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Anonymous Fri 09 Aug 2019 05:33:01 No.39658788 View View Reply Original Report

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What pokemon can I eat without going to jail?

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 09 Aug 2019 05:36:20 No.39658804 Report

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>>39658788
My penis

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 09 Aug 2019 05:37:06 No.39658809 Report

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>>39658788
Eat.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 09 Aug 2019 05:37:13 No.39658810 Report

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>>39658788
probably most of them

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 09 Aug 2019 05:38:24 No.39658823 Report

Quoted By: >>39659396

>>39658788
The most obvious would be things like magikarp and Farfetch'd

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 09 Aug 2019 05:39:34 No.39658833 Report

Quoted By: >>39659269 >>39660474

Don't know why Slowpoke tail is illegal. The slowpoke doesn't feel it and the tail regenerates

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 09 Aug 2019 05:52:53 No.39658907 Report

Quoted By: >>39658915 >>39658921

>>39658810
>Eating Incineroar

Nice...

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 09 Aug 2019 05:53:57 No.39658915 Report

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>>39658907
You can eat tiger, it just isn't very good.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 09 Aug 2019 05:55:01 No.39658921 Report

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>>39658907
why would you eat a muscular animal? do you have any idea how tough that meat would be?

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 09 Aug 2019 06:37:26 No.39659145 Report

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>>39658810
Roasted Metagross.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 09 Aug 2019 06:54:07 No.39659212 Report

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>>39658788
Latias's pussy
>without going to jail
in her human form

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 09 Aug 2019 07:09:00 No.39659269 Report

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>>39658833
I figure that’s something they made up later for the kiddos.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 09 Aug 2019 07:10:48 No.39659277 Report

Quoted By: >>39659396

>>39658788
Any, so long as they are not endangered. I mean, they eat magikarp and tentacool, so why not other ones?

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 09 Aug 2019 07:44:56 No.39659396 Report

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>>39658823
>>39659277
Magikarp is unable to be eaten according to the anime

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 09 Aug 2019 07:58:22 No.39659445 Report

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>>39659269
It makes sense though. Lizards can harmlessly drop their tails off

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 09 Aug 2019 08:01:44 No.39659460 Report

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>>39659212
Her human form is a loli, you'd still go to jail.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 09 Aug 2019 08:39:40 No.39659605 Report

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>>39658788
all of them as long as they aren't endangered according to lore

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 09 Aug 2019 09:31:22 No.39659830 Report

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>>39659212
Y-you want to literally eat a human girl's pussy? What you know a girl who's eaten a dick? Ha ha

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 09 Aug 2019 09:32:53 No.39659842 Report

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>>39658788
Most of the fish ones presumably

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 09 Aug 2019 10:18:50 No.39659982 Report

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>>39658788

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 09 Aug 2019 10:31:07 No.39660035 Report

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>>39658788
Not this

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 09 Aug 2019 10:40:05 No.39660070 Report

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>>39658788

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 09 Aug 2019 11:08:45 No.39660168 Report

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>>39660070
Isn't Magikarp literally just bones and scales though? A Woof might like it but I think a human would mind the cracked teeth.

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 09 Aug 2019 11:23:12 No.39660213 Report

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>>39659445
>be slowpoke
>shellder bites tail, aw yeah evolution time
>tail straight up falls off
>mfw

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 09 Aug 2019 11:44:54 No.39660295 Report

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>>39659269
Didn't it say their tails are growing back in gen 2 after you clear the well? Is that in the Japanese version too or is that just added for the translation?

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 09 Aug 2019 11:50:25 No.39660306 Report

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>>39660035
>anti-rape goblin
jej

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 09 Aug 2019 11:53:28 No.39660321 Report

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>>39660035
I always thought it was just a funny coincidence, but now that I'm thinking about it, the japanese like to use Abalones(a type of oyster) as a reference for pussy, so maybe it wasn't that much of a coincidence.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 09 Aug 2019 12:07:15 No.39660370 Report

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>>39660070
Isn't that a kind of nip pastry? Gran torino from mha eats those I think

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 09 Aug 2019 12:11:31 No.39660387 Report

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>>39659396
That's because they don't know how to eat. Magikarp has tasty skin and eyeballs

Anonymous

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Anonymous Fri 09 Aug 2019 12:20:31 No.39660424 Report

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>>39660168
Do they actually say that's a fried magikarp in the anime? Given the size it looks more like a pastry.

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 09 Aug 2019 12:32:21 No.39660474 Report

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>>39658833
It's not the tail itself that's illegal, it's the animal cruelty methods Rockets harvested them with

Anonymous

Anonymous Fri 09 Aug 2019 12:38:23 No.39660500 Report

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>>39659830
Gonna go out on a limb and assume English isn’t your first language.

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