625062
Head back to the city

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 07 Aug 2019 05:32:53 No.39625079 Report

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>>39625062
Follow the path

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 07 Aug 2019 05:33:52 No.39625085 Report

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>>39625062
Follow the path

Anonymous

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Anonymous Wed 07 Aug 2019 05:34:32 No.39625090 Report

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>>39625062
Transform back into my true form

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 07 Aug 2019 05:35:21 No.39625093 Report

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>>39625062
Throw myself off the nearest cliff!

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 07 Aug 2019 05:35:24 No.39625094 Report

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>>39625062
Path

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 07 Aug 2019 05:35:54 No.39625098 Report

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>>39625076
>As the thought of masturbation crosses your mind, you immediately brush it out, as you discovered long ago that your arms were too stubby to reach your penis.
>The multiples still stand

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 07 Aug 2019 05:38:03 No.39625117 Report

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>>39625098
City.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 07 Aug 2019 05:38:07 No.39625119 Report

Quoted By: >>39625237

>>39625098
Destroy the city

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 07 Aug 2019 05:38:26 No.39625121 Report

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>>39625098
Follow the path

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 07 Aug 2019 05:40:09 No.39625129 Report

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>>39625098
Path plz

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 07 Aug 2019 05:40:14 No.39625131 Report

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>>39625098
Fuck every human woman in the city with my gargantuan terracock

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 07 Aug 2019 05:40:27 No.39625135 Report

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Earthquake the city in the name of white Sharia

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 07 Aug 2019 05:41:36 No.39625149 Report

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>>39625098
Eat a child in the city

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 07 Aug 2019 05:42:16 No.39625150 Report

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>>39625098
a mix of
>>39625135
and
>>39625131

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 07 Aug 2019 05:43:17 No.39625156 Report

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>>39625098
Screech in a fit of random autistic rage

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 07 Aug 2019 05:44:00 No.39625159 Report

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>>39625150
Rolling for this guy

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 07 Aug 2019 05:44:27 No.39625161 Report

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>>39625098
Follow the path

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 07 Aug 2019 05:45:06 No.39625166 Report

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GIVE ME MY FUCKING DIGITS

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 07 Aug 2019 05:45:32 No.39625171 Report

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>>39625098
Think about how cold it is, and then go home.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 07 Aug 2019 05:45:55 No.39625173 Report

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>>39625098
Path

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 07 Aug 2019 05:46:04 No.39625175 Report

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>>39625098
Jump off the nearest cliff

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 07 Aug 2019 05:46:13 No.39625176 Report

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>>39625098
City

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 07 Aug 2019 05:46:30 No.39625177 Report

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>>39625062
Head to the forest and fuck the waifumons, then run into my exwife, Lilligant, who has custody over the kids.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 07 Aug 2019 05:46:55 No.39625179 Report

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>>39625098
Stop wasting my time and make a decision.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 07 Aug 2019 05:47:43 No.39625187 Report

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>>39625098
Rub myself off on the nearest pokemon and cum buckets, drowning every creature in this goddamn forest

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 07 Aug 2019 05:47:50 No.39625189 Report

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>>39625098
CITY damnit

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 07 Aug 2019 05:48:44 No.39625196 Report

Quoted By: >>39625211 >>39625227 >>39625237 >>39625240

Eat a child in the city after earthquaking it in the name of white sharia and raping the female citizens with my gargantuan terracock obviously.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 07 Aug 2019 05:48:51 No.39625197 Report

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>>39625098
SHITY CITY

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 07 Aug 2019 05:49:04 No.39625198 Report

Quoted By: >>39625237

>>39625177
>>39625131
>>39625135
>>39625187

Rolling for all of these

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 07 Aug 2019 05:50:12 No.39625211 Report

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>>39625196
96 is a multiple of 16

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 07 Aug 2019 05:50:55 No.39625216 Report

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>>39625098
City please. Don’t listen to those other retards

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 07 Aug 2019 05:52:00 No.39625223 Report

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>>39625098
Go to the therapist. I'm having disturbing thoughts. I'm not a dark type, I shouldn't be thinking of these types of things!

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 07 Aug 2019 05:52:34 No.39625227 Report

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>>39625196
>>39625216
OP where is my fanfic??

