Hello, /vp/. Still obeying your masters?

This is Obstagoon here to remind you that we live in a society where the National Pokedex can be removed so long as there are waifus to fawn over.

We live in a society where a mobile spin-off looks better than a console mainline.

We live in a society where May doesn't fucking answer my calls fuck you May.

This is a call for Marnie fans to rise up. Introduce a little chaos. YELLERS RISE UP.