>>39648434The most seductive, alluring Pokémon you've happened to ever laid eyes on. Not Gardevoir, no... not Lopunny, not Roserade... not even Tsareena, with those plump hips and powerful legs. But Galarian Wheezing... God, something so endearing can't help but strike you about it, huh? It's all you want, and it only wants you alone as well.
>>39648447That's nice to hear. I'm glad to hear you've got self-control. But I don't think Galarian Wheezing likes that much. It'll hypnotize you into a state of lust and pure consumerism. You'll be turned into a braindead, senseless, whoreish zombie, all for Galarian Wheezing's pleasure. You'll be its pathetic slave, drained of all thought besides, "buy... buy... buy! Sex... sex... sex! Please, master! I'm just your powerless cumdumpster!"