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 07 Aug 2019 05:55:37 No.39625237 Report

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>>39625076
>>39625090
>>39625093
>>39625119
>>39625131
>>39625135
>>39625149
>>39625150
>>39625156
>>39625159
>>39625175
>>39625177
>>39625187
>>39625196
>>39625198

>All these fucking retards and perverts trying to ruin what could be a fun and comfy adventure
Fucking cringe

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 07 Aug 2019 05:56:17 No.39625240 Report

Quoted By: >>39625245 >>39625247 >>39625249 >>39625251 >>39625254

>>39625196
>An odd thought crosses your mind. Something about committing atrocities. Well, nonetheless, the peaceful environment of the forest has eased your mind of those thoughts. Perhaps a friendly Hypno snacked on those disturbing thoughts as you slept.
>>39625216
>Right, it was nice here but it's time to head back.
>You amble towards the city, wondering why you were in the forest in the first place, as not much of last night is clear in your mind yet.
>Upon checking your shell, you see that your phone is now in service range. You have a missed call from your Gurdurr friend and an unknown number.
>How considerate, he left a voicemail!
>"Hey, man! Where've you been? You kinda walked off last night and missed all the fun! Tim's bachelor party was a blast!"
>Typical bro attitude. He's been a friend of yours for a while, at least.
>Upon reaching the city, where do you go? To visit Gurdurr? To your house? Where indeed?
>Four ending decides.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 07 Aug 2019 05:58:01 No.39625245 Report

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>>39625240
Eww, I'm friends with a Gurdurr? I'll go to his house though.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 07 Aug 2019 05:58:20 No.39625247 Report

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>>39625240
Peacefully and calmly use earthquake

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 07 Aug 2019 05:58:32 No.39625249 Report

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>>39625240
Visit Gurdurr. I don't remember last night and need answers.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 07 Aug 2019 05:59:28 No.39625251 Report

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>>39625240
Lets go to the hospital

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 07 Aug 2019 05:59:49 No.39625254 Report

Quoted By: >>39625275 >>39625304

>>39625240
Depends on second digit. If odd, go to Gurdurr's home. If even, go to my home. If dubs, go to Tim's home.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 07 Aug 2019 06:03:39 No.39625275 Report

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>>39625254
I guess visit Gurdurr then.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 07 Aug 2019 06:05:54 No.39625287 Report

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>>39625011
Da tree

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 07 Aug 2019 06:10:23 No.39625304 Report

Quoted By: >>39625319 >>39625321 >>39625327 >>39625330 >>39625340 >>39625342 >>39625358

>>39625254
>Gurdurr should have some answers, perhaps he can explain what exactly happened last night.
>You input a voice command on your phone to call up Gurdurr
>"Oh hey, nice to hear from ya!" his voice calls out from the phone "Where have ya been?"
>"Well I was actually calling about that! I can't remember a thing from last night. Can ya jog my memory?"
>You hear a subtle chuckle on the other end "Damn, dude, you really can't handle your champagne, can you? Weeeeeell, since ya gotta know, last night was Tim's bachelor party! We all got kinda fucked up, but you were really feeling out of it. Didn't even meet us back at his place, you just kinda said like... 'I gotta go check something' and then headed out."
>You're trying to remember all of this... some hazy scenes pop into your head... a muk serving the drinks... an ace of spades playing card on his suit... Chesnaught getting hit in the head by a ceiling fan...
>What now? Ask Gurdurr for more help? Visit home? Visit the bar?
>Whatever you choose, multiples of eight decide.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 07 Aug 2019 06:12:33 No.39625319 Report

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>>39625304
Visit the bar

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 07 Aug 2019 06:12:51 No.39625321 Report

Quoted By: >>39625327

>>39625304
Loudly scream into the phone

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 07 Aug 2019 06:13:52 No.39625327 Report

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>>39625304
Rerolling for >>39625321

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 07 Aug 2019 06:14:23 No.39625330 Report

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>>39625304
How am I holding up a phone? Either way, go home. Still suprised that visiting Tim isn't an option.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 07 Aug 2019 06:15:41 No.39625340 Report

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>>39625304
HELP PLEASE HELP

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 07 Aug 2019 06:16:07 No.39625342 Report

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>>39625304
Declare my passionate, secret love for Gurdurr

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 07 Aug 2019 06:16:31 No.39625344 Report

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>>39625330
You have a phone on the underside of your shell that clips on and is operated by voice commands. It's placed in such a way that it wouldn't be crushed if you accidentally slept on it.

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 07 Aug 2019 06:19:13 No.39625358 Report

Quoted By: >>39625370

>>39625304
Use vine whip to pretend I have arms and dab

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 07 Aug 2019 06:22:11 No.39625370 Report

Quoted By: >>39625375

>>39625358
But Torterra can't learn vine whip...

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 07 Aug 2019 06:23:26 No.39625375 Report

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>>39625370
Life finds a way

Anonymous

Anonymous Wed 07 Aug 2019 06:27:52 No.39625390 Report

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